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Samapico
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:15 pm 
 

Are there any limits to what you can ask for? I mean... I don't want them to waste too much tax money on food for soon-to-be dead people
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balkonas
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Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:55 am
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Location: Lithuania
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:16 pm 
 

A kebab,pizza,spaghetti some chinese dishes and 5 cans of cold beer :beer:

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Pyrrho
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Joined: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:22 pm
Posts: 5
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:29 pm 
 

Rotisserie (however you spell it) Chicken, green beans, bacon, and Ice-cold Coca Cola.

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marktheviktor
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:05 pm 
 

My grandma's pesole. The best.

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Cianyx
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Joined: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:14 am
Posts: 222
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:18 am 
 

Lobster fed with Kobe beef..
Got the idea from a "How I Met Your Mother" episode

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LordNerevar
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Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:08 am
Posts: 6
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:23 am 
 

A bowl of tempura udon and some vanilla ice cream with berries on top.

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Affliction
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Joined: Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:11 am
Posts: 577
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:06 am 
 

5 McDonald's Cheeseburgers
A big Mac
A half meat lovers, half cheese pizza
Some KFC chicken
5 cans of Coke
5 cans of Dr Pepper
Stir fried beef, pork, prawns and chicken with egg noodles and oyster sauce
A bowl of Easy Mac
A Whopper with cheese
Chips with cheese and gravy
3 Hot Dogs with bacon, onion, cheese and tomato sauce
Fried rice
Battered fish
Chicken fillet sub with mayonnaise, tomato, lettuce and cheddar cheese
For desert a chocolate pie with ice cream and cream
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goatmanejy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:40 pm 
 

I would have an "Impaler." Its a sandwhich I make with Ham, Lettuce, Bacon, Tomato, Ranch Dressing, and Italian Seasoning.
Yumm.

I would have a nice can of chilled coke.

I would finish it off with exactly one pound of Wintergreen Lifesavers.

Next, on my way to death, I would take a few shots of booze and crack. Mainly because I do not approve of these and would liek to try before death.
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ACDCeci
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Joined: Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:44 pm
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Location: Paraguay
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:46 pm 
 

FOOD

:lol:


i'll eat pringlets, chocolate and coke!!



oh yeaaaah!! :metal: rivers and rivers of coke!! :lol:

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CountBlagorath
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Joined: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:11 pm
Posts: 968
Location: International
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:37 pm 
 

agentsteel666 wrote:
A big plate of chicken wings that are so hot they make me scream and feel like I'm on cocaine.

HELL YEAH! but I also would add:
First a HUGE can of Monster
Then, some Dewars white label
And a 30 pack of Bud

All while cranking some drinking music by Korpiklaani. I might as well die as a 'happy little boozer'.
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AleXTreme
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Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:09 pm
Posts: 355
Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:01 am 
 

mmm some Tacos al Pastor!!! hell yeah!!

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aces_high
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Joined: Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:59 pm
Posts: 119
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:51 am 
 

A 24 oz can of Lo-carb monster, a cheap cut of steak slathered in A-1, macaroni and cheese, fried rice, green beans, and a bowl of Mexican-fried Ice cream covered in chocolate syrup.

Or if I could, I'd ask for a cup of Jim Jones' original recipe Kool-Aid. Then it would be like "Fuck you I quit!"

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latinfiestacarnage
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Joined: Wed May 02, 2007 8:27 pm
Posts: 321
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:19 am 
 

SUPER SIZED Macdonalds Fries!
1 mcdonalds cheeseburger.
Coke with grenadine (don't know how to spell it) and clearly canadian cherry original (doesn't make sense because there is know death penalty in Canada; whatever) and an large strawberry and banana orange julius
small bag of miss vickies chips
Crunch Wrap supreme from taco bell
Lobster and Steak

Yes, that is quite a meal I must say.
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CountBlagorath
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:26 pm 
 

aces_high wrote:
A 24 oz can of Lo-carb monster, a cheap cut of steak slathered in A-1, macaroni and cheese, fried rice, green beans, and a bowl of Mexican-fried Ice cream covered in chocolate syrup.

Or if I could, I'd ask for a cup of Jim Jones' original recipe Kool-Aid. Then it would be like "Fuck you I quit!"


Why bother with the lo-carb? I like the Jim Jones parth. :lol:
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ScratchMyBack
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Joined: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:04 am
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Location: Malaysia
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:36 pm 
 

1 bucket of hot and spicy KFC
Butter prawn
A zinger burger
Beef and Chicken Satay-With lots of peanut sauce
1 tray of lasagne
Boxes of Pizza
Lots and lots of pork sausage
Spiced Pork Noodles
Chocolate shake
Coconut Candy(lots of them!)
A huge chocolate cake with chocolate sauce all over it
Lots of Char Siew and Bak Pau and Sio Bee
Kolo Mee

And to much too list. Yes, I eat a lot.
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CrippledLucifer
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Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 5:08 am
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Location: Denmark
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:36 pm 
 

Fabada asturiana.
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MikeyC
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Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:56 pm 
 

ScratchMyBack wrote:
1 bucket of hot and spicy KFC
Butter prawn
A zinger burger
Beef and Chicken Satay-With lots of peanut sauce
1 tray of lasagne
Boxes of Pizza
Lots and lots of pork sausage
Spiced Pork Noodles
Chocolate shake
Coconut Candy(lots of them!)
A huge chocolate cake with chocolate sauce all over it
Lots of Char Siew and Bak Pau and Sio Bee
Kolo Mee

And to much too list. Yes, I eat a lot.

There is no way you could eat all that in one meal.
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~Guest 98976
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Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:08 pm
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:35 pm 
 

My last meal? Well, it's not like you need to worry about being full because you'll be dead soon after.

My last meal request:

- 1 salmon fillet with capers and a sweet white cheese sauce
- 1 of my grandma's stuffed cabbage covered with tomato sauce
- 2 potato pierogies with sour cream on top
- 20 oz. of ice cold milk (to wash it down)

(a 45 minute break to let the food settle)

- 1 double bacon cheeseburger with a soft buttered toast bread bun, with lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise and cheese
- 2 pieces of french toast made with brown sugar, covered in butter, with a medium amount of syrup
- 2 small hash brown patties
- a small serving of tater tots
- 25 oz of Coke, with added grenadine and 5 cherries in drink

(another 45 minute break to let the food settle)

- 1 pieces of cheese pizza with mozarella cheese-stuffed crust, and a side of ranch dressing for dipping
- a small serving of spaghetti with the noodles covered in provolone and mozarella cheese
- a half grilled cheese sandwich
- 2 scrambled eggs lightly covered in syrup
- 3 of my grandmas homemade pancakes smothered in butter and syrup
- 25 oz filtered water, to wash the food down

(another 45 minute break)

- 7 oz of strawberry milkshake
- 7 oz of chocolate milkshake
- 7 oz of blueberry milkshake
- 30 oz blizzard with m&m's, chocolate pieces, rocky road, etc.

(break!)

- 1 orange, prepeeled and split into pieces already

[i]I was basically trying to think of all of the foods that I enjoy and tried to have a taste of all of them before I died.

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aces_high
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Joined: Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:59 pm
Posts: 119
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:05 pm 
 

CountBlagorath wrote:
aces_high wrote:
A 24 oz can of Lo-carb monster, a cheap cut of steak slathered in A-1, macaroni and cheese, fried rice, green beans, and a bowl of Mexican-fried Ice cream covered in chocolate syrup.

Or if I could, I'd ask for a cup of Jim Jones' original recipe Kool-Aid. Then it would be like "Fuck you I quit!"


Why bother with the lo-carb? I like the Jim Jones parth. :lol:


Because I don't want to disgrace satan by having unsightly and holy love handles!!! When you enter the lake of fire you must not have an ounce of "love" in your system, or satan will give your poopshoot a heroic dose of anti-love. Gluttony seems to be more of a christian thing anyway, judging by how fat the christian southern US is.

No seriously, I just plain like the Lo-carb flavor better. Yeah it sounds weird, but the Lo-carb flavor has more of a "bite," it packs more of a punch than the sugary flavor.

But lets say that I did go for the hi-carb Monster, and the sugar from ice cream and monster put me into a diabetic coma. Would they just inject me while I'm unconscious, or would they wake me up to kill me? I guess there's only one way to find out :D

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Evisceration1
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:23 pm
Posts: 18
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:00 am 
 

-Fried shrimp and lots of it.
-A Good ole cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, and onion
-a omelette with ham, bacon, sausage, green peppers, red peppers, onions, hashbrowns, and cheese. Also a side of toast
-lots of bananas
-a Rockstar

If i am allowed music, i would listen to "House Carpenter" by Hurt, "Last Statement" by Insomnium, and "Dive" by The Old Dead Tree.

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ScratchMyBack
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:04 am
Posts: 1058
Location: Malaysia
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:04 pm 
 

MikeyC wrote:
ScratchMyBack wrote:
1 bucket of hot and spicy KFC
Butter prawn
A zinger burger
Beef and Chicken Satay-With lots of peanut sauce
1 tray of lasagne
Boxes of Pizza
Lots and lots of pork sausage
Spiced Pork Noodles
Chocolate shake
Coconut Candy(lots of them!)
A huge chocolate cake with chocolate sauce all over it
Lots of Char Siew and Bak Pau and Sio Bee
Kolo Mee

And to much too list. Yes, I eat a lot.

There is no way you could eat all that in one meal.


I can as I long I think that it's my last meal!
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pinksalt13
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Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:14 am
Posts: 7
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:36 am 
 

A deck of cigarettes, a bottle of vodka, a baggy full of mix and some watermelon/potato chips.

Yep, I'd be set.

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CountBlagorath
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Joined: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:11 pm
Posts: 968
Location: International
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:45 pm 
 

aces_high wrote:
CountBlagorath wrote:
aces_high wrote:
A 24 oz can of Lo-carb monster, a cheap cut of steak slathered in A-1, macaroni and cheese, fried rice, green beans, and a bowl of Mexican-fried Ice cream covered in chocolate syrup.

Or if I could, I'd ask for a cup of Jim Jones' original recipe Kool-Aid. Then it would be like "Fuck you I quit!"


Why bother with the lo-carb? I like the Jim Jones parth. :lol:


Because I don't want to disgrace satan by having unsightly and holy love handles!!! When you enter the lake of fire you must not have an ounce of "love" in your system, or satan will give your poopshoot a heroic dose of anti-love. Gluttony seems to be more of a christian thing anyway, judging by how fat the christian southern US is.

No seriously, I just plain like the Lo-carb flavor better. Yeah it sounds weird, but the Lo-carb flavor has more of a "bite," it packs more of a punch than the sugary flavor.

But lets say that I did go for the hi-carb Monster, and the sugar from ice cream and monster put me into a diabetic coma. Would they just inject me while I'm unconscious, or would they wake me up to kill me? I guess there's only one way to find out :D


That first part is one of the funniest things I have read in a while. :lol:
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daemon_necromaton
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Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:18 am
Posts: 341
PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:35 am 
 

I always wanted to try an ortolan and I'd probably pick that... if only to stump the service. :lol:

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Rottenrectum
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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:33 pm 
 

Just give me a 6 pack of cold beer and a bottle of whiskey. When my brain runs on about 50% alcohol just flip the switch and I won't feel a thing.
Maybe play some Lykathea Aflame or Nile in the background.

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HaydenMaddox
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Joined: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:07 am
Posts: 177
PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:04 am 
 

i'd be so terrified I'd probably just vomit. I almost died once, and there was no White light waiting for me. That can't be a good sign of my eternity to come.

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latinfiestacarnage
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:43 pm 
 

FasterDisaster wrote:
- 25 oz of Coke, with added grenadine and 5 cherries in drink


Win.
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~Guest 126069
Skanky

Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:47 pm
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:47 pm 
 

Affliction wrote:
5 McDonald's Cheeseburgers
A big Mac
A half meat lovers, half cheese pizza
Some KFC chicken
5 cans of Coke
5 cans of Dr Pepper
Stir fried beef, pork, prawns and chicken with egg noodles and oyster sauce
A bowl of Easy Mac
A Whopper with cheese
Chips with cheese and gravy
3 Hot Dogs with bacon, onion, cheese and tomato sauce
Fried rice
Battered fish
Chicken fillet sub with mayonnaise, tomato, lettuce and cheddar cheese
For desert a chocolate pie with ice cream and cream


Don't want to give them the satisfaction of killing you, eh?

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Grimmenfrost
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Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 4:40 pm
Posts: 271
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:23 am 
 

ThrashingMad wrote:
Affliction wrote:
5 McDonald's Cheeseburgers
A big Mac
A half meat lovers, half cheese pizza
Some KFC chicken
5 cans of Coke
5 cans of Dr Pepper
Stir fried beef, pork, prawns and chicken with egg noodles and oyster sauce
A bowl of Easy Mac
A Whopper with cheese
Chips with cheese and gravy
3 Hot Dogs with bacon, onion, cheese and tomato sauce
Fried rice
Battered fish
Chicken fillet sub with mayonnaise, tomato, lettuce and cheddar cheese
For desert a chocolate pie with ice cream and cream


Don't want to give them the satisfaction of killing you, eh?


I think more than half the food posted above would kill him, before they could drag him to his death, haha.

I already posted in here a while back, therefore I have nothing else to say :(.
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WompRat
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Joined: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:14 pm
Posts: 68
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:08 pm 
 

I would have 1000 meatball subs from sub way and 100 2-liters of root beer to wash it down.

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Swietowit666
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Sun May 22, 2005 6:28 pm
Posts: 7
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:27 am 
 

-10 orders of orange peel chicken from PF Chang's
-10 Dogfish head chickory stouts

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:17 pm 
 

Has pussy been mentioned yet? 'cause yeah, definitely that.
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Scrabsy
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Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:58 pm
Posts: 193
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:23 pm 
 

For my last meal, I think I'd probably have the last guy they executed. A nice big serving of human would do me.

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ThanatosRising
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:37 pm 
 

Turducken

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frigidpony
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Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:33 pm
Posts: 55
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:05 pm 
 

Build me a sex doll.. out of canned ham.
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DeadXManiac
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Joined: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:00 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:43 pm 
 

Bring me tons of Chinese food. Also fried shrimp and a keg of Dr.Pepper.
:)
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Seymour
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Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:15 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:28 pm 
 

I would have potatoes, coke, ice cream, in n' out, and like 6 pounds of candy and pizza.

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circleofdestruction
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Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:15 am
Posts: 1050
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:55 am 
 

Rare steak. Like, barely touched the pan rare. Not like I have to worry about getting too sick from uncooked meat. Maybe a Döner. And a salad with tuna and eggs and italian dressing on it, all washed down with cherry coke.
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Affliction
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Joined: Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:11 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:51 am 
 

Grimmenfrost wrote:
ThrashingMad wrote:

Don't want to give them the satisfaction of killing you, eh?


I think more than half the food posted above would kill him, before they could drag him to his death, haha.

I think my body is fairly resilient thanks to the nutritional abuse I give it :D

I probably wouldn't be able to eat that all, but hey, you may as well see if you can.
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Headless420
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:34 am 
 

Cheese-steak pizza with green peppers.

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