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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:47 pm 
 

dystopia4 wrote:
https://batyushka.bandcamp.com/album/-

Looks like there's a new false Batushka in town.

Goddamn it, this is better than either of the albums that came out this year. And that annoys me. :lol:
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TheLoneForest
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:08 am 
 

MikeyC wrote:
dystopia4 wrote:
https://batyushka.bandcamp.com/album/-

Looks like there's a new false Batushka in town.

Goddamn it, this is better than either of the albums that came out this year. And that annoys me. :lol:


Lol no

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Vigintiseptem
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:48 am 
 

Cheapsteaks wrote:
Time to make a parody in the vein of Cannabis Corpse, Bakushka

A black metal band formed by Karelian grandmothers: Babushka. Hospoti, hospoti!

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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:28 am 
 

Vigintiseptem wrote:
Cheapsteaks wrote:
Time to make a parody in the vein of Cannabis Corpse, Bakushka

A black metal band formed by Karelian grandmothers: Babushka. Hospoti, hospoti!

This needs to be done.
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CrippledLucifer
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:18 am 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
Vigintiseptem wrote:
Cheapsteaks wrote:
Time to make a parody in the vein of Cannabis Corpse, Bakushka

A black metal band formed by Karelian grandmothers: Babushka. Hospoti, hospoti!

This needs to be done.

It probably has already been done and is coming soon on Bandcamp.

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OlroxPhase2
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:45 am 
 

MikeyC wrote:
dystopia4 wrote:
https://batyushka.bandcamp.com/album/-

Looks like there's a new false Batushka in town.

Goddamn it, this is better than either of the albums that came out this year. And that annoys me. :lol:


cmon, that was awful. No effort put into it.

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dystopia4
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:12 pm 
 

MikeyC wrote:
dystopia4 wrote:
https://batyushka.bandcamp.com/album/-

Looks like there's a new false Batushka in town.

Goddamn it, this is better than either of the albums that came out this year. And that annoys me. :lol:


I really hope this is just a bad attempt at trolling.
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Napalm_Satan
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:22 pm 
 

I would put it about on the level of Hospodi. It's just as slapped together and crappy though honestly it's much easier to listen to this anti-Satatanic Batushka as it's, well, a giant piss take as opposed to trying to pull the rug out from under someone.

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droneriot
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:25 pm 
 

Vigintiseptem wrote:
Cheapsteaks wrote:
Time to make a parody in the vein of Cannabis Corpse, Bakushka

A black metal band formed by Karelian grandmothers: Babushka. Hospoti, hospoti!

If you go for playing with the spelling a bit you already have one: https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Ka ... 3540372260



By the way, for those who didn't know, dunno if it was posted here, scroll to July:

List of number-one albums of 2019 (Poland)
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:49 pm 
 

I’m eagerly anticipating a black metal band about Middle Eastern food dishes called Babaganoushka.
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:09 am 
 

TheLoneForest wrote:
Lol no

OlroxPhase2 wrote:
cmon, that was awful. No effort put into it.

dystopia4 wrote:
I really hope this is just a bad attempt at trolling.

Not surprised I got some flack over that comment. I tend to enjoy repetition and music that sounds rather hypnotic (one of the reasons I like funeral doom and songs like this). That music fit the bill. I never said there was a lot of effort put into the music and even I can see the suspicion of a band called Batyushka come out right now, but the music contained in it wasn't terrible or anything. It's not the first Batushka album by any stretch but it was enough to grab my attention.

Fuck having to explain myself, though. Shouldn't even have to.
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FLIPPITYFLOOP
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:48 am 
 

Subrick wrote:
I’m eagerly anticipating a black metal band about Middle Eastern food dishes called Babaganoushka.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sepulchrave
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:07 am 
 

dystopia4 wrote:
https://batyushka.bandcamp.com/album/-

Looks like there's a new false Batushka in town.


Second track sounds really cool actually LMAO.
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Kerrick
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:07 pm 
 

Kerrick wrote:
Eh, before Batushka there was Hesychast and Epta Astera. And so far as I know, both projects are drama-free haha.


I was given the good fortune to listen to the upcoming Epta Astera prior to its release (Reformation Day, aka Halloween). I'm almost done with my first listen to it and it's got very high album-of-the-year potential from me... For any of y'all who are looking for this type of music and are tired of Batushka's ridiculous antics, I couldn't recommend more highly Epta Astera, particularly their newest album Feste Burg.

https://eptaastera.bandcamp.com/album/feste-burg

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hallowed78
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:33 am 
 

Sure, why not.

https://spiritualrebels.bandcamp.com/releases

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Kerrick
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:30 am 
 

^LOL what on earth...?

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:42 pm 
 

Oh god they're forming opposing political factions now.

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Derigin
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:04 pm 
 

I'm still waiting on the inevitable "Babushka".

A band of angry Polish/Russian grandmas!

EDIT: There's a couple more (known) Batushka parody bands not mentioned yet:
https://vvatushka.bandcamp.com/album/ba ... tal-poland
https://baggtussa.bandcamp.com/album/bagg-tussa
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SkullFracturingNightmare
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:13 pm 
 

I never would've expected all this mess among Bart and Derph's versions of the band, but all these parody groups with slightly similar names popping up is pretty hilarious, even if I'm not gonna listen to all of them.

I only heard the debut, and I didn't really feel that strongly about it one way or another. Haven't really felt enough curiosity to check out either guys' new album, but I do gotta say it's pretty douchey of Metal Blade to side with the obvious clown.
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GeorgBush42
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:48 pm 
 

Derigin wrote:
I'm still waiting on the inevitable "Babushka".

A band of angry Polish/Russian grandmas!

This band has already been around for a year. A russian industrial rock/punk satirical band called Babooshka (not Batushka parody or related). They are also known as Ansembl Khrista Spasitelya I Mat Syra Zemlya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyyjNkn2QhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp3RpZEN1VU

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Diplomate
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:50 pm 
 

GeorgBush42 wrote:
Derigin wrote:
I'm still waiting on the inevitable "Babushka".

A band of angry Polish/Russian grandmas!

This band has already been around for a year. A russian industrial rock/punk satirical band called Babooshka (not Batushka parody or related). They are also known as Ansembl Khrista Spasitelya I Mat Syra Zemlya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyyjNkn2QhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp3RpZEN1VU

There are now at least 11 artists connected to Batushka.

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droneriot
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:42 pm 
 

Black Tribe officially changed its name to Blaktribshka.
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Space_alligator
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:29 pm 
 

Metal archives will have to now consider Batushka as a sub-genre.
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hallowed78
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 4:06 am 
 

Batushcore, surely?

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Lagartija
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:14 am 
 

I actually prefer 'Hospodi'.

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theposega
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:32 am 
 

Lagartija wrote:
I actually prefer 'Hospodi'.

:ah-ha: :ah-ha: :ah-ha: :ah-ha: :ah-ha: :ah-ha: :ah-ha: :getout:
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:57 am 
 

Man, this forum is FULL of kids lately. :scratch:

:nono:

Lagartija wrote:
I actually prefer 'Hospodi'.

Really?!?
https://forum.metal-archives.com/viewtopic.php?p=2861610#p2861610

Anyway, I could care less since I didn't like even the original album. :P
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blackmantram
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:55 am 
 

Batushka is now oficially a meme.

https://www.facebook.com/ParakushkaOfficial
This one needs some deep Colombian politics context to be understood but that's not the point here.

Well done Krzysztof and Bart.

Lagartija wrote:
I actually prefer 'Hospodi'.


You sir make me draw the line between "tastes are 100% subjective" and "ok, now, THAT is bad taste"

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theposega
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 7:06 pm 
 

*hospodi* is transparently and objectively a slapped-together cash grab pile of shit and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. i'm all for liking what you like, but fucking good lord there's a limit
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:50 am 
 

https://www.soundcloud.com/gamaliel-nun ... eebeniya-i

lel
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 4:29 pm 
 

All the ones I was able to find:

https://batyushka.bandcamp.com/
https://vvatushka.bandcamp.com
https://papushka.bandcamp.com/
https://sukablyatushka.bandcamp.com
https://babushka6.bandcamp.com/
https://bacuska.bandcamp.com/
https://babushka1.bandcamp.com/
https://bashutpska.bandcamp.com/
https://bathowka.bandcamp.com/
https://babuszka.bandcamp.com/
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Kerrick
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 5:04 pm 
 

Mourning Light Records has turned this into a meme/opportunity to promote Epta Astera haha:
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TheMysticWombat
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 6:13 pm 
 

Apparently the Australian tour venues have quietly removed the event pages and ticket sales links.

Karma begins.

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GrayChild
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:33 am 
 

Image

Quote:
БАТЮШКА are confirmed to play Wolfszeit Festival 2020!

After reading all statements half a year ago we assured our support.

The music that has been released in the meantime has confirmed our decision was right:

While the big festivals without exception book the "wrong" band, we walk a different path and confirm the in our opinion "true" БАТЮШКА, headed by Krzysztof Drabikowski.

100% support!

Line-Up 2020:
БАТЮШКА, Mgła, Taake, Korpiklaani, Månegarm, Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult, Eisregen, Helrunar, Harakiri for the sky, Harpyie, Cruachan, Black Messiah, Obscurity, Negator and many more

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:39 am 
 

narsilianshard wrote:
All the ones I was able to find:
...

:lol:

GrayChild wrote:
Quote:
БАТЮШКА are confirmed to play Wolfszeit Festival 2020!
...

Thanks. :beer:

Source:
https://www.facebook.com/WolfszeitFestival/photos/a.508950385786042/2909598169054573/

P.S: Also:
https://www.wolfszeit-festival.de/no-nazis
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:16 pm 
 

this shit is hilarious.
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Auch
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:50 pm 
 

Kerrick wrote:
Mourning Light Records has turned this into a meme/opportunity to promote Epta Astera haha:
Image


Hahahaha. What’s that anime one? I’m surprised I missed that if it’s been posted here because I’ve at least browsed all of these to laugh at.

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:08 pm 
 

Auch wrote:
Hahahaha. What’s that anime one? I’m surprised I missed that if it’s been posted here because I’ve at least browsed all of these to laugh at.

Subrick had it a few posts up.
Subrick wrote:
https://www.soundcloud.com/gamaliel-nunquam/batuwushka-weebeniya-i

lel
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