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| Author: | Skarpatere [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:09 am ] |
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More garbage thrash artwork:
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| Author: | SkullFracturingNightmare [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:11 am ] |
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Yeah, thank christ Havok got their shit together and never put out an album with a cover that embarrassingly dumb again (Unnatural Selection was pretty bad, but not "Pwn 'Em All" bad). |
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| Author: | Cry_In_The_Night [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:58 am ] |
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It seems that the genre of "shit-tier old school revival thrash metal with a slice of non-funny try-hard humour" has a propensity for really bad album covers, aside from the really shitty music contained within. Like, when a modern joke-ish thrash band releases something named after a classic thrash release with some non-funny joke attached to the title (Pwn 'Em All - Kill 'Em All, Pleasure to Chill - Pleasure to Kill, Eat Pizza or Die - Speak English or Die....) this rings all possible warning signals for me concerning the quality of the music within. Turns out that I'm almost always right too. That Havok EP actually surprised me as being at least decent throughout. When I first saw it, I thought it would suck really hard (like, say, the first Immaculate album or most Lich King material). But it didn't. Music on it is much better than the cover and shitty title would have you believe. I mean it's not the greatest thing ever, but if it had been released by Lich King it would have been their best output by far. Regarding Unnatural Selection (image on MA is kind of big, so I'm spoilering it):
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Not so sure what's so extraordinarily bad about this one. Seems to me it's a take on this "edgy art with a vague political undertone" thing that's been going on with thrash albums since the 80's. There are far worse stinkers in that category as well. |
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| Author: | SkullFracturingNightmare [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:28 am ] |
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I just think it looks really ugly. Yeah there's nothing extraordinarily bad about it, but compared to their previous two album covers, it sucks. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:33 am ] |
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Actually Time Is Up is far, far uglier and one of the most hideous album covers I can think of. It isn't poorly done on a technical level like some of the amateur crap in this thread, but man I put the band off for so long because of how stupid this looks:
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| Author: | Cry_In_The_Night [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:53 am ] |
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Yeah, that one doesn't look too good. It sort of reminded me of this death metal album art which features a similar skeleton-like creature with blood running down it's skull and the world's biggest smile. That one was also pretty fail. Tried to find that one, but I don't remember the band name. So after some deliberation i put "ugly death metal cover" in google image search, hoping it would show up. It didn't. But I got some other shit that's just as worthy. For example there's this thing (NSFW-ish, no full nudity but clearly sexual theme):
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I knew about this before, as I found it once when casually browsing MA and noticed that it had 3 reviews and an average of 5%. I got curious and checked it out. I shouldn't have done that. Music is way worse than the cover makes you believe (and the cover isn't exactly making a good impression on it's own). Forgot about it until now, but sure as hell fits the thread. |
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| Author: | ~Guest 82538 [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:03 am ] |
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Didn't you know? Debauchery is close enough to being the worst metal band in existence... 
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| Author: | davenion [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:44 pm ] |
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androdion wrote: Didn't you know? Debauchery is close enough to being the worst metal band in existence... Meh, I quite enjoy Kings of Carnage, which surprised the hell out of me given that Debauchery seems to be such a maligned band. Can't say for the rest of their material as I haven't heard much else, certainly going to avoid Germany's Next Death Metal. |
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| Author: | DisembowelMe [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:48 pm ] |
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davenion wrote: androdion wrote: Didn't you know? Debauchery is close enough to being the worst metal band in existence... Meh, I quite enjoy Kings of Carnage, which surprised the hell out of me given that Debauchery seems to be such a maligned band. Can't say for the rest of their material as I haven't heard much else, certainly going to avoid Germany's Next Death Metal. http://youtu.be/vljHBXA3UKE This particular song, above all else, is a reason to leave this band and everything it's shit-crusted fingers touch forever maligned. God damn, our god of murder and violence deserves an anthem more representive of his holiest of attributes, not this limp Six Feet Under hard-rock bullshit. Death to Debauchery! Blood for the Blood God! |
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| Author: | SkullFracturingNightmare [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:58 pm ] |
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Diamhea wrote: Actually Time Is Up is far, far uglier and one of the most hideous album covers I can think of. To each his own. I like the color contrast on Time Is Up more than on Unnatural Selection, but yeah TIU does look pretty silly. The skeleton's face never fails to make me smirk every time I see it. |
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| Author: | ~Guest 82538 [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 8:19 pm ] |
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DisembowelMe wrote: Death to Debauchery! Blood for the Blood God!  Yeah, that was the one that killed me. I was suckered into actually listening to the album due to the cool artwork. Little did I know what awaited me... Ha, I still can't even think of replaying that song to this day! 
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| Author: | Subrick [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:28 pm ] |
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Going back to the mid-90s for a second.  This is from a non-metal release by a formerly metal band, so I guess it can go in here? Still sucks regardless. |
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| Author: | davenion [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:25 am ] |
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 Waltari- Radium Round What the hell? A frozen microphone on top of a snow covered mountain with some creepy/ugly smiling guy's head inside of a glowing red orb with a siren on his forehead. Yeah, this cover makes perfect sense. |
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| Author: | DoomMetalAlchemist [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:28 am ] |
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davenion wrote: Waltari- Radium Round What the hell? A frozen microphone on top of a snow covered mountain with some creepy/ugly smiling guy's head inside of a glowing red orb with a siren on his forehead. Yeah, this cover makes perfect sense. Siren on his head? I thought that was a jewel. Like some kind of kid's anime villain. |
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| Author: | davenion [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:32 am ] |
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DoomMetalAlchemist wrote: davenion wrote: Waltari- Radium Round What the hell? A frozen microphone on top of a snow covered mountain with some creepy/ugly smiling guy's head inside of a glowing red orb with a siren on his forehead. Yeah, this cover makes perfect sense. Siren on his head? I thought that was a jewel. Like some kind of kid's anime villain. Could be, just looks like a siren to me. Who the hell knows what it actually is. |
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| Author: | davenion [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:34 am ] |
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Quote: This particular song, above all else, is a reason to leave this band and everything it's shit-crusted fingers touch forever maligned. God damn, our god of murder and violence deserves an anthem more representive of his holiest of attributes, not this limp Six Feet Under hard-rock bullshit. Death to Debauchery! Blood for the Blood God! Is that the original version or the "pussy" version haha |
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| Author: | Baroque1 [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:05 am ] |
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I tried to submit this band to the archives, and one of the reasons it got rejected was "Not a finished product, no cover art". I can see why they'd get that impression, but unfortunately, this IS the cover art: 
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| Author: | cetacean [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:20 am ] |
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If they had given the album some dumb abstract title like "eternal void suffocation" the art (or lack thereof) would be sort of appropriate. But having a really gory and graphic title like "scythe impalement" and giving it the white album treatment just makes me want to laugh. In the same vein of lazy art for comical titles, it reminded me of this gem..
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| Author: | Wheelworld [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:57 pm ] |
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Don't think I've seen this one posted here before, pretty NSFW.
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| Author: | cetacean [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:05 pm ] |
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Wheelworld wrote:  I literally took a shower after looking at that.
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| Author: | DoomMetalAlchemist [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:10 pm ] |
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cetacean wrote: I literally took a shower after looking at that.Shock for shock's sake. I wonder who that kind of thing impresses now a days. Diarrhea humor. I found that shit funny when I was a little kid, not so much now. |
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| Author: | Subrick [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:14 pm ] |
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The thing as that art is pretty well drawn and would be kinda nice to look at if it wasn't for the main subject being what it is. Also, Coroner and Celtic Frost arts on the wall. |
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| Author: | SkullFracturingNightmare [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:35 pm ] |
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Oh yes, it's a little known fact that Anne Frank's favorite song was "Circle of the Tyrants". |
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| Author: | aloof [ Sun Feb 15, 2015 3:51 pm ] |
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not so much an atrocity, more like... yoda? gollum? a rooster? wtf? 
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| Author: | Folkemon_ [ Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:53 pm ] |
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 No words. |
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| Author: | MorbidEngel [ Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:30 pm ] |
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"Tasty ears!" Did Mike Tyson design that cover? |
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| Author: | Subrick [ Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:37 pm ] |
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Even the band name sucks. What exactly is a mullmuzzler, and why did James LaBrie think it was a good name for a band? |
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| Author: | cetacean [ Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:48 pm ] |
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Subrick wrote: Even the band name sucks. What exactly is a mullmuzzler, and why did James LaBrie think it was a good name for a band? I'm pretty sure he picked a dumb name on purpose out of frustration with his label |
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| Author: | dreadmeat [ Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:24 pm ] |
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Furious Zoo - Furioso Someone just got a copy of this in the recent purchase thread ha ha it's awful isn't it!  http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Furious_Zoo/Furioso/20398 |
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| Author: | Wheelworld [ Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:02 pm ] |
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Looking at their album history, I think they have one other album that qualifies as worse than that! |
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| Author: | dreadmeat [ Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:54 pm ] |
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Anal Orientated Rock! ha ha ha ha |
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| Author: | Pregnantus [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:28 am ] |
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Wheelworld wrote: Wow, that's hilarious. |
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| Author: | Baroque1 [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:13 am ] |
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   ^the tracklist for this is epic http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Va ... rok/447700 |
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| Author: | dreadmeat [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:17 am ] |
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^ names and links and stuff are what we're after mate, so it can be searched, none of us want to see this stuff twice I'm sure!
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| Author: | chaossphere [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:08 am ] |
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I think it's getting to the point where Pizza Thrash can be considered an entire subgenre of its own 
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| Author: | teh_Foxx0rz [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:30 am ] |
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^ It was always destined... |
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| Author: | SkullFracturingNightmare [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:32 am ] |
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chaossphere wrote: I think it's getting to the point where Pizza Thrash can be considered an entire subgenre of its own I'd really prefer if that didn't happen, ever. Like, not even jokingly. |
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| Author: | dreadmeat [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:38 am ] |
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There's a Testament lyric that sounds like "cremate your pizza!" it's on Return To The Apocalyptic City somewhere... |
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| Author: | MorbidEngel [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:46 am ] |
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Baroque1 wrote: Would it matter if I mentioned that this album was a colossal injoke for another site |
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| Author: | cetacean [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:46 pm ] |
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MorbidEngel wrote: Would it matter if I mentioned that this album was a colossal injoke for another site No because the track list is still terrific.
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