I swear, if I went there, I'd come back 50 pounds heavier. It's also a damn shame Mardi Gras isn't during the summertime (that's the only significant amount of time throughout the year I usually have off). I would've loved to have given some of those bead necklaces to the local women.

A huge Greek pizza. For those of you that don't know what that would be, let me break it down:

The crust would be a conventional deep dish, not chicago style or something too doughy.
Garlic Alfredo sauce with small chunks of garlic.
A blend of Mozzarella, Parmesan, and Asiago cheese.
Gyro meat.
Spanish green olives.

Baked in a brick oven and than topped with:
Crumbled and a few large chunks of Feta Cheese
Fresh chopped Roma tomatoes.

Maybe with a small wedge of Gouda or Munster on the side.

And to drink, several bottles of Cactus Cooler.

I could list twenty things that would be awesome to eat, but I would prefer to keep it simple and dignified. As for my last album, I would say Anthems to the Welkin at dusk, specifically In Longing Spirit, With Strength I Burn, and finishing my last moments with the Wanderer.

Also, I would like to be alone while I eat. I would find no pleasure in being surrounded by guards or sharing with them.

BBQ'ed Porterhouse, Baked Potato Loaded.

A pizza made with cheese, pepperoni, fried pork chops, bacon and a T-Bone steak (on the pizza). Then I'd eat Mentos with a can of Pepsi, so the whole world can also taste what I had for a last meal.

Oysters, Hoegaarden and cigarettes.

I'd have some kind of food that would make me have a life-threatening allergic reaction. They would have to save my life, then kill me after I have recovered.

I would go out in a blaze of irony.

Spicy chicken pizza and garlic fingers topped with bacon chunks (not bacon bits)

To drink, an ice cold Oland Export Ale

lol reminded me of this: http://fudge.cz/detail.php?t=5&cPath=5_ ... t=nejlepsi perhaps that would be my choice

Half a roast goose with kale and roast potatoes; for dessert, Mohnklöße (a Polish/Silesian dish made from poppyseed boiled in milk, old white bread and raisins); black Czech or Bavarian beer (lots of it) and a few shots of a good single malt Scotch; a big pack of Lucky Strike; maybe some gummi bears.

For music, depending on how much time I'm allowed, perhaps Requiem Mezzoforte by Virgin Black, Don't Break The Oath by Mercyful Fate, Mystification by Manilla Road and Iron Maiden's self titled. If I'm only allowed one album, I'd probably settle for Don't Break The Oath.

That would be great.

I would go with a whole bucket of the buffalo wings the served at Chillis. That is, until EVERY Chillis in Australia closed down. So what, maybe they did rip off all their employees a portion of their pay, those wings were awesome.

1 Dozen Bearded Clams, followed by a nice Fuzzy Lap Flounder entre'

Poutines outside Québec are usually lame... Either they throw in some simple sliced cheese, or they use simple gravy. Canada might have some decent poutine elsewhere, but not everywhere. And in the states, the only place you might find good poutine would be in Florida, because there's a lot of Quebeckers down there

A delicious burger from In-N-Out, Barq's Rootbeer, fries, chocolate shake.

Good to go.

I'm french-canadian and I approve this message.

I would try and eat myself. I've always wondered what human meat taste like.

I guess now we know why you're on death row?

Not at all, I already mentioned New Orleans is a great place for poutine.

Battered deepfried tofu with a spicy buffalo sauce, collard greens, asparagus, bbq seitan skewers, garlic mashed potatoes, toast slathered with peanut butter and hot sauce, a 44 ounce fountain Pepsi, and a pint of Arrogant Bastard.

Drop the peanut butter & collard greens, and you've god yourself quite a meal.

By the way, I love your username.

Thanks dude.
Wait, what's wrong with peanut butter and collard greens? What about kale?

It's not my favorite meal in the world, but what I would want for a last meal is about as feel-good as it gets (for me, at least). I would want two or three bratwursts on steak rolls covered with sauerkraut and a heaping side of boiled potatoes. To drink, five or six glass bottles (emphasis glass) of Pepsi. I've only ever seen the 10oz glass bottles of Pepsi, so I want to make sure that I have enough to drink as bratwurst and sauerkraut are very salty foods.

I think that'd be a pretty good meal to go out on.

Ignoring any monetary limits:

-A nice hunk of Kobe beef, medium-well
-Big bowl of chili, flavorful but not too spicy, w/ meat and beans
-Buffalo wings, hot as they can get
-General Tsao's chicken, also hot
-Baked potato w/ butter, melted cheddar, and bacon
-Pure-cane orange soda and vanilla Smirnoff

For dessert, extra-chocalately peanut butter brownies and cold 2% milk.

If there were monetary limits imposed, I would skip the regular meal and just have the dessert.

tofu rules

64 slices of American Cheese

Pork w/ saurkraut bowl with sourdough bread sticks.
Large bowl of split pea soup with ham chunks.
Cheap fishsticks and instant macaronie and cheese.
A pint of Fat Tire and a Johnny Walker Black on the rocks(JWB only if cigar is available)
A Romeo & Juliet Cigar (if allowed)
Last Song. Valhalla from Bathory's Hammerheart Album.

some interesting reponses to this

i'd have to start off generic, and get a bunch of pizzas with different cheeses, pastrami, pepperoni (spicy) avocado, bacon, cabanossi, olives, spinach, capsicums, cream cheese, and a bunch of other shit.

then i would eat a bowl of Roti Chanai (Malaysian Curry soup, with potatoes and chicken) served with fried sweet bread to dip. yay.

Maybe you could request than an oom-pah band play at your execution?

awesome question

well id have a full slab of baby back bbq pork ribs, with a side of potato wedges, some kfc cole slaw with lots of ketchup for the wedges and a large raspberry iced tea.

thatll call it a life

Just had the same idea. Ha!

Been done

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ok... it's fictional, but still

"Adolf Eichmann: He declined a special meal, preferring a bottle of Carmel, a dry red Israeli wine. He drank about half of it."

For starters, I'd have a joint to make me extremely hungry, followed by a big box of fried chicken from Allen's Fried Chicken.

For my main course, I'd have a huge buffalo burger, just like the one I had on a trip to Denver. With a large helping of chips, of course.

To drink, a nice rich red wine; possibly some of that Italian stuff I had the other night. That was beautiful.

And for afters... nought but a few nice, relaxing cigarettes. Enjoyed with the wine, of course.

They should let prisoners get drugged up before the execution. If they want to do 10 lines of cocaine and 5 hits of heroin, let them do so. They're going to die anyway and it would make the death be less painful.

I second that

But in all honesty, I want two Big Macs, a huge Coke, mashed potatoes, and probably some french fries

I think they limit the tab to $20 here in the states. That's unless you have the cash I think. I could be wrong.

Assuming that I will die, and there are no tricky ways out of it, and I'm just eating the food for pleasures before death, I would have to pick from this list.

Lobster with butter, fried oysters, super spicy pad thai, sushi, pizza, burger, crab cakes, BBQ ribs, crab rangoon

For drink I would want some beer and some milk

Realistically, I don't even think I could enjoy it.

A large pizza, with ham, pepperoni, and extra cheese, a two liter of Wild Cherry Pepsi, and a pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream. I'd end that all with a nice cigar while listening to Bathory's Hammerheart.

Pizza rolls!

Gyro, Greek Salad, fries, and a couple White Russians.

my last meal:

Beans, boiled eggs, cheese, and anything gassy I can find.


That way, I can have the last word - so to speak.

I would want some fuckin Alaskan King Crab, with some nice Ribeye Steak, some Tiger Shrimp with that, Salmon as well with a nice Twice Baked Potato with a glass of fuckin Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale.
After that I'd want a Nanaimo Bar with some Chocolate Mousse Cake with a cup of Indian Spice Tea.

I really doubt I'd eat it all now, but if it was my last day...I'd make sure I ate it all

As well I'd make sure they played Windir's Journey to the End for me, and after that I'd get them to play the entire Legend CD by Bob Marley.

I'd have spare-ribs of wild boar and a steak of deer, both with hot blackberry sauce. To finish I'd have a Dame Blanche and a strong coffee.