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ManoirHante
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:16 pm
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Location: France
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:31 pm 
 

Hello, I don't know if I can post that here. So sorry if is prohibited (it's not Meetic here, and i know). And sorry for my bad english.

I am french, and i search "metal girls" for friendship and more. =)

In real life and internet, it's very difficult to found a metal girl, so i request here.

I listen almost all kind of metal, i send you my msn and infos about me, if you send me a PM.

All girls accepted for get acquainted ! (Goth girls too)

Thanks and bonne soirée.

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Cioci
Metal newbie

Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:56 pm
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Location: Beans n Chowdah, USA
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:14 pm 
 

My name-a obvious troll, verry nice...
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ManoirHante
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:16 pm
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Location: France
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:19 pm 
 

I am serious, it's not a troll.

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Messiah_X
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:38 am
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:50 pm 
 

You live in Europe and can't find a metal girl? Go to shows or festivals. Problem solved.

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Napero
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Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:16 pm
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:02 pm 
 

OK, let's have a dating service for a while here. Let's be nice, and after both available females have been reserved by deserving users approved by the said girls, we can lock this.

Also available: Napero's dating and relationship advice! Just ask, a belated reply to your question will be coming! Unbelievable!

...and anyone apparently considering a woman a simple life-support system for a vagina will be shown the door. Permanently.
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DestruicaoMetalica
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:04 pm 
 

http://www.hottopic.com/
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ralfikk123
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Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:14 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:04 pm 
 

I see it's okay to post now :)

Well like the poster before me said, go to a metal festival. Europe is filled with those and you are bound to find a nice girl to talk to. If not i recommend a dating site. Or better yet an exclusively metal dating site.
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darkeningday
xXdArKenIngDayXx

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:14 pm 
 

Do those actually exist?
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gradymayhem
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:23 pm 
 

I'd venture to guess not, but feel free to check! I'm preppy as all hell, but metal girls are definitely sexy, not to mention more intelligent than the standard fare.
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Nahsil
Clerical Sturmgeschütz

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:40 pm 
 

I'm so glad this thread was allowed to exist. OP is fantastic.
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Zodijackyl
Definitely Proportionate

Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:39 pm
Posts: 7405
Location: Longmont Potion Castle
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:42 pm 
 

You're not going to get girls on the internet with such a small post count.

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KerberosOfHades
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:40 am
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Location: New Zealand
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:50 pm 
 

On the subject of metal dating sites, I do recall a guy a few months ago who was promoting a metal themed social networking site here, which I briefly checked out and had a fair few female members if I recall correctly. Maybe go through the promotional forum and see if you can find it, might be an easy way to meet metal girls?
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ManoirHante
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:16 pm
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Location: France
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:03 pm 
 

KerberosOfHades wrote:
On the subject of metal dating sites, I do recall a guy a few months ago who was promoting a metal themed social networking site here, which I briefly checked out and had a fair few female members if I recall correctly. Maybe go through the promotional forum and see if you can find it, might be an easy way to meet metal girls?


Maybe, thanks.

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KerberosOfHades
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:40 am
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Location: New Zealand
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:10 pm 
 

Wait, nevermind, I found the thread and the site appears to have been taken down. Sorry if I got your hopes up there...
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ManoirHante
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:16 pm
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Location: France
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:19 pm 
 

Thanks anyway.
So I'll wait the mp's.

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:50 am
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:48 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
...and anyone apparently considering a woman a simple life-support system for a vagina will be shown the door. Permanently.
ha ha ha classic :-D

we have quite a few metal chicks in new zealand, or maybe i just notice them because i'm a metal dude?
my gf isn't metal at all though ha ha
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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:56 pm 
 

I search metal girls
The Archives, my only hope
Where are metal girls?

- a haiku by Frog
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Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

Joined: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:30 pm
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Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:58 pm 
 

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
I search metal girls
The Archives, my only hope
Where are metal girls?

- a haiku by Frog

This haiku scares me.
Why would you even post that?
Vomitorium.
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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:10 pm 
 

this thread has humour
lets see it last the weekend
monday sees no girls
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BastardHead
Worse than the PMRC

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:24 pm 
 

Haikus are dang sweet
but I suck at them. Penis.
I ran out of words.
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Twisted_Psychology
Metal freak

Joined: Sat May 16, 2009 8:22 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:27 pm 
 

I'm coming in late
But yeah metal chicks are awesome
So are the goth girls
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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

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Location: A step closer to home
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:32 pm 
 

Twisted_Psychology wrote:
I'm coming in late
But yeah metal chicks are awesome
So are the goth girls

It seems you have erred
Second line: eight syllables?
You should get that checked
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KerberosOfHades
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:40 am
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Location: New Zealand
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:40 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
Haikus are dang sweet
but I suck at them. Penis.
I ran out of words.


This is now my sig
I found it to be most funny
Now I'm out of ideas...
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Zodijackyl
Definitely Proportionate

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:44 pm 
 

Twisted_Psychology wrote:
I'm coming in late
But yeah metal chicks are awesome
So are the goth girls


If you want to meet women, go to places where people socialize and talk to them.
If you want to meet goth girls, go to high schools.
If you want to meet either and become more than friends via MSN, hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!

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ManoirHante
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:16 pm
Posts: 16
Location: France
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:48 pm 
 

"If you want to meet women, go to places where people socialize and talk to them. "

You have this in america?

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:50 am
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:53 pm 
 

counting syllables
to create funny haikus
at metal archives

girls on internet
not always as they say
if male, maybe gay

sick of counting five?
and also counting seven?
you need a girlfriend
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Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

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Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:17 pm 
 

ManoirHante wrote:
"If you want to meet women, go to places where people socialize and talk to them. "

You have this in america?

You have this in France?
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Lord_Jotun
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Sep 13, 2003 5:02 pm
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Location: Italy
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:20 pm 
 

This thread rules so hard,
It made my night. Thank you, folks!
Metal archives wins.
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DestruicaoMetalica
Metalhead

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:21 pm 
 

ManoirHante wrote:
"If you want to meet women, go to places where people socialize and talk to them. "

You have this in america?

That is my sig now
Funnier than your haikus
In b4 the lock
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Det_Morkettall
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:02 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:31 pm 
 

See thread on first page
Read of socially awkward
Metalhead... Burzum?
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ManoirHante
Mallcore Kid

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Location: France
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:41 pm 
 

DestruicaoMetalica wrote:
ManoirHante wrote:
"If you want to meet women, go to places where people socialize and talk to them. "

You have this in america?

That is my sig now
Funnier than your haikus
In b4 the lock


I ask because in France, us not a have this.

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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:00 pm 
 

ManoirHante wrote:
ManoirHante wrote:
"If you want to meet women, go to places where people socialize and talk to them. "

You have this in america?


I ask because in France, us not a have this.


I thought everything was socialized in Europe...

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Thashierthanthou
Not Semi-Witty Enough for his Own Title

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Location: Mushroom Kingdom
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:12 pm 
 

Metal chicks are gross
Typically they are fat and
Have some teeth missing
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MetalHeadNorm
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:18 pm 
 

A cute Metal chick
Who doesn't mind a blow job
A keeper for sure
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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:23 pm 
 

I'd just like to say:
Best thread we've had in a while
One for the ages
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BloodSacrificeShaman
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:26 pm 
 

I think I'm the only one who doesn't have a clue what the hell is going on in this thread...
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:28 pm 
 

BloodSacrificeShaman wrote:
I think I'm the only one who doesn't have a clue what the hell is going on in this thread...


Perhaps you should seek Napero's service of relationship advice, he might be upset that nobody took him up on his offer and instead turned to poetry. History has taken far too kindly to those who turned to poetry when in need of relationship advice.

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TheUglySoldier
Metalhead

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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:30 pm 
 

Not a metal girl
But she likes Lou Reed
I will make her the table
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:32 pm 
 

TheUglySoldier wrote:
Not a metal girl
But she likes Lou Reed
I will make her the table


She likes new Lou Reed and ugly soldiers? Poor taste all around!

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:37 pm 
 

unsubscribe topic
this is not seven letters
i have no new mail
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