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BlackLeper
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:37 am 
 

Anyone know of any really bad/cheesy/bizarre metalploitation albums? I could use a good laugh.

Note: Metalploitation is a metal album done under a band's name by a record company for a cash-in, featuring none of the original musicians (Killer Fox and Thrash Queen are examples).

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Malthus
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:02 am 
 

Agalloch is all you need.

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MGSX666
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:54 am 
 

Sepultura I guess?
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HamburgerBoy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:28 pm 
 

This is basically something limited to Metal Enterprises as far as I know. You'll "love" Kalaschnikov. For further research...

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Valdincan
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:28 pm 
 

Malthus wrote:
Agalloch is all you need.

Yes, Agalloch seem like the type to let someone else touch their music.

Anyway for real sellout bands, In Flames of course, and Kataklsym.

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Thumbman
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:42 pm 
 

Malthus wrote:
Agalloch is all you need.


Why so much hate towards this band?

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Malthus
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:36 am 
 

dystopia4 wrote:
Malthus wrote:
Agalloch is all you need.


Why so much hate towards this band?


Why so much praise? Fuck, I just read through a different thread and damned if they weren't recommended there. They are the epitome of overhype.

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ThrashDeathDoom
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Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:15 pm
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:48 am 
 

Valdincan wrote:
Malthus wrote:
Agalloch is all you need.

Yes, Agalloch seem like the type to let someone else touch their music.

Anyway for real sellout bands, In Flames of course, and Kataklsym.


lol

If you want sellout faggotry and general douchbaggery to laugh at, pick up Load and Reload by Metallica.

Also, a good one (band I like, but they fucked up) isShot To Hell by BLS. I don't know what the hell Zakk was thinking signing to Roadrunner records, but that album sucks so bad it's funny! You can see Roadrunner's glossy touch on it.

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nightbreaker33
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 3:44 pm 
 

Godzilla's II album with Into Nowotny. Check the Cinderella rockefella song. Absolutely laughable.

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aloof
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:22 am 
 

I find literally all responses to this thread have nothing to do with the OP, or I'm stoopid... (which I am anyway)

anyway, Tyran' Pace https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Tyran%27_Pace/1778 have an interesting/bizarre "reunion" album... have not listened to it, axully, which I'm gonna rectify now since it came up.
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