WUZZUP I BE $AMMY ND I BE SLAMMIN DOWN TOWN! FULLY $IKKNE$$ BR0!

FUKK B-BALL I BE PUT ON WAKIN DA CADAVER ND WE HAVA MOSH SLAM PIT BRO DOWN @ DA GETTO HOE

$$HYT LYK WAKING DA CADAVER, DEVOURMENT, PUTRID PILE, DYIN FETUS (DA GODZZzzZZZzz OF SLAM DEATH) ND SMASHED FACE IS BETTER THAN ALL THA OL SKOOL FAGGITS LIEK CARCA$$...THEY AINT IN IT 4 THA MONEY LIEK THEM, THEY ALREADY RICH BICTHES! AND THEY CAN CLOG A TOILET WIT THEIR PISS! CAN YOU DO THAT???!?!?! NO YOU CAN'T FAGGIT! CUZ YOU AINT GOTS THA COCKGLOCKS LIEK THEM PUSSAY

DIS IZ DA $$LAMOTTO:
FUKK IT ALL
FUKK DIS WERLD
FUKK EVRYFIN U DNT $$LAM 4
DNT BELUNG
DNT EXIT
DNT GIVA $$HYT
DNT EVA HEDBANG (CUZ IZ OLD SKOOL)

I HERE TO BRING REAL FUCKIN' SLAMMIN DEATHMETAL BACK TO THE SEEN AND HELP PUT AN END TO THIS FUCKING PUSSY OLDSCHOOL BORING SLOW FUCKING SHIT
DEATHMETAL!!!!1 WE SIKK OFTHESE OLD FARTS ALWAYS TALKIN' B'OUT SOME SHITTY FAGGOT MUSIC LIKE AUTOPSY, GRAVE, REPULSION...THESE BANDS MAKE DEATH METAL HAVE A GAY NAME!! IT'S ALL BOUT THE SICKIST FUCKIN' SLAMZ AND BEATDOWN RIFFS, SHIT THAT MAKES YA CUM ALL OVER YA BITCHE'S FACE AND MAKES YA WANNA SMASH YA HEAD IN ARE SICKPITT!!!!

Win.

For once, the mods have a thread that deserves to be locked.