A remake of Suspiria was (is?) in development hell for quite a while. It was going to star Jessica Alba, supposedly.

Rob Zombie's movies are so misogynistic that it actually pisses me off. I was surprised that's even possible. I guess I wouldn't be so offended if Rob Zombie could write about a 9th grade level. It's just that his movies are so horrible on every level - even compared to usual Z-grade slasher fare - that all you're left with is naked chicks getting stabbed to death, over protracted periods of time, while sobbing uncontrollably.

I was kind of amazed they remade My Bloody Valentine. Or Prom Night, come to think of it. Do you really need to buy rights to anything to make another movie about some mysterious guy going around stabbing people, or whatever?