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deopisi
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 4:17 am 
 

Just found on bandcamp

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I'm still uncertain if it's ugly or a masterpiece, surely wtf
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Space_alligator
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:22 am 
 

Haha, its actually effective.
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 7:11 am 
 

That's actually stupidly funny
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Evoken
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:49 pm 
 

Mystic Circle - Morgenröte (Der Schrei Nach Finsternis)

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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:08 pm 
 

Ugh that Mystic Circle one is atrocious.

I think this is also utterly hideous.

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Endarkening
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:05 am 
 

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Released as a massive A5 digipack was a bad idea. In fact the whole album was a bad idea.

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:50 pm 
 

This one I forgot about but needs to be remembered.

Remember when Amon were teasing their new album back in 2012, they released this turd of an album art before changing it?

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And yes, if you got Amazon Prime it comes with it.

https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/A ... ait/448036
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KrigareTjovane
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:08 pm 
 

Holy fuck who thought ANYTHING ABOUT that was acceptable? lol
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:47 pm 
 

Well, it is the Hoffman brothers, notorious peddlers of awful taste. If anyone would find that fucking atrocity of an album cover to be good enough for release, it'd be them.
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Fromage_Qui_Pue
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:12 pm 
 

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Cheap Photofiltre but nice Melodeath though
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TheLoneForest
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:21 pm 
 

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:54 am 
 

TheLoneForest wrote:
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Is Mameli getting mad on facebook? :lol: Cause if that was supposed to be the official art or get us hyped, he failed again.
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Lord_Jotun
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:48 am 
 

Yes, and he's already calling "dummie" anyone who didn't realize it was a teaser, telling "bitches" who dislike it to stop following the Pestilence page, and there's also a mention for Martin "Van Dumber" (no, really) in there.

The by now usual cringefest, that's all.
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Space_alligator
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:30 am 
 

What the hell happened to Pestilance :(
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JoeBlakkk
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:14 am 
 

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For such a popular commercial band the lack of quality on this ms paint style cover is baffling to me.


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aloof
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:25 am 
 

it's been discussed in the earlier pages of this thread :) also, pls use a spoiler for size.
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FLIPPITYFLOOP
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:29 pm 
 

NOM NOM MONCH MONCH

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SkullFracturingNightmare
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:57 pm 
 

^That's my fetish
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KrigareTjovane
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:53 am 
 

mm tit chomp
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Ontsarguiz
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:14 am 
 

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goregoose
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:20 am 
 

Jonpo wrote:
I actually love this album cover and the artist (Halseycaust) but it's wonky as hell and it always trips me out:

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His legs are sooooo tiny compared to the torso. It looks like a child someone dressed up in warrior garb.

Holy shit, someone else listens to Dark Black besides me? Totally underrated band

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Kerrick
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:06 pm 
 

^In high school art class, I remember making that same mistake myself and getting similar results: if the canvas is somewhat large and laid flat so that the top is further away, it's easy to subconsciously compensate so that from your vantage point, everything looks proportionate. My guess is that's what happened there. Otherwise it's pretty neat artwork.

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Subverter
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:32 pm 
 

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This looks like one of those corny Wal-Mart graphic t-shirts - all that's missing is a howling wolf in the foreground.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:17 am 
 

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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/B ... ney/327074

same band, spoiler for drawn bewbs:
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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/B ... rld/225555

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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/K ... nas/149795
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putrevomitory
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:25 am 
 

aloof wrote:


When Mr. Incredible is hiding from Syndrome's drone, he is behind a wall and a body, looking out through a hole, and from there, what does he see? Kronos!
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simonitro
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:38 am 
 

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Taken from a post above... I never knew that Lars Ulrich wanted to be in the album's photo shoot. :p
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putrevomitory
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 2:52 am 
 

CrushedRevelation wrote:
Ugh that Mystic Circle one is atrocious.

I think this is also utterly hideous.

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Lmao, is he taking a selfie? There is also this one of a gorilla taking a selfie with two nuns that I'm forgetting was released by what band. A 2015 or 2016 release.
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KrigareTjovane
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:18 am 
 

You're damn right he's taking a selfie. It fits with the whole 'Age of Entitlement' theme they're going for; everybody younger than them is an entitled clown with a dumb fucking haircut who at some point had open heart surgery (because that chest looks like scars). MILLENNIALS AMIRITE? LOL
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putrevomitory
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2019 3:58 pm 
 

Seems grisly to cut up the sternum. Millennials? Wait for the generation after them.
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meshigene
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:42 am 
 

may not be a complete atrocity, but I think the cover of Cryptic Brood's "Brain Eater" sucks something awful.

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putrevomitory
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 2:53 pm 
 

does it look as primitive as Panic Layer's debut?
you prolly will think the same of their logo on the site

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SkullFracturingNightmare
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:23 pm 
 

^ Stuff like that is both ugly and kinda fascinating to me, because while at first glance it just looks like someone stuffed a bunch of paint tubes in their ass and induced some violent diarrhea, on the other hand, there's no way I could ever hope to replicate something like that either.
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LycanthropeMoon
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:33 pm 
 

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simonitro
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:15 am 
 

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Get a loud of this!!
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meshigene
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:54 pm 
 

It took me way too much time to realize that the logo on that cover read "Evil Joe". :lol:
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:16 pm 
 

I haven't listened to it but I downloaded the album off their Bandcamp (I mean it's free) because of how dumb it is (that's by far their best cover, BTW).
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Endarkening
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:03 pm 
 

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What's going on with the vag?

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KrigareTjovane
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:11 am 
 

I believe medical professionals refer to that as crowning.
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Endarkening
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:45 pm 
 

KrigareTjovane wrote:
I believe medical professionals refer to that as crowning.


But dude, where's the pregnancy tummy? Chicks totally skinny!

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KrigareTjovane
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:07 am 
 

That's easy: she's giving birth to a sperm shaped reptilian demon! Duhhhh.

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