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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 1:23 am 
 

some random things that could be added in it

• Sloth singles
• Christkiller
• "dark metal" as a viable genre
• 2009 core bands purge / cleaning
• Diamhea
• Meshuggah's genre
• april fools day pranks
• "mallcore"
• 2011 website redesign
• Between the Buried and Me
• bitterman reviews

feel free to contribute !!! this should be fun

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Lord_Of_Diamonds
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 1:35 am 
 

What the heck?
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nightbreaker33
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:27 pm 
 

- deleted bands (FFDP and others)
- Penis Metal
- random band option
- bootlegs (Certain exceptions such as Dawn of The Black Hearts)

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TestChamber
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:52 pm 
 

One of the deeper sections should say "Miss Piggy Credited On Ozzy Album (DO NOT RESEARCH)" cause the Miss Piggy artist page was deleted.

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 4:14 pm 
 

Anyone remember Antonthereaper? I think I still have his manifesto saved somewhere.

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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 4:16 pm 
 

TestChamber wrote:
One of the deeper sections should say "Miss Piggy Credited On Ozzy Album (DO NOT RESEARCH)" cause the Miss Piggy artist page was deleted.


im thinking for the very final tier it says something like "Hellblazer and Morrigan are the same person"

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Zelkiiro
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 4:18 pm 
 

nightbreaker33 wrote:
- Penis Metal

I still stand by my review, 8 years later.
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:41 pm 
 

Wot?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 7:46 pm 
 

do you ppl even internet? https://www.google.com/search?q=make+an+iceberg+chart
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TestChamber
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 8:13 pm 
 

GuardAwakening wrote:
TestChamber wrote:
One of the deeper sections should say "Miss Piggy Credited On Ozzy Album (DO NOT RESEARCH)" cause the Miss Piggy artist page was deleted.


im thinking for the very final tier it says something like "Hellblazer and Morrigan are the same person"

The Metal Archives is actually entirely ran by one single person, the shapeshifter who plays such amazing characters as:

"Morrigan"

"HellBlazer"

"MDL"

"bitterman"

and "Empyreal"

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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 9:24 pm 
 

henkkjelle wrote:
Anyone remember Antonthereaper? I think I still have his manifesto saved somewhere.


don't know what that is but i'd like to know

hell i don't even know too much about christkiller and what exactly prompted his 2007 banning, but it's definitely a story that's part of the site's lore

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thereflectingskin
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:24 pm 
 

HUMAN BEANS

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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:55 am 
 

Let's keep in mind that we must all UNTIE.
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Miikja
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:30 am 
 

I'm not too invested in MA lore but probably the 0% Master of Puppets review should be in there.
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thehawksfuckingdead
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:18 am 
 

It should be at the top.

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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:27 pm 
 

Which stratum would gomorro's quotes occupy?
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LongHairIsSoFuckingCool
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:31 am 
 

There is no MA iceberg without deathcore solos.
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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:33 pm 
 

LongHairIsSoFuckingCool wrote:
There is no MA iceberg without deathcore solos.


I love that review for Cryptopsy's The Unspoken King which says "deathcore with guitar solos" in the title... like as if solos in deathcore are some kind of rare/unheard-of thing lmao

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LongHairIsSoFuckingCool
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:53 pm 
 

GuardAwakening wrote:
LongHairIsSoFuckingCool wrote:
There is no MA iceberg without deathcore solos.


I love that review for Cryptopsy's The Unspoken King which says "deathcore with guitar solos" in the title... like as if solos in deathcore are some kind of rare/unheard-of thing lmao

I was referring to the review by Lord_of_Diamonds where he said that parts of Abigail reminded him of deathcore solos because of "diminished scales" (I put this in quotation marks because I lost my virginity years ago, so I don't know what any of this means.).
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thereflectingskin
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 2:02 am 
 

LongHairIsSoFuckingCool wrote:
I was referring to the review by Lord_of_Diamonds where he said that parts of Abigail reminded him of deathcore solos because of "diminished scales" (I put this in quotation marks because I lost my virginity years ago, so I don't know what any of this means.).


You must've really started young because you sound like you're 13 years old.

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CoconutBackwards
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 9:11 am 
 

aloof wrote:


I do not internet.
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EvergreenSherbert
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:21 am 
 

Yeah to be fair, the concept of an iceberg chart probably isn't gonna be familiar to this site's audience.
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TestChamber
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:35 am 
 

Wait, you're saying there's people UNDER the age of 35 on this site?

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NurseWitchWound
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 2:09 pm 
 

You forgot "Post-Thrash" and 'Black' Metal for Unblack Metal bands.
Also Uruk-Hai (Ambient).
Shadow of Death's Black Metal projects
Also "Depressive Rock".

But yeah please don't make this unoriginal reddit beancounter cloutchasing bullshit, it's as embaressing as the shit Exhorder post on Facebook or the Possessed tiktok challenges.

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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:10 pm 
 

"Elephant black metal" deserves an entry as well...
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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:41 pm 
 

DecemberSoul wrote:
"Elephant black metal" deserves an entry as well...


i hate that i know exactly what this means

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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:48 pm 
 

GuardAwakening wrote:
DecemberSoul wrote:
"Elephant black metal" deserves an entry as well...


i hate that i know exactly what this means


It refers to the band Drown In Solitude; hearing is believing ;)
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EvergreenSherbert
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:54 pm 
 

DecemberSoul wrote:
"Elephant black metal" deserves an entry as well...

Yuppppp I know what this is
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Lord_Of_Diamonds
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 5:19 pm 
 

Does other elephant metal, such as Torsofuck, count?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 6:06 pm 
 

So this is less of an iceberg meme and more of a timeline of inside jokes from the dumber parts of the MA forum then....

And if that's true how are we getting until now until we bring up hedgehog humping and frog noise?
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EvergreenSherbert
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 6:49 pm 
 

Wilytank wrote:
So this is less of an iceberg meme and more of a timeline of inside jokes from the dumber parts of the MA forum then....

And if that's true how are we getting until now until we bring up hedgehog humping and frog noise?

Yeah the iceberg format isn't usually a meme, it's supposed to be a deep dive into a certain topic.
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LongHairIsSoFuckingCool
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:14 pm 
 

NurseWitchWound wrote:
But yeah please don't make this unoriginal reddit beancounter cloutchasing bullshit, it's as embaressing as the shit Exhorder post on Facebook or the Possessed tiktok challenges.

God, you sound so petty and elitist. Who cares if this guy wants to make a amusing internet image. There are more important things to complain about.
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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:03 am 
 

DecemberSoul wrote:
GuardAwakening wrote:
DecemberSoul wrote:
"Elephant black metal" deserves an entry as well...


i hate that i know exactly what this means


It refers to the band Drown In Solitude; hearing is believing ;)


umm...thanks for clarifying.. despite how i clearly said i already know exactly what it means :roll:

Lord_Of_Diamonds wrote:
Does other elephant metal, such as Torsofuck, count?


hilariously enough i've already made this joke before by upvoting Torsofuck as a similar artist to DIS years ago lol

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MDL
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:23 am 
 

TestChamber wrote:
The Metal Archives is actually entirely ran by one single person, the shapeshifter who plays such amazing characters as:

"Morrigan"

"HellBlazer"

"MDL"

"bitterman"

and "Empyreal"


Gladly appreciate the mention eheh

Here are some things that I can think of rn:


Orient, trad metal band from Czechia, formed in 1964. The oldest band on the Archives, tied with Scorpions, that has the same founding year;

The metal scene in Africa. Just click on the African countries and have fun discovering these obscure and interesting projects;

This thing;

Also this;

Thorstein Aaby;

RAC + Power metal hybrid;

The band with ID number 2;

And finally, the situation of this band had me searching for information, in 2014, without achieving any success. I was never able to track down those said comments, neither any other information about the band or Kimmy.


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Slater922
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 10:13 am 
 

MDL wrote:

Wait, there's MORE RACIST POWER METAL BANDS?!

:oh shit:
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 11:01 am 
 

Obey the Dolphin, Metal girls Haiku thread, Digimon themed band with dedicated rapper and Jew's harp(ist?!?) Florida man's bench pressing ability... there's plenty of stuff :)

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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:07 pm 
 

it just hit me: Travis Scott and Post Malone having artist pages on here should also be mentioned


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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:09 pm 
 

Morn Of Solace wrote:
Obey the Dolphin, Metal girls Haiku thread, Digimon themed band with dedicated rapper and Jew's harp(ist?!?) Florida man's bench pressing ability... there's plenty of stuff :)


you're seriously gona have to explain what some of this means,
if anyone wants to contribute please leave detailed description similar to what MDL did because i might just structure this sometime in the next month

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Hexenmacht46290
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:10 pm 
 

I know “obey the dolphin,” but what is the ‘manifesto,’ some ANUS dweller’s thing?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2022 8:11 pm 
 

Flittering would definitely go towards the deeper end of this thing I think.

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