That's just radical.



There's definitely nothing wrong with that, but how would you enjoy it before you're about to be executed?

Would probably ask for all subs from subway, all burgers from BK and McDonald's and some Döner kebab's from random places along with all kinds of B&J ice cream. That is so I can have a taste of everything ^^ Drinks: Wine or vodka. Lots of it.

I just threw up. Dear lord.

Basically, my mother's cooking repertoire. And at least 4 big pomegranates so I can eat the seeds and make a mess of pomegranate juice everywhere.

Also, why not a few Blazin' wings from bw3's? I can barely stand to even smell them as just the smell makes my eyes water. Anyway, it'd burn like hell but I'll die pretty soon anyway. No big deal.

i agree with the guy who said weed, but jus wonderin could i eat another death row inmate? if not then probally as shit load of jaegermeaister and redbull with a 60 oz. prime rib

Haha! Yes, sign me up for the cannibalism dinner too... always wanted to try human meat, but never have due to murder being illegal.

Otherwise, this thread is making me damned hungry! Probably because I haven't eaten anything yet today... argh.

buffalo wings w/Bleu cheese
a good cheeseburger w/fried onions
fried sunfish and perch w/tartar sauce
Lobster
corned beef hash
case of Busch Light
couple of brats w/kraut for dessert

I used to live in South Africa and if I truely had a choice of anything than I'd go with a lot of the food they have over their, especially the meat - boerewors, billtong and drywors.

For dessert I would have a koeksister, a pastry.

And I'd wash it down with a glass of Sparletta's Creme Soda.

God, I miss that country

For me (I'm not sure if I posted in this thread), my last meal would be

* 14 piece Popeye's Spicy Chicken, 10 breasts, 4 thighs.
* Lamb Bolonese
* 12 case of Faygo Red Pop

Juggalo?

I do like "The Great Milenko" and some other ICP albums, but I'm no Juggalo. I'm friendly with one. Does that count?

Uh, sure. Can't say I think too highly of Juggalos... or anyone that actually likes any ICP album.

A crystal meth sandwich and some 151 to wash it down with.

I can think of many foods I love but as a death row last meal I'd probably have some huge curry thing, wait for it to digest and stuff so I leave a really horrible stinky mess in the execution chamber

I think in all seriousness it'd probably be a good old roast beef meal with roast potatoes, roast parsnips, carrots, the whole shebang. Don't forget the mint sauce.

hmmm..i'd want a bunch of deadly pills and die from a overdose

So you're putting me down based on the otherwise minor idiosyncrasy that I enjoy sounds from an artist of mixed popularity? Talk about elitism.

Hash browns. Lots and lots of golden, crispy, perfectly-cooked hash browns.

I'd order a buffet meal from a favorite local restaurant. You see, a buffet is "all you can eat" right? So I'll order as much food as I desire and always eat so I cannot be killed. You can never come between a person and their meal, even if it's death.

A small child.

In all seriousness, I prefer to eat my own cooking but I doubt they would let me have access to a kitchen and ingredients so i would have to poo poo that idea. If anything I would like a good bratwurst, saurkraut, roasted potatoes with a herbed cheese sauce, roasted pork and a nice cheesecake for dessert.

I think i would want some Arby's and some Dad's root beer.

Yup. "Elitism." I sure as fuck better be more "elite" than this white trash duo and anyone who would actually appreciate them on any level

Ali G asked a cop about that once. I tried to find a clip of it on youtube, but I'm too lazy to search for it.

And yet, you post in a forum dedicated to music stereotypically associated with "white trash." Your contradictions glare.

Sorry to interrupt, but if this started over Muhammadabbadabba wanting Faygo, and you (Bard) calling him a Juggalo, you may as well call everyone in Michigan a Juggalo. I don't know a single person who doesn't like Faygo.

That being said, Juggalos are usually people I'd rather not associate with. Not because of their music, but because usually they are not the brightest bunch and get in trouble quite a bit.

Anyways, all I would want is a Hawaiian Pizza and chocolate milk. I would probably want two infact. And as much chocolate milk as possible, but it can't be any old chocolate milk, it has to be the syrup mixed with vitamin D milk. I hate premade chocolate milk from the store.

No doubt. I've heard about lots of Juggalo related crime. I'm not here to excuse their misbehavior and criminal activities, nor would I make any exception for any other group.

But yeah. I like Faygo because it tastes nice, not because I'm hopping on a trend.

Didn't Faygo originate from Michigan? I think it did, if my memory serves me right.

Juggalo related crime was a pretty big local news item a few years ago... A few trailerpark shootings can do that.

Both ICP and Faygo originated in Michigan, and Faygo is very cheap, and lets not kid ourselves, Juggalos are usually dirt poor, so thats were the correlation started from.

Faygo started and still exists in Michigan, and alongside Better Made Potato Chips are our local brands which we love. And while huge here, both brands don't exist outside of Michigan and a few other Midwestern states.

That's all fine and dandy. It's soda; I don't care if someone likes Faygo, but it happens to be associated with ICP so I asked if he was a juggalo and he told me he liked ICP. Sorry to be such a douchebag, but I cannot stand ICP or anything related to it. I could elaborate on why but it doesn't really matter.

Metal is not generally associated with white trash as far as I know, especially considering how global it is. Besides that, I was calling ICP themselves white trash. Hardly a contradiction.

Anyways, on with the food discussion.

Up here in the north, metal usually isn't really viewed as being white trashy, just really dirty.
i've overheard many comments on the general greasy look of some metalheads, but i've yet to hear any of them called white trash..

I seriously didn't think that was attempted. To be quite frank, my idea wasn't too original; I borrowed it from a skit of the Comedy Central show Chocolate News

I'd go for a massive Mexican meal, then a massive Indian meal

After that whatever they can bring me. Cholestarol don,t matter when your about to get zapped.

-A large mushroom swiss burger made out of ground steak meat, and some chipotle mayo on the side for dipping
-a boatload of roasted veggies
-ice cold chocolate shake made with hemp milk, hazelnut milk, and espresso
-a glass of orange juice that Lisa Hannigan has spit in

and as for the album, probably Elend - A World In Their Screams

...changed my mind. Still the chocolate shake and then indian food.

It is a little practical, I guess. Where would you find all the room for it, though? Unless you got one of those bottomless pits...