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DeathspellDelta
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 9:07 pm 
 
Cool. That's something new I learned today.
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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 9:13 pm 
 
Dunk your bikkies you peasant/philistine :lol: :p

Bad Lizard
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Bad_Lizard/1833
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 4:10 am 
 
That band looks too much like a Kung Fury-style parody of the eighties to actually be from the eighties.
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schizoid
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 10:06 pm 
 
dreadmeat wrote:
Bix = biscuits, we call them bikkies here by the way, something you dunk in your tea [if you're a civilised person]
We never say bix outside of Weet-bix though, and yeah I remember when I was in England/Isle Of Man eating Weet-a-bix, their corners are rounded off and they are sweeter.


Mate, its a brand name, owned by the tax dodging, "Seven Day Adventist" food monopoly cartel Sanitarium.
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 10:48 am 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Xes Dreams.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 11:22 am 
 
I just logged in to post that^^. they're from Ukraine. $5 says they don't walk around dressed like that :D

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Xes ... 3540395809
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 11:26 am 
 
It's funny... for a band that puts so much effort in their appearance, you'd think they would find something better than this MS Word font to use for their logo:

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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 11:55 am 
 
hehe, I had a hunch that these guys would end up here. Something about that pic is just goofy.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 12:08 pm 
 
I just think it's funny that one of her nipples is still showing. You'd think they would've caught that in editing or something.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 12:11 pm 
 
ironmaidens_666 wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Xes Dreams.
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Egyptian themed Behemoth? Also: I understand we live in a crazy society where women's nipples are somehow considered obscene, what I don't understand how there's apparently a certain degree of prudeness where it's okay to use topless pics to represent your band but not okay to leave the nipples visible in editing.
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DeathspellDelta
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 12:18 pm 
 
They are even more cringe worthy live.
https://youtu.be/mNUlBlJLY_o?t=2m22s
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 1:11 pm 
 
Here's a quality one, gotta love you Aussies:

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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:01 am 
 
Here is Nebulae Come Sweet
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MonumentalBlackArt
Magic Mike Jr.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:22 pm 
 
DeathspellDelta wrote:
They are even more cringe worthy live.
https://youtu.be/mNUlBlJLY_o?t=2m22s

I only got ten seconds into that before shutting it off because I was embarrassed to be watching something so bad.
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Tired
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:51 pm 
 
Erosion of Humanity wrote:
I just think it's funny that one of her nipples is still showing. You'd think they would've caught that in editing or something.


I'd rather ask what's the point of having her topless if you're going to censor it (and badly)? It both defeats the purpose and looks ridiculous.
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:48 pm 
 
I don't think it's censored? It just looks like she's wearing vaguely nipple-obscuring like body powder stuff to make her skin whiter. I think you can just see the one nipple because of the angle of the lighting and the shadows while the other one is effectively washed out by the lighting.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:31 pm 
 
Indonesian BM

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Cun ... 3540396502

I'd go see them...

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for this next one, I need some help... is that a guy, wearing a denim mini skirt and platforms? :o :scratch: :???:

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/ShitHawk/3540381655

https://www.facebook.com/11701150500727 ... 5585878191
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:16 am 
 
I'm not sure waht to make of Bukkake Bandito.
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:04 am 
 
Cheerleader Concubine
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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:13 pm 
 
ironmaidens_666 wrote:
I'm not sure waht to make of Bukkake Bandito.

I think he's trying to show folks that bukkakes might have left his face disfigured for life, but he's still fabulous


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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:11 am 
 
What is it with goregrind bands trying to look like complete goofballs? They seem to do it a ton
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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:35 am 
 
They' try their best to reflect the goofy music they make
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:25 am 
 
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:46 pm 
 
Guy in front is having way too much fun with this
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Derigin
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:39 pm 
 
Going to call it without even looking at the band: This is South American, isn't it?
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:19 am 
 
You would definitely be right there
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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:55 pm 
 
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Absolutely no idea what they were going for with this. Maybe they're exhibiting the Madness of Sorrow
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Derigin
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:03 pm 
 
... and that has got to be Italian.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:04 pm 
 
Yup, it has also been posted already.
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:07 pm 
 
Crap. I didn't know that
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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:50 pm 
 
Which is why it's a good idea to include the name of the band in the post you're making ;)
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DeathspellDelta
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:18 pm 
 
Beer Baron wrote:
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Absolutely no idea what they were going for with this. Maybe they're exhibiting the Madness of Sorrow

They were obviously going for the Fantasy RPG party setup.
From left to right:
Mage, thief, monk, dwarf warrior, and priest.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:15 pm 
 
yoda left dagobah to front a me(n)tal band...

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Nekrogoblikon/75647

more on their fb: https://www.facebook.com/nekrogoblikon/photos_stream
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:42 pm 
 
I found them tonight as well while looking at the new reviews. Definitely going to check them out, I've found a handful a new bands from this review challenge.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:35 pm 
 
Shocking speeling aside, this site has some cool pictures of wierd guitars!
http://fretboard-fury.com/articles/wierd_guitars.php

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:01 am 
 
That looks like it must be hell to play
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:22 am 
 
Is Whitebacon busting for a piss?
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:25 am 
 
Hive Drunk at the Cemetery/
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:17 pm 
 
Definitely too soon.
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:20 pm 
 
That Whitebacon pic is great, hopefully the music is good though

EDIT: Sampled it, it's more or less what you'd expect, not too bad, but the album seems cheap in USD (749HUF is apparently less than $3USD)

ANOTHER EDIT 2 DAYS LATER: Their last.fm pic is almost as weird as their MA pic: http://www.last.fm/music/whitebacon/+images/103393557
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