You wake up to find yourself on a plane, about to take off, and they are sending you to an island, where you will spend your final days until you die out there.

Choose 5 - 10 things to bring with you, and tell us why.

Me. I would bring the following:

1. A battery powered stereo: So I can listen to music, what would I do without music right?

2. All of my CD's: If I am bringing a stereo, CD's are the next important things on the list, no CD's would make that stereo go to no use.

3. Batteries: What will I do once the stereo is out of batteries? Go crazy, no thank you!

4. A store full of smokes: All the cigarettes a store has in them would be nice, I think I would be set for life!

5. Shampoo: I can not stand having dirty hair, shampoo is a must!

6. Drums: I would go crazy without these for sure, must bring drums along.

7. Tommy Lee: That's right, Tommy Lee is dying with me! Him and I are going to smoke all the cigarettes we can, and do the most drugs until we both die cause of it, you know, Tommy is bringing his own drugs, I never mentioned drugs on my list, thanks Tommy.

8. A pen: I would bring a pen so I could write down everything that happens, and then maybe someone will find it in a long time, and know what went on.

9. A condom: Well, Tommy is coming, and things can get quite lonely, two men alone on an island, with all this stuff, who knows what will happen...

10. Last, but not least, weapons: I need a knife, maybe a sword, and perhaps a gun, lets hope Tommy doesn't go insane and shoot me or something. I just want that shit to get food and protect myself.



Okay guys, now that you are this far through the post, it's time to get thinking and posting what you would bring. Have fun.

The first thing most metalheads like me will pack is a select group of music to bring with us. Metal music of course. I think I can safely speak for most MAers on this one.

You sure you wouldn't rather take Gaahl with you instead?


Pillow biters I swear...

If you didn't bring Tommy Lee you wouldn't have to bring the last two things.

A boat with gas so I can go back to the mainland when ever I want.

I would still need weapons, I mean, hunting and survival purposes dude.

Well you said you're going to die on the island in a few days anyway, so what's the point?

Well, it could be fun to kill some shit, you know?

Yeah well, I'd bring Nikki Sixx .

We should share the island, and make them our bitches. Yes?

If you can't secure those two, then John Corabi will suffice just fine.

Nikki and Tommy on an island together, what a party that would be.

How about this? Bring a hot woman (say, Simone Simons) and do her instead of a dude that (more than likely) has a STD? I'm starting to wonder if you guys are rump ragein' homos...

I'd bring a submarine with crew. And food.

I'd bring Nikki to party, Not to get raped.

He clearly mentioned he's carrying a condom

That's good to know, but as for the OP. He's the one that wants to bring the condom!

SO? He's still fucking a dude! I just saying, hey If your gonna bring someone to party with and fuck, bring a woman!

But it's Tommy Lee!

Physician’s Desk Reference. hollowed out, inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and Sorcerer’s Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

BUT IT'S GAY!

OP, are you really 14? Quit smoking, you'll regret it later.

Been smoking for 1.5 years, already do regret it man.

Read his profile, I spilled hot chocolate on my keyboard while doing it.

You owe me a keyboard

Wasn't his location set to Canada when he got here? Why's it Norway now?

Shit, I snorted soup!

This is why you shouldn't imbibe things at the computer.

Then you should quit.

You're both pussies. I just cringed, and I'm drinking a massive bowl of leftover cereal milk. AND there was a mystery flower petal in the milk that apparently came out of the unopened box.

That said, is there REALLY a need for the massive ASCII pentagram? Finally, I regret my actions for becoming horribly off topic even if this is most likely going to be locked.

I know that now.

Dude.

That just went waaaayy over my head

So now this is all about my profile? Sweet, let's all talk about me.
Complain and laugh about me all you want, the next day, I'm the same person, I don't give a shit what you guys think.

How unfortunate for you.

A pack of smokes to a desert island was mentioned. I would probably try to stuff a carton and a half in my pack. I would be afraid of my withdrawls for them if I was on the island too long.

Yes it was.



As far as the profile for those who are to lazy to click:

"I am Kurt Cobain's reencarnation, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. The man commited suicide one day before I was born, on April 6th 1994, he took his own life.
And on April 7th 1994, I was brought to this world, I fell in love with Kurt when I found out about him, his music has inspired me to do many things, his story has changed my point of view on life and the world.
The similarities between Kurt and I, are incredibly close, words can not describe my feelings for Kurt. I love him, and his music."


Epic

I think it's cool that he was born on April 7th, my birth date as well.

I approve of this topic's gayness.

I didn't want to post in this thread, but you just made my fucking day.

Maybe I'm just pedantic, but I think it would've been better if he was conceived on 7 April.

Also, I was unaware of reincarnation's role in Satanism. You learn something new every day.

Hey, don't make fun of his religion. It's important to him.

Wasn't making fun at all. Just absorbing fascinating new information.