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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 6:35 am 
 

Morn Of Solace wrote:
He took it down the same day IIRC, and it was not something anybody should or would want to watch :(


Yeah it wasn't like some Nathan Fielder style of "so wildly uncomfortable that it becomes hilarious", it was more just a sad look at a guy who was very clearly unwell (I think around this time he had either stopped taking his meds or started drinking heavily again or both) who presented himself as angry and confident but was really just confused and scared. He just expressed his anxiety by being a weird dickhead mumbling about why feminism was eugenics.
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 11:00 am 
 

Meh, zero sympathy for that worthless piece of shit. Being a sad loser is no excuse for being a misogynistic, bigoted, constantly belligerent asshole. I should have banned him long, long before it actually happened.
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I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
a fairly agreed upon date [of the beginning of metal] is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

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Hexenmacht46290
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 11:12 am 
 

Didn’t he start out as an ANUS neo-Nazi, and get better, later on? I’ve seen his YouTube thumbnails, and he has the Stetson hat, and sunglasses, and a pre-1945 Japanese flag, it looked questionable.
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Razakel
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:55 pm 
 

Speak of the goddamn devil lol. He just posted two new reviews today.

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EvergreenSherbert
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:46 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
Also Vomit Sodomy on the bottomest layer.

I'm intrigued. Can someone explain what this is?

Edit: never mind I found it :lol:
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thePowermetalLynx
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 9:05 pm 
 

EvergreenSherbert wrote:
Edit: never mind I found it :lol:


Care to elaborate?
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EvergreenSherbert
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 12:44 pm 
 

Nope. I don't.

The fewer people who know, the funnier it is.
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thePowermetalLynx
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:36 pm 
 

Alright, keep your secrets then.
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Miikja
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 3:01 pm 
 

I understood that reference!
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OpsiusCato
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:57 pm 
 

RAPETANK!!!!!

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That's a very bold statement, for a middle-aged Irish Mistress.
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LongHairIsSoFuckingCool
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 11:39 pm 
 

Vomit Sodomy: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=65767
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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 9:54 am 
 

LongHairIsSoFuckingCool wrote:


Thanks for sharing, but goddamn, I expected more.
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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2022 7:13 am 
 

thereflectingskin wrote:
HUMAN BEANS


We may have found the man behind this:

https://youtu.be/U_StggTOuvU?t=668 (Please note that this is 100% safe for work, nothing gory or depraved about it).

The guy says it twice within 10 seconds.
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LongHairIsSoFuckingCool
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2022 11:04 pm 
 

Can't forget about the nazi hair band.
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Lord_Of_Diamonds
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 1:30 am 
 

Neon Ejaculate, from the "For the Musicians" forum, with the guy in the band named Jeff who was a member for less than a week after the band started. A very new addition but I think it qualifies.
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Ravenlord266
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 7:29 am 
 

Reading through this thread on my workbreak and holy crap I remember a lot of these happening. Weird times. I especially remember the skullfucker thread. Man, that was a trip and a half.
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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 8:16 pm 
 

havent checked this thread in about 2 weeks or more so im gonna catch up...

Smoking_Gnu wrote:
- This may more of a personal favorite rather than something with any kind of historical value, but I've always thought MysticWoods' blowout in the rejection appeal thread to be the funniest rejected-band argument in the history of that thread.


You should really link this I want to see it.

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Man, drone could fill an iceberg all on his own. Massively weird guy with obvious, serious problems that he either wouldn't or couldn't get help for.



lol as much as i love metal music, truly some of the most depraved & unhinged people i have ever seen are in the fandom for it

also somebody really needs to explain this Obey the Dolphin thing... ion understand it

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Smoking_Gnu
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 8:34 pm 
 

GuardAwakening wrote:
havent checked this thread in about 2 weeks or more so im gonna catch up...

Smoking_Gnu wrote:
- This may more of a personal favorite rather than something with any kind of historical value, but I've always thought MysticWoods' blowout in the rejection appeal thread to be the funniest rejected-band argument in the history of that thread.


You should really link this I want to see it.



So he basically had three separate shit-fits before being banned:

Part one: viewtopic.php?f=27&t=64985&p=2150944#p2150944

Part two: viewtopic.php?f=27&t=64985&p=2200035#p2200035

Part three: viewtopic.php?p=2210450#p2210450
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thereflectingskin
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:02 am 
 

DecemberSoul wrote:
thereflectingskin wrote:
HUMAN BEANS


We may have found the man behind this:

https://youtu.be/U_StggTOuvU?t=668 (Please note that this is 100% safe for work, nothing gory or depraved about it).

The guy says it twice within 10 seconds.



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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:51 am 
 

thereflectingskin wrote:
DecemberSoul wrote:
thereflectingskin wrote:
HUMAN BEANS


We may have found the man behind this:

https://youtu.be/U_StggTOuvU?t=668 (Please note that this is 100% safe for work, nothing gory or depraved about it).

The guy says it twice within 10 seconds.




Uhm, I think my contribution's so much funnier with the track discussed being named "Cadaverous Banquet". Hits the nail harder than a flat/ulence joke.
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CoperCz
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:01 pm 
 

Lord_Of_Diamonds wrote:
Neon Ejaculate, from the "For the Musicians" forum, with the guy in the band named Jeff who was a member for less than a week after the band started. A very new addition but I think it qualifies.


Jeff Wilson (the "Jeff" in question) was in the band for longer than that. Jeff and I started the band on September 19th 2022, and Jeff left the band on Halloween. We recorded 2 songs, they are called "Les sons de la cigale," and "Pedophilic NEV," respectively.

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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 11:46 pm 
 

Smoking_Gnu wrote:


So he basically had three separate shit-fits before being banned:

Part one: viewtopic.php?f=27&t=64985&p=2150944#p2150944

Part two: viewtopic.php?f=27&t=64985&p=2200035#p2200035

Part three: viewtopic.php?p=2210450#p2210450


while this chimp out was amusing i can't really say it would exactly be worthy of an item on an iceberg.
thanks for showing tho lmao

"I dont give a flying shit if you can't stand a band such as Rage against the machine, NO REAL Metalhead can stand them you idiot! I got rejected by someone who is NOT a MEtalhead and who listens to rage against the machine, FOR EXAMPLE, trying to tell me about what is Metal and not, and THAT is Pathetic. You need a cleansing of moderators for such a site!"

that's ironically funny considering RATM's music is superior and far more listenable than this this retards own mid ass project is

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Smoking_Gnu
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2022 10:49 pm 
 

Oh hey, didn't know he finally got his stuff on here, and 3 months after being banned from the forums, no less. Guess we all won in the end.
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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2022 9:39 am 
 

Smoking_Gnu wrote:
Oh hey, didn't know he finally got his stuff on here, and 3 months after being banned from the forums, no less. Guess we all won in the end.


I was actually kind of confused how he submitted his own band on the site after being banned... I mean his profile does say Fred Durst... I'm confused how he was banned but still able to submit? Or was he banned later on the site itself (separate from the forum) ? Kind of confusing

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Vadara
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:52 pm 
 

DecemberSoul wrote:
GuardAwakening wrote:
DecemberSoul wrote:
"Elephant black metal" deserves an entry as well...


i hate that i know exactly what this means


It refers to the band Drown In Solitude; hearing is believing ;)


Thank you for introducing me to this band. This is without a doubt the funniest fucking music I have ever heard in my life. I'm going to spend the next week randomly thinking about this and breaking down in laughter. There is NO way this band isn't performance art comedy.

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Lord_Of_Diamonds
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:50 pm 
 

Commisaur's awful thread topics and titles should make it to the iceberg for sure.
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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:00 pm 
 

I think only significant events / references / pages on the site should be on the iceberg, not so much users' embarrassing or cringe mannerisms (unless their actions or posts are so callous to the point of remarkability such as Bitterman or the weird dude that made the awful vocal covers thread)

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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 12:28 pm 
 

GuardAwakening wrote:
I think only significant events / references / pages on the site should be on the iceberg, not so much users' embarrassing or cringe mannerisms (unless their actions or posts are so callous to the point of remarkability such as Bitterman or the weird dude that made the awful vocal covers thread)

Speaking of cringe and embarrassing and callous, mind explaining why you're using language like this?
GuardAwakening wrote:
while this chimp out was amusing

Googling "chimp out" tells me this is incredibly racist language. So, hopefully you didn't know this, and will look back at your post with cringe and embarrassment. Right?
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Von Cichlid wrote:
I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
a fairly agreed upon date [of the beginning of metal] is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

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Raven_Augustus
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 1:03 pm 
 

One idea. Sometimes the different levels have names, so maybe in this MA iceberg the levels could be named after the level of engagement of the users.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I reckon most of us have a similar trajectory.
1. Browsing the archives.
2. Lurking the metal discussion forum.
3. Making a user, join metal discussion.
4. The Tavern.
5. Report history.
6. some deeper level I have not looked at yet :P

Just a suggestion, I'm sure long-term users have better names in mind.

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MetalCuresHeadaches
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 1:59 pm 
 

MDL wrote:
A few more things:

- The user AmeenKloe. For whom is not familiar with him/her, this user has absolutely zero comments, reviews, band submissions, modification contributions and items on the collection. But search for any quite unknown to well famous band in the board and check their "similar artists" section and you'll certainly find AmeenKloe's upvotes or downvotes there


The staff can see a user's recommendation voting history, and I seriously don't believe anyone here can fathom how many votes this user has placed. It's frankly impressive.
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GuardAwakening
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 2:31 pm 
 

Morrigan wrote:
GuardAwakening wrote:
I think only significant events / references / pages on the site should be on the iceberg, not so much users' embarrassing or cringe mannerisms (unless their actions or posts are so callous to the point of remarkability such as Bitterman or the weird dude that made the awful vocal covers thread)

Speaking of cringe and embarrassing and callous, mind explaining why you're using language like this?
GuardAwakening wrote:
while this chimp out was amusing

Googling "chimp out" tells me this is incredibly racist language. So, hopefully you didn't know this, and will look back at your post with cringe and embarrassment. Right?


I didn't intend for that to be racist of any kind. it was not in reference to his nationality/race at all. "chimp out" was just another way to say he was losing his mind. i don't even know what color he is so uh........... idk how i'd be able to appoint a racist term to the guy? like what?

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Lord_Of_Diamonds
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 3:58 pm 
 

Words and phrases that are racist are still racist regardless of intent. And "chimp out" is:
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a racist term for a black person freaking out violently.


Edit: oh wait a second, you're the guy who wrote a couple reviews for that racist band last week, saying they were "funny".
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 4:58 pm 
 

Lord_Of_Diamonds wrote:
Edit: oh wait a second, you're the guy who wrote a couple reviews for that racist band last week, saying they were "funny".

Oh fucking hell...

Edit: those reviews are gone
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Von Cichlid wrote:
I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
a fairly agreed upon date [of the beginning of metal] is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:36 pm 
 

Morrigan wrote:
Lord_Of_Diamonds wrote:
Edit: oh wait a second, you're the guy who wrote a couple reviews for that racist band last week, saying they were "funny".

Oh fucking hell...

Edit: those reviews are gone


Good riddance.

I wrote some reviews for the review challenge and seeing that band furthered my depression and lack of motivation to write any more.

...

I feel like I'd almost have my own iceberg since I remembered a few other things that involved me quite a bit from back in the day.

I don't remember exactly what the thread was about, but I had the custom title "REALITY IS A LIE" for a bit. I also remember seeing another user with the exact same one.

goatfangs.txt - I've seen this quote float around in signatures, and I think it is OpsiusCato who originally said it.

The embarrassing 58% metal fiasco. I will never live that down.

Being the one who added Soulfly and thus the person responsible for Fred Durst getting a page on the archives. (face it, they were gonna get in anyway, lel)

*looks around for Nightgaunt quick*... Getting banned because of Alestorm.

Getting banned during the April 1st where Meshuggah was removed from the archives because I played along and posted an argument. That was in good fun though.

Scotch and Other Fine Whiskies thread. I ought to try and dig that one up actually. Last year I found a Scotch that I was looking for ever since I got into Scotch and I ought to post about it.

I should post pictures of bugs on here more often, got some really interesting ones from the past few years - especially since I started working at the Philadelphia Insectarium. Like here is a cute little spider having a snack :3 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl7lTdrDGv7/
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morbert
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 10:05 am 
 

~Guest 334273 wrote:
Two pages in and still no mentiom of Fastowl, the fastest band of Latvia? You guys are the opposite of fast!

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=50322&hilit=fastowl


what, this band?
https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Fastowl/Fuck_You_-_Presentation/235093
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