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diamond_famicom
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Joined: Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:03 pm
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Location: bloomington, IN
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:07 am 
 

You know what I mean.
some examples are:
cold lake by celtic frost
goatlord by darkthrone
(no intended diss) anything by megadeth or manilla road.

what have you got for me?

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Lane
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Joined: Sat Nov 09, 2002 11:54 am
Posts: 312
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 5:17 am 
 

Black metal Donald Ducks.

Badly pronounced stuff (so often by especially Finnish and Mediterranean bands).

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Unity
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Location: Portugal
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:44 am 
 

Notre Dame.
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colin040
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:45 am 
 

Tiamat's Clouds



Enjoy :P

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Midnightwards666
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Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:05 am
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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:36 pm 
 

I think the silliest vocal performance in metal I know of right now would be Jaldaboath live at The Lodge. Their music is not exactly sensible either.
https://youtu.be/N_g3gIKJBJM
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MDL
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Joined: Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:12 pm
Posts: 371
Location: Portugal
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:39 pm 
 

This is the best you could get. The band's name is Paladins of the Golden Power Fights with the Great Sword of Eternal Magic and the Great Kings Will.

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Lane
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Joined: Sat Nov 09, 2002 11:54 am
Posts: 312
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:23 pm 
 

MDL wrote:
This is the best you could get. The band's name is Paladins of the Golden Power Fights with the Great Sword of Eternal Magic and the Great Kings Will.


Guy sounds like a saw.


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Enemylimes
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Joined: Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:13 pm
Posts: 6
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:15 pm 
 

The vocalist from Arkha Sva likes to throw in the occasional girlish shriek or operatic falsetto for some extra kick.


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Gravetemplar
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Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:08 am
Posts: 863
Location: Antarctica
PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:38 pm 
 

Urfaust! https://youtu.be/QajDhHHQKxg

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Dullahan
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Joined: Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:17 pm
Posts: 60
PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:40 pm 
 

MDL wrote:
This is the best you could get. The band's name is Paladins of the Golden Power Fights with the Great Sword of Eternal Magic and the Great Kings Will.


I kind of hope there aren't actual lyrics being sung and he's just ad-libbing his way into glory. All in one take, of course.

My contribution is Hatebeak, and I think it doesn't get much more ridiculous than that. As per their band page from the Archives: "There are no intelligible lyrics. The vocalist of the group is a South African grey parrot doing harsh vocals referred to by the two human members as "death-squawking".


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droneriot
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:09 am 
 

Check out "Grund: Gelenkkunst" by Winterblut.
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Thexhumed
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Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:26 pm
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Location: Chile
PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:45 am 
 

These are the most retarded vocals I've ever heard.

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Temple Of Blood
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:57 pm 
 

Megadeth? Are you high?
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joppek
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Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:36 am
Posts: 1761
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:54 am 
 

Dullahan wrote:
My contribution is Hatebeak, and I think it doesn't get much more ridiculous than that. As per their band page from the Archives: "There are no intelligible lyrics. The vocalist of the group is a South African grey parrot doing harsh vocals referred to by the two human members as "death-squawking".



there's also caninus, with vocals by two pitbulls

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Kathaarian Life Coach
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:07 pm
Posts: 24
Location: United States
PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:39 pm 
 

Mayhem - Mysteriis Dom Sathanas.

Yeah. I went there.

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AndromedaVessel
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Joined: Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:10 am
Posts: 78
Location: Brazil
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:52 pm 
 

Divina Enema. I love 'em though.

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kvntripper
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Joined: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:47 pm
Posts: 12
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 4:13 pm 
 

hand chopping classic


this ones good but hes got some silly shrieks n snorts


UGA UGA
uga uga uga uga uga uga uga






okay thats enuf

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Xenophon
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Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:07 am
Posts: 1118
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:29 pm 
 

The infamous "elephant metal" band Drown in Solitude is an absolutely obligatory mention:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgy37mlj21Y

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Endarkening
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Joined: Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:51 pm
Posts: 64
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:45 am 
 

Fleurety take the cake. Sounds like a cat being strangled mixed with screeching tires. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmvPnOKL-Ok
Rumour is the vocalist "permanently damaged his vocal chords". Somehow I doubt it.

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GoatBoat
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Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2016 2:33 am
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Location: Laos
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:15 am 
 

Macabre is the king of silly vocals. A lot of their songs have a humorous lining and weird vocals to go with it. Nightstalker is a good example of the shrieks, and Grandmother's House has vocals that sound like a parody of pop punk.

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Mellifleur
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Joined: Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:01 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:18 pm 
 

Galaktika: Russian glam metal with a very... unpracticed vocal delivery. The awkward accent with the English lyrics doesn't help, but this guy just comes off as tone deaf. I kinda like it, myself... Check out the song "You Run Around".

And of course there's the Damien Storm phenomenon. You know how King Diamond achieved his incredible, powerful wails by singing extremely loud? Imagine a man-boy trying to replicate this by doing the exact opposite: whispering in a tuneless falsetto. "Raven in the Courtyard" was a bit of a youtube hit for both the awkward music and the amazingly produced music video.
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Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:32 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:19 pm 
 

Thrash Queen (the fake one on Metal Enterprises) own this thread.

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Mellifleur
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:23 pm 
 

You know the vocals are bad if they are vox.
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Necrobiotik
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Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:27 pm
Posts: 424
PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 1:12 am 
 

GoatBoat wrote:
Macabre is the king of silly vocals. A lot of their songs have a humorous lining and weird vocals to go with it. Nightstalker is a good example of the shrieks, and Grandmother's House has vocals that sound like a parody of pop punk.

White hen decapitator have good (and different) shrieks too.

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Kommanderhooyah
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Joined: Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:56 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:34 pm 
 

Dischord has some interesting vocals. https://youtu.be/-ZSRtYA6tCk
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DecemberSoul
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Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:46 am
Posts: 950
Location: Switzerland
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:04 pm 
 

I've totally forgotten about our ever-endearing Mexican depressive suicidal elephant metal a.k.a. Drown In Solitude, thanks for reminding me!
A minor contribution, perhaps, but it made me and friends cry tears of laughter once: https://youtu.be/dxaLUJfgY6w?t=477 (Majesty from Finland). Its hilarity is greatly enhanced by imagining a lovelorn young man(-elk) pouring his heart to his beloved (bewildered?) other.
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Headless420
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Joined: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:22 pm
Posts: 407
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:50 am 
 

Silencer and Demilich immediately come to mind.

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Lord_Brendan
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:55 pm
Posts: 651
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:02 am 
 

Mellifleur wrote:
Galaktika: Russian glam metal with a very... unpracticed vocal delivery. The awkward accent with the English lyrics doesn't help, but this guy just comes off as tone deaf. I kinda like it, myself... Check out the song "You Run Around" .


This reminds me of Ukrainian band Finist. To make it worse, it includes ex Nokturnal Mortum member using this band to air his more racist lyrics. Think Children Of Bodom meets black metal meets Gamma Ray, but with an out of tune Kermit The Frog warbling choruses like

Wake up the Aryan gods
Wake up and show your guys
The Jewish clouds
Wil disperse from Aryan sky
Our culture will revive
Great Nation will survive
And zionism at last
Willl die

Can't find many songs on youtube. Hilariously bad

https://youtu.be/glgY2-fn_UI
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nightbreaker33
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Joined: Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:20 am
Posts: 215
PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:24 am 
 

Required Fields wrote:
Thrash Queen (the fake one on Metal Enterprises) own this thread.






Another Metal Enterprises classic. The singer sounds like a chicken. Also, honourable mention goes to every poser holocaust song by thrash or die.

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Steel_Jaw
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:07 pm
Posts: 18
Location: Belgium
PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:46 pm 
 

Try Intestinal Disgorge's first album ;)

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Milo
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Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:56 pm
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Location: Brazil
PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:01 pm 
 

Obviously Wrath - Nothing to Fear

Hell knows what they we're aiming at there. Maybe the voice of a children's cartoon villain?
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