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martinsane
Metal newbie

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:11 pm 
 

Thexhumed wrote:
This one has been around for quite a long and it still reminds as one of the funniest metal-related pics I've seen.

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Priceless, imho many different laughable scenarios here.

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Derigin
The Mountain Man

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:40 am 
 

Diamhea wrote:

This one is fairly interesting, actually. Each band member (with the exception of the one using an instrument) represents four stages of getting ready: shirtless, shaving, with a button-down shirt on, fully dressed.

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PDS
The Folk One

Joined: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:04 pm
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Location: A forest on an island!
PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:56 am 
 

Derigin wrote:
Diamhea wrote:

This one is fairly interesting, actually. Each band member (with the exception of the one using an instrument) represents four stages of getting ready: shirtless, shaving, with a button-down shirt on, fully dressed.


In my opinion, it is the cello player on the left that kills the photo. Sinc he's the only one "metal" in that sense. Sort of makes him the guy who didn't get the memo.

Photo aside, Le Grand Guignol's album is one of the best symphonic metal albums ever.
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OzzyApu
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:11 am
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Location: Seattle
PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 11:55 am 
 

Listening to Hostmorke by Isengard (Fenriz' stint) got me in the mood to see old school bm pics. Stumbled upon a place (http://blackenedrelics.blogspot.com/) that had a small number of them, some that I've seen before. My bad if any one of these were already posted.

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Immortal ~ 1992-1993, demonaz, kolgrim, abbath. Wizard hat, frog faces, slicked back hair, and still noctambulant grimness.

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Mutiilation ~ 1995 - mordred, meyhna'ch. Mordred's eyes popping out I just couldn't get over. He did it all wrong.

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Emperor ~ 1992 or 93, Ihsahn, Samoth, Mortiis. Oof.

Then there is Fenriz. There was way too much material from him, so here's a tumblr link.
https://www.tumblr.com/search/Gylve%20Fenriz%20Nagell
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Yesterday was the birthday of school pal and I met the chick of my sigh (I've talked about here before, the she-wolf I use to be inlove with)... Maaan she was using a mini-skirt too damn insane... Dude you could saw her entire soul every time she sit...

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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:25 am 
 

Apparently from 1985, and it's a bit of a :o



Check the background music and crowd :lol:
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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:53 pm 
 

Sad face Proscriptor...

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OzzyApu
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 6:52 pm 
 

While looking up a more recent pic for Nick Holmes from Paradise Lost I saw this (pert big pic).
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Don't know the exact date but it's old as shit for many reasons - Aaron and Stephen have long hair (so strange to see that), Matt Archer is in it, the clothes on that kid are something my parents would have put on me at that 3, etc.
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gomorro wrote:
Yesterday was the birthday of school pal and I met the chick of my sigh (I've talked about here before, the she-wolf I use to be inlove with)... Maaan she was using a mini-skirt too damn insane... Dude you could saw her entire soul every time she sit...

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Folkemon_
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:03 pm 
 

NSFW:

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always a classic
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 3:18 pm 
 

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Tru ... iscography
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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:51 pm 
 

Someone deleted something, too much purple? :scratch:
That's some bad facepaint...
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aloof
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:04 pm 
 

is this photoshopped? I can't decide...

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Lost_Above_Ether/3540279508


on a sidenote, I got a malware alert from the welovemetal link on this page...
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:14 pm 
 

aloof wrote:
I got a malware alert from the welovemetal link on this page...

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Lost_Above_Ether/3540279508
http://www.welovemetal.com/

Was it an advert on the page? I don't see any links to that site :scratch:
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aloof
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:30 pm 
 

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needless to say, I take no responsibility for anyone trying that link. feel free to edit it out once you've worked things out.
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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:39 am 
 

That is a guitar :snipe:
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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:49 am 
 

That reminds me of this

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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:37 pm 
 

Fuck! If a guitar is going to look like a weapon, it should not be a gun! It's called an axe for a reason goddammit!

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:53 am 
 

ha ha

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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:35 pm 
 

Kypck use the gun guitars. Think they look awesome, and Kypck are an amazing band :lol: Agree about axes though
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:25 am 
 

You can bash someones skull in with an AK however.

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:53 pm 
 

I've always thought this picture was a bit silly and out of place, and I just realised it's a picture of Trey under the tray... :roll:

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aloof
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 6:28 pm 
 

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iamntbatman
Chaos Breed

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:07 pm 
 

Huh, I didn't realize that Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Billy Corgan and two other guys were in a metal band together.
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:35 pm 
 

reminds me a bit to abysmal grief

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:43 pm 
 

Peter Hobbs :grin:

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slaytanic66
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:56 pm 
 

Early Sepultura
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Feldgrau (Pete Helmkamp/Bill Taylor)
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Mortuus
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Incantation
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Bill Taylor and Alex Hernandez
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Spinsters
Mallcore Kid

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:35 pm 
 

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Jean jackets are for squares...

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:01 pm 
 

I think a nice big NSFW label on that last one is in order.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:39 pm 
 

not just big, I'd say massive :D

also, had no idea Borat had met RJD... that was quite touching
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VoidApostle
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:03 pm 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
That is a guitar :snipe:
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The Emperor's Children approve.
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Acrobat
Eric Olthwaite

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 6:28 pm 
 

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"Hey funboys, get a room!"
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slaytanic66
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:19 pm 
 

Ross Dolan needs a nap.
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:52 pm 
 

They're all bloody bored in that photo.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:17 pm 
 

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Wodanaz/105823
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cetacean
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 10:20 pm 
 

Seth from Behemoth:
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George Kollias:
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:48 pm 
 

Diamhea wrote:

That would be fine, if they had decent axes and not crappy looking toys :roll:

That George Kollias one is awesome!

Antediluvian, terrible photo, luckily their music slays enough unholy arse
https://antediluvian.bandcamp.com/
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cetacean
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:58 am 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
Diamhea wrote:

That would be fine, if they had decent axes and not crappy looking toys :roll:



HAhahaha. My thoughts exactly - the band looks pretty good but for all the effect the costume-store weapons have they might as well be holding teddy bears.
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Why do you have come here. I didn't know where go, I was cold, You have heated me, I was hungry, you have eated me, I was afraid, now i doesn't have some. This is my kingdom, now it is also your. I am your debtor, ask that than you want. “I wan't your life, I desire your soul”.

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cetacean
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:16 pm 
 

Literally everything about this picture has me wtf'ing

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Yayattasa
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 1:15 am 
 

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The same lady

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/5_S ... 3540336175
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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:03 am 
 

cetacean wrote:
Literally everything about this picture has me wtf'ing

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Bandmates: "Hey, how about we take a band pic showing you in a totally ridiculous and degrading situation?"
Her: "Only if we can put it on the internet afterwards."
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Beer Baron
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:30 pm
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:26 pm 
 

That Antediluvian photo always cracks me up, especially the 2nd person from the right.
That's the best evil pose he could think of?
Do they really need all those bones to look "evil"

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