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EvergreenSherbert
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 4:44 pm 
 

I recently revisited Cattle Decapitation's "Monolith of Inhumanity", and I've decided that bands with a sense of humor and self-awareness are so much more entertaining than the pseudo-intellectual bullshit all the techy bands like to write. The Cattle Decap album in question features amazing song titles like "Projectile Ovulation" and "A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat" and eloquent lyrics such as the following "'When I try to speak through my spurthole
I simply choke on the mucus' like... 'when I try to examine my asshole in the mirror for polyps or whatever you call it, I erupt'". I don't know about y'all but I think that's funny as shit. I'll give some other examples below.

No way Sanguisugabogg were taking themselves seriously when they wrote this:
Spoiler: show
As I rip your guts out
Then I chew them up
You then become

Dead as shit


Here's a The Kill song about a terrible scenario we've ALL worried about and if you haven't you're a LIAR:
Spoiler: show
Good day to mow the lawn
Uncle Bob fires up the Victa

Heading up the hill
Falls on his face
Mower rolls back
Slicing and dicing

It's curtains for Uncle Bob

It looks a bit like that scene from Braindead
A seagull swoops down and steals a finger
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