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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2020 11:28 am 
 
EverEve's band photo just looks goofy and tryhard. Also, NSFW.

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:58 pm 
 
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Animosity, from last.fm
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Animosity/7401
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Pale_Pilgrim
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:36 pm 
 
Carriage

This photo would be awkward enough anyway, but add to it the incredibly amusing placement of the head of that one dude who's sitting down and voila! Craptastic, comical band photo!

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 11:53 pm 
 
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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:24 am 
 
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I wanna say yes for the Satan tee, but those two guys look like they fell asleep while babysitting their artistically inclined nephews, and the cloaked wrist-cutter... oh my. would defo go see them live! :D

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/We ... 3540469218

splendid name, too. a demon that cares about your wellbeing!

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yes, I know they mean "well" as in hole in the ground with water, I'm trynna do a thing here...
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:28 pm 
 
This is the band photo for a goregrind band from England that are called, for real, Abörted Hitler Cöck. The two band members, past and present, are named "El Bukkake" and "El Fucko".

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https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Ab ... 3540265357
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I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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aloof
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 2:37 am 
 
spoiler for barely-there bewbs and tru evil. mostly the true evil.
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bcs of the whiteish strand of hair, I think the band is only 2 ppl, one of whom has two half-naked blondes for legs...

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Bl ... 3540469531

listen: https://entocomophobicrecords.bandcamp. ... th-xerbeth

vidio:
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cranial crusher
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:23 pm 
 
wtf

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https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/I.S.o.S./14593
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2020 10:18 pm 
 
There's some, uh, interesting pictures of members of Baise Ma Hache and the singer's old band, The CNK. Not what you'd expect from a nationalist band.

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https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/John/571578
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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/T ... lles/23471
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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/T ... %29/451617
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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/T ... sme/351538
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No explanation needed.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 4:09 am 
 
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axully, is smn can explain why the Snowy Shaw photo, I'd like to know... :/

edit: ah, ok, they have collaborated on a release: https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/T ... sme/351538 still weird, on many levels, but at least there's something tangible about it...
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wizard_of_bore
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2020 1:16 pm 
 
Reflections of Mortality

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korgull
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:24 am 
 
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wizard_of_bore
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:07 am 
 
Good one. Of course they are considered Avant-garde Metal.

How about Death Machine Weapons

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cranial crusher
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:30 am 
 
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aloof
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:01 pm 
 
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:59 am 
 
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Slater922
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 10:42 am 
 
ironmaidens_666 wrote:
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Wow... :lol:

I might actually do a review of their debut album that came out yesterday.
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:51 am 
 
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:21 pm 
 
Goratory from Boston. NSFW, and possibly NSFL.

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Earthcubed wrote:
I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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Methuen
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2020 7:23 am 
 
ironmaidens_666 wrote:


"And you're sure you want to be dating this one ?"..."yes dad"..."you're SuRe ?!"

Jesus :lol:
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wizard_of_bore
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2020 11:10 am 
 
No idea what the fuck is going on with this band. I am guessing some sort of goth?

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Septica

https://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/97485
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Now for a higher level song like Moth Into Flame. I specifically remember getting in trouble at school for hearing this the day it was released for having my phone out and then defiantly saying to my teacher Fuck off Im listening to a new Metallica song
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2020 11:55 pm 
 
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Spoiler for size. The album covers are mostly garbage too
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laxskinn
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 5:18 am 
 
MorbidEngel wrote:
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Spoiler for size. The album covers are mostly garbage too


And complete with clumsy Svartby-esque word for word translations of song titles to Swedish. With hit songs such as: Peninsula Evil, Intended and Security, As Cooled, Assumption, Steer Everything, and Mortar (the stuff you put between bricks, not the weapon)
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 6:34 pm 
 
last_eulogy wrote:
No idea what the fuck is going on with this band. I am guessing some sort of goth?

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Septica

https://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/97485


Wow, Rammstein aged poorly.
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I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:30 pm 
 
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into_the_pit
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:40 pm 
 
this photo may appear weird at first sight, but it's in fact in line with their lyrical themes.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:14 am 
 
MorbidEngel wrote:
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Flvshes in the North ?
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wizard_of_bore
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2020 11:35 am 
 
If my parents started a metal band

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2020 7:49 pm 
 
What the shit? The one on the left was an animator for Space Jam?
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EatTheRich
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wizard_of_bore
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:18 am 
 
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I thought this one was interesting, they are a Parody Death/Black Metal band. A parody death/black metal band is interesting in itself. I am guessing along the lines of Steel Panther, but Death/Black Metal.

https://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/82209
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 12:26 pm 
 
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https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Ko ... 3540482082

very russian prog metal with brutal vox... not bad

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https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Wr ... 3540483560

https://wrathofeidola.bandcamp.com/
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