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deadtome
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:48 am
Posts: 480
PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:19 pm 
 
What the hell do you/I know?

Make up a great, unused band name?

GO!!

EX: Riders of Rohan! (better rip with a name like that hahahahahahah)

Tell me something??
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In_Zane
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:33 pm
Posts: 438
Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 12:37 pm 
 
Morbid Sanctity?
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deadtome
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 8:27 pm 
 
Dying Slowly
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Antioch
Metalhead

Joined: Sun May 01, 2011 4:08 am
Posts: 1701
Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 4:32 am 
 
- Skeletal Dismantlement
- Hippocrene
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deadtome
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 7:32 am 
 
Damned for All Time
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Thexhumed
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:26 pm
Posts: 1789
Location: Chile
PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 11:24 am 
 
Steel Maiden

I don't know how nobody has taken it yet.
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deadtome
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Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:48 am
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:30 pm 
 
Thexhumed wrote:
Steel Maiden

I don't know how nobody has taken it yet.

Yeah, not even as a cover band name? Huh.
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EvergreenSherbert
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2021 5:48 pm
Posts: 1250
Location: Directly behind you
PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:45 pm 
 
Cactus Buttplug
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deadtome
Metalhead

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Posts: 480
PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 7:02 pm 
 
EvergreenSherbert wrote:
Cactus Buttplug

Voi paska that's not bad.
Evergreen Sherbert would be good for a post punk band name.
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In_Zane
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:33 pm
Posts: 438
Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 1:28 am 
 
Rectum Boiler.
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jimbies
Noose Springsteen

Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:52 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 10:07 am 
 
Very surprised Holy Carnage has not been used. I used it as the name of a fictional band in a screenplay.
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deadtome
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:48 am
Posts: 480
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 3:48 pm 
 
In_Zane wrote:
Rectum Boiler.

Vaginal Foam
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deadtome
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:48 am
Posts: 480
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 3:48 pm 
 
jimbies wrote:
Very surprised Holy Carnage has not been used. I used it as the name of a fictional band in a screenplay.

A screenplay eh?
Tell me more.
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rrev0
Metal newbie

Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:43 am
Posts: 35
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 3:55 pm 
 
Some girl read my Cephalic Carnage shirt wrong because of how it was folded, so I submit my pornogrind band name: Phallic Carnage
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deadtome
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2023 10:01 am 
 
rrev0 wrote:
Some girl read my Cephalic Carnage shirt wrong because of how it was folded, so I submit my pornogrind band name: Phallic Carnage

Reminds me of Phallic Tantrum: Celtic Frost
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The_Emo_Hater
Follically Challenged

Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:33 pm
Posts: 305
Location: surrounded by hippies
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2023 6:02 pm 
 
Afterbirth Abortion
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deadtome
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2023 7:48 pm 
 
The_Emo_Hater wrote:
Afterbirth Abortion

Well which is it? Afterbirth or abortion?? Jebus fawking hell mate! :cry:
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deadtome
Metalhead

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Posts: 480
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2023 7:30 am 
 
In ode to the Scandi-land: despite there being 3 listed(Finland, Sweden and England) on the homepage, none of them are active.

Midnight Sun
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DoomMetalAlchemist
Veteran

Joined: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:10 am
Posts: 2751
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2023 1:23 pm 
 
Fire Ant
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duwan
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Tue Feb 28, 2023 8:16 pm
Posts: 10
Location: Brazil
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2023 7:16 pm 
 
• Quagmire Gonorrhea
• Infantile Jigai
• Dramatic Genesis
• Adult Abortion
• Christpanzer 69
• Opus Vile Cacophony
• Beating Grandmas
• Dwarfstar Hairstumpfuck
• Morbid Obesity Goddess
• Childbeaters
• Metallic Metal
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DeadKid
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:51 am
Posts: 499
Location: New Zealand
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2023 8:32 pm 
 
I like the idea of picking words that are almost completely unused in music, returning practically no search results on Discogs, Spotify or Last.fm. Here's 4 such words and the list already looks metal as fuck:

Defervescent
Diphosphane
Fexinidazole
Malabsorptive
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duwan
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Tue Feb 28, 2023 8:16 pm
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Location: Brazil
PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2023 8:37 am 
 
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I like the idea of picking words that are almost completely unused in music, returning practically no search results on Discogs, Spotify or Last.fm. Here's 4 such words and the list already looks metal as fuck: Defervescent Diphosphane Fexinidazole Malabsorptive


Medicine is brutal as fuck
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duwan
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Tue Feb 28, 2023 8:16 pm
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Location: Brazil
PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2023 8:38 am 
 
jimbies wrote:
Very surprised Holy Carnage has not been used. I used it as the name of a fictional band in a screenplay.


https://www.reverbnation.com/artist/video/8378348
Explain this.
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deadtome
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 11:27 am 
 
Left Behind
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Eradicatedseraphim
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu May 24, 2012 5:42 am
Posts: 254
Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2023 5:09 pm 
 
Nuclear Skvllfuck
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Metalion_SOS
Metal newbie

Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2003 11:51 pm
Posts: 164
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 12:49 am 
 
I need a really sleazy hair band called Cheap Slut.
Screaming Queen could work, in specific cases...
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deadtome
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:48 am
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 8:17 am 
 
Metalion_SOS wrote:
I need a really sleazy hair band called Cheap Slut.
Screaming Queen could work, in specific cases...

This is a band you're starting?
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hakarl
Metel fraek

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
Posts: 8788
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 10:06 am 
 
:ugh:
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