Those song titles are brilliant.
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| Author: | MonumentalBlackArt [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:57 pm ] |
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Those song titles are brilliant.
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| Author: | Lord_Jotun [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:06 pm ] |
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teh_Foxx0rz wrote: ^ It was always destined... Now, now, Nanowar don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentenced as utter garbage such as "pizza thrash", let alone get tarred by the same brush  dreadmeat wrote: Furious Zoo - Furioso Someone just got a copy of this in the recent purchase thread ha ha it's awful isn't it!  http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Furious_Zoo/Furioso/20398 I find this one strangely entertaining. If it were a video game, I'd love to play it! |
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| Author: | dreadmeat [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:09 pm ] |
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Yeah some sort of virtual reality gob-stopper ha ha |
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| Author: | MorbidEngel [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:58 pm ] |
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cetacean wrote: MorbidEngel wrote: Would it matter if I mentioned that this album was a colossal injoke for another site No because the track list is still terrific.  I meant the cover but OK :V |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:56 am ] |
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 http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/An ... old/289222 |
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| Author: | MDL [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:41 pm ] |
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That's one of the most lovely album covers ever. |
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| Author: | dreadmeat [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:46 pm ] |
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She immediately reminded me of the chick from Skuldom |
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| Author: | Subrick [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:11 pm ] |
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I personally see nothing wrong with that cover. Nothing at all. |
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| Author: | teh_Foxx0rz [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:40 pm ] |
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All I can say is that of course you're going to be cold if you're standing there like that in a dark empty space. |
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| Author: | ~Guest 82538 [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:09 pm ] |
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(Un)Dressed like that she'd hardly have much cold though... 
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| Author: | Subrick [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:33 pm ] |
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Considering I went to the hospital for frostbite on Monday, I absolutely shudder to think of being that exposed outside in the winter. |
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| Author: | Mairon [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:34 pm ] |
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Poor album covers? Just do a picture search for goregrind. Dime-a-dozen cliche band logo on some old looking poor quality gorey picture. I love Allegaeon, but their covers are uninspired. (Though not flat-out bad) 
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| Author: | DoomMetalAlchemist [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:09 pm ] |
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Not so much atrocious, as just kind of strange... Just saw an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force that referenced this famous cover, and it made me think... Why the fuck are there forks over his eyes?
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| Author: | OzzyApu [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:35 pm ] |
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^ Look up the artist. He's a prolific guy - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_Helnwein. Same guy that did Rammstein's Sehnsucht, so you know it's supposed to be weird. |
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| Author: | Svartedauden666 [ Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:49 pm ] |
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I am too lazy to see if anyone even posted this. This is a brutal and disturbing cover art. It features Dead's (Per Yngve Ohlin) corpse after he killed himself in 1991. Euronymous (Øystein Aarseth) took this picture after he found out. This cover art is featured on the 1995 live album ''Dawn of the Black Hearts'' by Mayhem. Really twisted. 
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| Author: | MonumentalBlackArt [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:33 am ] |
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Really? Please tell us more about this undeground band nobody's heard of. |
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| Author: | mjollnir [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:41 am ] |
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MonumentalBlackArt wrote: Really? Please tell us more about this undeground band nobody's heard of. Sounds like the kind of guys who would make a necklace out of the skull fragments...or at least be rumored to have done it.
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:04 am ] |
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Svartedauden666 wrote: This is a brutal and disturbing cover art. It features Dead's (Per Yngve Ohlin) corpse after he killed himself in 1991. Euronymous (Øystein Aarseth) took this picture after he found out. This cover art is featured on the 1995 live album ''Dawn of the Black Hearts'' by Mayhem. Really twisted. |
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| Author: | Illuminati322 [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:01 am ] |
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John Bult's Julie's Sixteenth Birthday: http://bizarrerecords.com/wordpress/201 ... -birthday/ |
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| Author: | putrenista [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:47 am ] |
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^ That's like my new favorite site, man. haha! |
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| Author: | Cry_In_The_Night [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:15 am ] |
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Anybody post the first Lust full length yet? NSFW (full frontal male nudity)
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There's also a rally bad Nyktalgia cover, which is on the same theme but without the nudity: 
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| Author: | Svartedauden666 [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:24 am ] |
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MonumentalBlackArt wrote: Really? Please tell us more about this undeground band nobody's heard of. Oh, excuse me. I didn't know I was dealing with a metal etilist that knows everything. I'm really really sorry. |
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| Author: | inhumanist [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:45 am ] |
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He was poking fun at you because you were explaining the most notorious album cover in the history of metal on a metal forum. No need to get your panties in a bunch over some newbie teasing, mate. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:22 am ] |
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Svartedauden666 wrote: MonumentalBlackArt wrote: Really? Please tell us more about this undeground band nobody's heard of. Oh, excuse me. I didn't know I was dealing with a metal etilist that knows everything. I'm really really sorry. Just a really weak first post. You are not a unique and special black metal snowflake, and imagine how sick we are of kids who read Varg's bio page(s) for the first time along with some Wikipedia entries and feel the need to come in and wax pretentiously about the "good 'ol days" and how the second wave (really the only thing the can argue familiarity with via Dimmu Borgir) was so disappointing. |
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| Author: | Svartedauden666 [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:43 am ] |
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Hey folks, let's not start an argument over this please. I just thought I could find metal fans that like every kind of metal. Maybe some people like metalcore more or this newer stuff for example, and haven't had the chance to hear a little about Mayhem's story. But I am wrong, and I accept it and express my apologies. I don't consider myself in no way a ''black metal snowflake''. We are a community! So let's just be cool to each other! |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:48 am ] |
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No worries m8. Moving on...  http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Gr ... Games/1460 |
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| Author: | Svartedauden666 [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:13 pm ] |
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Now talking about a bad cover art. I always thought this cover art from Anthrax' debut album is pretty bad in my opinion. 
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| Author: | Drowned [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:06 pm ] |
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 http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Co ... self/59030 |
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| Author: | Wheelworld [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:59 pm ] |
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"Blasting Foreskins"? I'm sure these guys are lyrical geniuses. |
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| Author: | dreadmeat [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:42 pm ] |
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I have to say I'm no fan of deformed children or similar on album covers, birth defects and the like. I'm almost surprised it took us 14 pages to get Dawn Of The Black Hearts ha ha  Evidently there's a Melvins bootleg called Cover Songs  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cover_Songs |
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| Author: | Lord_Jotun [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:31 pm ] |
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With a more creative title, that one could have been a masterpiece of sorts. |
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| Author: | dreadmeat [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:46 pm ] |
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I wonder how many people are wondering which member of KISS Dale is painted up as ha ha
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| Author: | MorbidEngel [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:21 pm ] |
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Svartedauden666 wrote: Now talking about a bad cover art. I always thought this cover art from Anthrax' debut album is pretty bad in my opinion. I dunno, that one IMO has a fair bit of charm to it. It's straight to the point :V |
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| Author: | aloof [ Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:57 pm ] |
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sort of interesting idea, but simply looks dumb... 
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| Author: | SkullFracturingNightmare [ Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:10 am ] |
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Hahahaha, that looks ridiculous. Also incredibly edgy and moronic. That's some shit that a special snowflake type person who doesn't conform to what everyone else does would make. |
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| Author: | ~Guest 98976 [ Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:29 am ] |
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Cry_In_The_Night wrote: NSFW (full frontal male nudity)
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I guess I'm going to be the only person in this thread to point out that the dude on this cover has a ROCK HARD boner. |
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| Author: | SkullFracturingNightmare [ Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:02 am ] |
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FasterDisaster wrote: I guess I'm going to be the only person in this thread to point out that the dude on this cover has a ROCK HARD boner. Did you even see the Nigel Pepper Cock cover posted earlier in the thread? That thing was standing at attention with righteous determination. |
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| Author: | Erosion of Humanity [ Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:06 am ] |
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I think FD's just seeing things he wants to see. I'm like %90 that's just a shadow and the 'meat' is actually hanging straight down. |
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| Author: | chaossphere [ Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:53 am ] |
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Y'all should just stop studying it. |
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| Author: | dreadmeat [ Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:55 am ] |
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Shadow boners aside they make some wicked music 
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