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Endarkening
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:30 am 
 

KrigareTjovane wrote:
That's easy: she's giving birth to a sperm shaped reptilian demon! Duhhhh.

:-P


Ah! Like the one on the cover of Scarlet Evil Witching Black. Makes sense.
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at the gaytes
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:50 pm 
 

I think she's masturbating with some unspecified vibrating object, she's even touching her nipples

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simonitro
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:51 am 
 

She's laying an egg!!!

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:52 pm 
 

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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/T ... -Us/746835

music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4QWSFreiAU

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~Guest 343918
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 7:41 am 
 

Spoiler: show
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Also note the letter ę not supported by the cover font.

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Prairieshadow
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 7:57 am 
 

Vigintiseptem wrote:
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Also note the letter ę not supported by the cover font.

ahaha, that's awesome.

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Doomsday
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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 2:48 pm 
 

aloof wrote:
Iron Hearse cover art

Hey, their undead policewoman design is awesome! And Deal with It is at least funny.

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deopisi
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 2:52 pm 
 

Vigintiseptem wrote:
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Also note the letter ę not supported by the cover font.

LMAO, where did you find it?

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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 4:50 pm 
 

Vigintiseptem wrote:
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Also note the letter ę not supported by the cover font.


that is entirely by design, and intended... ę has mystical qualities. :p


Doomsday wrote:
aloof wrote:
Iron Hearse cover art

Hey, their undead policewoman design is awesome! And Deal with It is at least funny.


okay, okay, I'm dealing with it! :D

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they're okayish biker doom/Wino worship, but all their cover art is a**e. sorry :)
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~Guest 343918
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:09 am 
 

deopisi wrote:
Vigintiseptem wrote:
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Also note the letter ę not supported by the cover font.

LMAO, where did you find it?

While browsing Bandcamp randomly. I don't want to find it again, I might listen to it this time...

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jimbies
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:30 am 
 

New Sacred Son cover isn't nearly as disjointed as his last, but it's still pretty misplaced.
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Once again, however, the music is quite good!

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deopisi
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 12:20 pm 
 

The only remarkable thing of that project is the debut cover, the rest is useless

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at the gaytes
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 2:19 pm 
 

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Cover art aside, this EP kicks so much ass, I'll leave this here so you can agree with me


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Subrick
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:09 pm 
 

In today's installment of "Graphic design was my passion back in the mid-90s"...

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:15 pm 
 

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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/A ... her/785421

Why the fuck would you do this
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aloof
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:51 am 
 

I get a strong "Burn My eyes" vibe from that Hypocrisy cover...

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some horrible lyrics, too...

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meh. hope the album's good though... EDIT: it's not :/ sucks bigtime.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:50 pm 
 

blimey.

spoiler for digital (and blue) mammaries
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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/F ... t_1/159771

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mercy.

spoiler for... whatever. don't click if you're at work or so.
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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/M ... ilk/401905
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 5:06 pm 
 

NSFL.

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I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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The Red Tower
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 12:43 pm 
 

The epitome of half-assed 90s computer graphics combined with the most ugly choice of fonts.

Excidium - Innocent River

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:00 am 
 

spoiler for slight sexual theme
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charming. I guess the fags are the "Rebel music?" O_o
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yeah.
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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/X ... ypt/790675

judging by the one song I heard, the music's not bad, though...
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KrigareTjovane
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 5:22 pm 
 

The new Anvil album art is.... something.

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Erdrickgr
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 5:44 pm 
 

"Everything on the tour went drastically wrong. But at least there was a tour for it to go wrong on." - Anvil: The Story of Anvil (DVD)

I guess that line of thinking works for albums as well?

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Gravetemplar
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Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:08 am
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Location: Antarctica
PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 5:47 pm 
 

jimbies wrote:
New Sacred Son cover isn't nearly as disjointed as his last, but it's still pretty misplaced.
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Once again, however, the music is quite good!

This is obviously a joke. I'm not a fan of this guy's music but both cover are cool if you ask me.

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:21 pm 
 

That Anvil cover is over the top stupid and awesome
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Timeghoul
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:13 am 
 

Anvil will do anything and everything to destroy their own careers. What is left of it. They went from opening to AC/DC, right back to the bottom. A few years ago where I live, they played a local bar. The opening bands were two Christian local yocal Christian heavy metal bands. Not anything necessarily wrong with that, except Anvil has been around for over 40 years and been on all of the big metal labels.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:19 am 
 

Honestly to me.

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Eradicatedseraphim
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:04 am 
 

Saw this absolute gem

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FLIPPITYFLOOP
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:53 am 
 

MorbidEngel wrote:
That Anvil cover is over the top stupid and awesome


Looking at Anvil's whole discography, how are they not dominating this thread???

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Timeghoul
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:36 pm 
 

You could always listen to some Prainbork. I'm not sure if a Wrench short of a bakers dozen, is awesome or total shit? Theres such a fine line between clever and stupid.

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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 5:45 pm 
 

FLIPPITYFLOOP wrote:
Looking at Anvil's whole discography, how are they not dominating this thread???


you could get away with an anvil spitting fire for a cover in the 80s, especially if the music was killer :) \m/

I really felt sad for them with that anvil bong however :/ great merchandising idea though :D
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Morton Salt
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 11:04 pm 
 

Looking at that new Anvil cover art...wouldn't it be kind of hard to hit that thing? Looks like it requires 2 people to properly smoke that. Either that or get a sore neck from attempting to hit it.

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Lyrici17
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 1:24 am 
 

Angels aren't affected by stuff like that, or something....
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SkullFracturingNightmare
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 5:38 am 
 

Not gonna lie I kinda hope they make actual anvil bongs to sell at shows and/or online. Obviously it'd hopefully be modified slightly to be more practical, but the idea's there.
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Morton Salt
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 12:28 pm 
 

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That's gotta be one of the dumbest album covers I've seen. Really had to include the dick and balls on the creature?

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FLIPPITYFLOOP
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:43 pm 
 

Morton Salt wrote:
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That's gotta be one of the dumbest album covers I've seen. Really had to include the dick and balls on the creature?


You know, as dumb as it is, I had to look twice to see if they were visible - they sort of looked like the muscles on the chest and arms and such. Doesn't make it any less dumb though, plus once you see it you can't unseen it

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Metal Shark
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:12 am 
 

KrigareTjovane wrote:
The new Anvil album art is.... something.

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OH MY. That's :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I mean, 90% of their covers are either terrible or boring, but that's STOOPID.

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Metal Shark
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:15 am 
 

Morton Salt wrote:
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That's gotta be one of the dumbest album covers I've seen. Really had to include the dick and balls on the creature?


They should have included a cover song of "Shock the Monkey".

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Derigin
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:39 am 
 

I love how the focus is on the seemingly normal dick and balls, not the hands as big as his head.
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Endarkening
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:24 pm 
 

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Fucking idiotic art for a horribly banal album, released for some reason as a massive A5 digibook.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:04 am 
 

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