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Somar
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Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:01 pm
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:36 am 
 

I'm a sucker for deep and meaningful lyrics, but now and then it's also fun to have a good laugh when listening to music.

I realized i don't know enough good, humorous, truly funny lyrics in Metal. Wondering if any of you knows any stuff i could check.

the best example i can give is the album Dahmer by Macabre, it's filled with dark humor and i find the whole album very funny (well, most of it)

songs like:
Coming to Chicago - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXyoI4Zq640
Scrub a dub dub - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZUHTJnH65w

Any sub-genre works and it doesn't have to be dark humor, it could be other forms of funny lyrics, as long as it isn't that Grindcore stuff were it's twisted sexuality and giving fun names to genitalia from start to finish, that i can do without.

thx in advance
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PaganiusI
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Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:49 pm
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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:00 am 
 

Check out this. Partly german, partly english, filled with covers/parodies and original songs

https://horrormance.bandcamp.com/album/ ... -blasphemy
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Somar
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Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:01 pm
Posts: 225
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:50 am 
 

PaganiusI wrote:
Check out this. Partly german, partly english, filled with covers/parodies and original songs

https://horrormance.bandcamp.com/album/ ... -blasphemy


i can't understand a word of German which greatly diminishes my ability to understand the lyrics, it was an interesting listen nonetheless and Shemale Frankenstein is really hilarious shit

"There she was lying - I stroked down her hole
But what I found downwards - was changing the role
My heartbeat sopped quickly - cause the sweet girl o' mine
Was a shemale Frankenstein!
Out of a hole she got into mine
She's my shemale Frankenstein!

...

I watched the shemale sleeping and I looked at her cock
and suddenly I got a shock
she had a dicktattoo and it's message can't be real
"This is property of Peter Steele"
I had sex with the dead dick of Peter Steele!"

good stuff, thx
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Asphagor - The Cleansing
Endarken - Tvoj je hram u srcu mom
Autokrator - Hammer of the Heretics
Avslut - Deceptis
Æpoch - Awakening Inception

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xenon8247
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:59 pm
Posts: 28
Location: Chicago
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:52 pm 
 

This is my shit!!!
https://open.spotify.com/user/xenon82/playlist/2xnVO3uAPe5vqjMVqe1j2z?si=aacSW36oQLS3FXAX6WI8xA


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Bates
Metal newbie

Joined: Fri May 18, 2018 11:28 pm
Posts: 62
Location: PDX
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:10 pm 
 

Somar wrote:
she had a dicktattoo and it's message can't be real
"This is property of Peter Steele"
I had sex with the dead dick of Peter Steele!"



Fucking ROFL!

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dontrushurshot
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Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:52 pm
Posts: 120
Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:45 pm 
 

This album is a gold mine:

Dead Infection - A Chapter of Accidents

Also an interesting fact, but ultimately irrelevant:
"The lyrics printed have nothing to do whatsoever with what the vocalist Jaro recorded and were written after the recording session was over."

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zonfar
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2018 4:13 pm
Posts: 27
Location: United States
PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:10 pm 
 

All songs by Psychostick. As the whole genre is supposed to be funny. Dethklok is amazing too, I recommend watching the show Metalocalypse if you haven't seen it. It's dumb, but funny metal humor (something you don't see often)

Here is So Heavy by Psychostick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOSkT-7jBE
Beer is another popular one by them.

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Peyp
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Joined: Mon May 25, 2015 1:16 am
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Location: California, United States
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:28 am 
 

Gloryhammer's Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards is a beautifully exaggerated take on the absurdity of the plotlines in symphonic power metal albums. It's incredibly stupid but that's what makes it awesome.
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Somar
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:34 am 
 

some good stuff to keep me entertained, thx to all
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