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Thexhumed
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:22 pm 
 

This one has been around for quite a long and it still reminds as one of the funniest metal-related pics I've seen.

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true_death
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:49 pm 
 

Guy Marchais (Suffocation)
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 12:19 pm 
 

Oh lordy

That skullet
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:45 pm 
 

somehow that sums up everything about suffocation and their worship clones.

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IanThrash
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:22 pm 
 

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Dunno if this one has already been posted but damn haha!
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:38 am 
 

^^ Ha ha ha! classic, the one with the big ice cream is good too

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:46 am 
 

the new GR promos are eerie...

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I don't like em :(
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:22 am 
 

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I'm still trying to figure out what the guy on the right is supposed to be. The hood + robes combo says executioner priest, but the sickle in his hand says proletariat.

Inquisitor of death on right+ Blair Witch on left (person yanking hair is a woman) = marriage made in hell
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:32 am 
 

and speaking of pale motherfuckers,

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Band is called 54.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:34 am 
 

Water + flour looks way better [worse?!] than white facepaint ha ha
Really crusty and gnarly :lol:
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:33 am 
 

Tom G. Warrior is skateboarder attire...?

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:49 am 
 

A longboard with two trucks at the back?! cool :nods:
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Crick
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:04 am 
 

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Gargoyle in rather... Un-Gargoyle attire, for a one-off gig. Sugoi kawaii desu ne.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:08 am 
 

Whoah, for a band I’ve never heard of they have a lot of albums
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Gargoyle/15822
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:20 am 
 

Crick wrote:
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Gargoyle in rather... Un-Gargoyle attire, for a one-off gig. Sugoi kawaii desu ne.

You know what, I'm actually totally unsurprised by that. Anyone who spun Natural knows these guys will cross-dress, or be in flashy clothing.
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Crick
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:52 am 
 

Natural was hardly cross-dressing. Half the band were dressed up in suits in the booklet, and Kiba's thing was basically a robe.

Toshi really rocking that dainty corset and skirt, though.

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Whoah, for a band I’ve never heard of they have a lot of albums
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Gargoyle/15822


How'd you never hear of them? You registered the same year as me, you should be -sick- of hearing about them by now. :D
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narsilianshard
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:02 pm 
 

I don't think I've ever gone a day browsing the forums where I *didn't* see Gargoyle mentioned.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:36 pm 
 

Latest entry in the "Photoshopped corpsepaint ist krieg" series:

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:05 pm 
 

Came across this image and it gave me a smile. It's Sepultura, looks late '80s.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:59 pm 
 

Latest entry in the "Photoshopped corpsepaint ist krieg" series:

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BreedLikeRats
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Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:43 am
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:05 pm 
 

This is a picture of the band Con Dom. I don't listen to them because of their overtly racist (and I think christian?) imagery. Not that I don't separate art from artist sometimes. Anyways, this picture is weird because there's a kid in a pokemon shirt at a power electronics concert and the singer has a boner. Bizarre shit.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:48 pm 
 

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A bootleg Nick Barker appears

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Commandaunt
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:57 am 
 

Haven't seen this one, but it's probably already here somewhere.
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metal, guize

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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:37 am 
 

The Wigrid photo on MA is pretty golden.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:23 pm 
 

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Le_ ... nol/107653
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 11:27 am 
 

Commandaunt wrote:
Haven't seen this one, but it's probably already here somewhere.
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metal, guize


Nothing like trying to keep your chin above an invisible waterline to avoid drowning.

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The following is a Japanese band named Versailles. Yes I know visual kei is a thing, but this goes beyond that. This photo looks like a screenshot from a Final Fantasy game.


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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 11:57 am 
 

^ listened to one song by them just now; "Destiny" and it was actually really legit....it was a live version and sounded amazing.
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marktheviktor
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Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:41 am
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:50 pm 
 

OzzyApu wrote:
Came across this image and it gave me a smile. It's Sepultura, looks late '80s.
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Appropriate since their career went to the dogs.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 8:52 pm 
 

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 3:05 am 
 

So this:
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Led me to this:
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/War_88/12322
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 3:55 am 
 

I like those pants! the crucifixes not so much...
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MDL
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Joined: Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:12 pm
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Location: Portugal
PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:04 am 
 

Anyone mentioned this?:
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Pigface
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Iwrestledabearonce:
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Sexgepard:
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Some Alien Fucker stuff:
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They say that ^ this is the way they use to play porngrind.


And finally, a video. Put it at 1:01

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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 5:37 am 
 

Diamhea wrote:
So this:
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Led me to this:
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/War_88/12322


Is it me or is that guy sitting on an invisible chair?

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 5:51 am 
 

Pelvic thrust, dude :lol:

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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:21 am 
 

Ha! :lol: :lol:
Satan must be so proud to have him as one of his soldiers

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:32 am 
 

Eleven :metal:

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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:56 pm 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
Eleven :metal:

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This is the greatest thing I've seen all week.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:00 pm 
 

Fukking die of deth probably eh ha ha :lol:
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putrenista
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:19 am 
 

I know this isn't really related to the music, but I thought it was too funny not to share in case someone hadn't seen it. This is from the metalinjection.net caption contest...

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"Whatcha gonna do, when Corpse-a-mania runs wild, on you?!"


http://www.metalinjection.net/free-swag/caption-contest/caption-contest-enter-a-funny-caption-you-could-win-a-free-cd
http://www.metalinjection.net/free-swag/caption-contest/caption-contest-enter-a-funny-caption-you-could-win-a-free-cd-2



Edit: Ahhh, so this is where they moved it. Sorry, I wasn't aware of this thread as I don't really look at the Tavern section. Forgive-a-ness, please!


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Moved to where it belongs...and it still isn't funny.

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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:05 am 
 

Here's a dude named Wavy Svendersuhn who has a bunch of Christian metal projects.

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Quite the unfortunate placement of that tree behind him.

And the photo on his artist page reminds me of the wanted poster of El Indio from For a Few Dollars More.

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