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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 2:05 am 
 

He was joking, we all know that's them. Ho-lee-shit that fucking mullet.
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Necrostalker
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:24 pm 
 

aloof wrote:
NSFW and beyond horrible...

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:21 pm 
 

Oh really, think that's bad? NSFA (anyone...really)

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And you can check out Waco Jesus' first two full lengths, which are so foul I refuse to even open them myself to add the URLs

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Waco_Jesus/3482
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:31 pm 
 

I'm more fascinated by the dude with a giant penis for a nose in that P.T.O.M.A. art.
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Earthcubed
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:49 am 
 

He doesn't have a penis for a nose, he has two penises for a nose. Or he is supposed to be a triphallic humanoid unicorn. Or a diphallic humanoid unicorn. Neither of those concepts would exist in a sane world.


And fuck the cover art, those Waco Jesus lyrics are hideous. Try reading through the lyrics to "receptive when beaten" without grimacing. :nono:
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:55 am 
 

No dude. He's got a penis for a nose, and then another penis just sticking out the side of his head for some reason.
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I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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Earthcubed
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:40 am 
 

That's the unicorn part.
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That wasn't meant as a k.o. though, he specifically targeted an area of the cerebellum which, if ruptured, renders you a Jehovah's witness indefinitely

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Necrostalker
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:06 pm 
 

Ah, the Lividity covers .. i love them . NSFW
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:03 am 
 

^ That last Lividity one is pretty gruesome, but I have to admit it makes me want to check the band out, in some sick way....
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:41 am 
 

Barbed Wire Soul
Blackstar

Not only is the music boring and insipid but that cover

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DoomMetalAlchemist
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:55 am 
 

^ The one for D.R.U.N.K. is extremely poorly drawn. It took me probably 10 seconds to figure out what the hell I was looking at. If I didn't notice the hand holding the bottle, I probably never would have figured out that was a person.

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Necrostalker
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:58 am 
 

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thrashinbatman
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:08 pm 
 

DoomMetalAlchemist wrote:
^ The one for D.R.U.N.K. is extremely poorly drawn. It took me probably 10 seconds to figure out what the hell I was looking at. If I didn't notice the hand holding the bottle, I probably never would have figured out that was a person.

He also appears to be oozing grape jelly from his stab wounds, that he has for.... some reason. :???:
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:46 pm 
 

LMAO that POC cover. It's so over the top it's amazing
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MARSDUDE
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:49 pm 
 

Is that alcohol leaking from that bottle, or some kind of mutant carrot jammed into the mouth?

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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:47 pm 
 

Necrostalker wrote:
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Wrong thread; this thread is for cover art ATROCITIES.
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metalistkrieg
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 9:38 pm 
 

There is absolutely nothing metal about dolphins. Plus Euro "power" metal is a joke this band is no exception. There are a few good bands from that scene but most of them lack the essential ingedient for this genre POWER. The vast majority of them are too happy sounding. That's my opinion I hope I don't get another scolding from the mods for saying that.

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BloodSacrificeShaman
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:54 am 
 

Are you serious dude? Dolphins have been known to fucking kill sharks. You underestimate their potential badassery.
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PvtNinjer
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:51 am 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
Barbed Wire Soul
Blackstar


Looks like BLACK STD. Cool.

edit: metalistkrieg, Stratovarius is definitely not the heaviest band around, but they've got their moments, as far as melodic metal goes. Infinity is definitely not heavy, or particularly good. :p

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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:01 am 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
Barbed Wire Soul
Blackstar

Not only is the music boring and insipid but that cover


What's wrong with it? Looks like something from a mid-late '90s groove metal band, but not particularly offensive or painful to look at.
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Twisted_Psychology
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:22 pm 
 

BloodSacrificeShaman wrote:
Are you serious dude? Dolphins have been known to fucking kill sharks. You underestimate their potential badassery.


They also rape everything and kill porpoises for no apparent reason. Petition to make dolphins metal.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:28 pm 
 

Raping and killing doesn't automatically grant them metal status :roll:

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:34 pm 
 

BloodSacrificeShaman wrote:
Are you serious dude? Dolphins have been known to fucking kill sharks. You underestimate their potential badassery.


Don't they also rape other dolphins and murder others young for fun?

Dolphins are metal as fuck.

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:48 pm 
 

Being an asshole doesn't make you metal. The world is full of jerks and very few of them are metal at all.

Then again calling animals jerks is an anthropomorphism just like calling them metal.

metalistkrieg wrote:
Plus Euro "power" metal is a joke this band is no exception.

I automatically assume anyone who discriminates against Euro power metal to be very shallow and superficial in other areas of life as well.
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PvtNinjer
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:47 pm 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
For My King
Custard


Holy shit, this one is incredible! It reminds me of something I would have attempted to draw as an ambitious and semi artistic youth (or maybe it was autisitc?). :lol: the terrible perspective on the arm (foreshortening? I can't remember what atists call it), in particular, reminds me of the days I used to spend drawing superheroes and shit.

edit: also suffering from Warmaster leg syndrome.

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simonitro
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:06 pm 
 

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MARSDUDE
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:55 pm 
 

maudlin of the Well doesn't belong here, and certainly not in the same post as Raptor School.

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:33 pm 
 

PvtNinjer wrote:
dreadmeat wrote:
For My King
Custard


Holy shit, this one is incredible! It reminds me of something I would have attempted to draw as an ambitious and semi artistic youth (or maybe it was autisitc?). :lol: the terrible perspective on the arm (foreshortening? I can't remember what atists call it), in particular, reminds me of the days I used to spend drawing superheroes and shit.

edit: also suffering from Warmaster leg syndrome.
ahahaha! :lol:
it's quite poorly done, the proportions are all wrong, the helmeted red eye guys, the band logo is ok I suppose
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:42 pm 
 

Reminds me of this, which doesn't suck

http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Dekapitator/We_Will_Destroy..._You_Will_Obey!!!/2618
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EyesOfGlass
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:23 pm 
 

PvtNinjer wrote:
Looks like BLACK STD. Cool.

edit: metalistkrieg, Stratovarius is definitely not the heaviest band around, but they've got their moments, as far as melodic metal goes. Infinity is definitely not heavy, or particularly good. :p


Infinite was pretty good in my opinion, it's one of my favorite Stratovarius albums in fact. I really don't get all the hate towards it.
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PvtNinjer
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:59 pm 
 

EyesOfGlass wrote:
PvtNinjer wrote:
Looks like BLACK STD. Cool.

edit: metalistkrieg, Stratovarius is definitely not the heaviest band around, but they've got their moments, as far as melodic metal goes. Infinity is definitely not heavy, or particularly good. :p


Infinite was pretty good in my opinion, it's one of my favorite Stratovarius albums in fact. I really don't get all the hate towards it.


Different strokes for different folks. I spent a lot of time listening to Strato when I was getting into metal, and they sort of lost me at Destiny. Both albums have some decent tunes on them, but nothing that measures up to albums like Episode or Visions. I haven't listened to them much these days outside of the odd new album they release. I really enjoyed Elysium when it came out and Nemesis wasn't too bad.

That Dekapitator cover is awesome! I haven't heard that album in a while.

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inhumanist wrote:
metalistkrieg wrote:
Plus Euro "power" metal is a joke this band is no exception.

I automatically assume anyone who discriminates against Euro power metal to be very shallow and superficial in other areas of life as well.

On the other hand I assume he takes his black metal really seriously, which btw contain very few black people.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:15 pm 
 

Here's Sear Bliss with Eternal Recurrence.

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It kinda sucks when a band with a series of awesome covers ends up putting out an album with a bland, boring cover.
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The idea is not even that bad. It's just kinda sucky that the solar eclipse in the middle is one of the first images you find when you search "solar eclipse". Yeah guys, you could have done a better job on that. It's a pity because I actually like the "pirate ship interior" ornament. It fits the album. Decent album by the way.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:26 pm 
 

Necrostalker wrote:
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Shouldn't be "shat" or something like that?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:00 pm 
 

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I loved this so much I had to dig up that album and listen to it.

It's alright.

but still, that's effective album art

they apparently changed it though which is such shit
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:07 pm 
 

Wow, Raptor School... that shit is life changing.

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cetacean
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:41 pm 
 

henkkjelle wrote:
The idea is not even that bad. It's just kinda sucky that the solar eclipse in the middle is one of the first images you find when you search "solar eclipse". Yeah guys, you could have done a better job on that. It's a pity because I actually like the "pirate ship interior" ornament. It fits the album. Decent album by the way.


It's a wasted opportunity. If they were going to fill in the cool 3-D pencil frame with something from google image search, they could at least have made the image match the style of the frame like this

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