Name: Under the Crimson Moonlight of the Frostbitten Birch Forests of Norwegermanialand

Genre: Kvlt Metal; A fusin genre combining elements of traditional black metal and ambient music.

Members:
Emporer. Satan Licker Von Mukelbliebenschweimermicrowave : Shrieks of the Netherworlds

Count. FairyDeer Touch-Up Jangafrangschneibencooker : Clicking Satan sounds of Brimstone

Prince. Butterfly Breaker Flagenkrumerspoutestfryingpan : Punishing Death Crunches of Death

Formed in : 1991

Releases:
Demo - Screeep! - 1992
EP - Worshipping the souls of damned Worms - 1993
Full Length - Northern Blizzards - 1993
EP - Crackled and Snapped - 1994
Demo - Blorrrrppp! - 1995
EP - Split with Gorgonzolaroth - 1997
Full Length - Chained, Whipped and Poked - 1999
EP - There's no Esc key here you malevolent whore - 2000
EP - Funeral of the Mocking Bird, Mocking Birds was his Funeral - 2000
EP - Birch Purple (Crawling Snot Cack) - 2001 [Limited to 10 copies distibuted among the family of the band]
Hiatus - 2001 - 2006
Full Length - Revenge of the Blind - 2007

In 2008, Prince. Butterfly Breaker Flagenkrumerspoutestfryingpan announced he was having a sex change. During the bands tour of India in the Autumn of 2008, it was announced that his name would now be Princess. Butterfly Breaker Flagenkrumerspoutestfryingpan. A man in the audience began to chant 'Hail Satan'. Princess misheard this as 'Gay Ole' Sex change' and penetrated the mans anus with his guitar headstock. He was later attacked by Princess in hospital and suffered permenant brain damage. The man now calls himself 'Crikenetoller'.
Princess. Butterfly Breaker Flagenkrumerspoutestfryingpan was arrested and charged for assault and misuse of a musical instrument (which is prosecutable under Indian law).

Under the Crimson Moonlight of the Frostbitten Birch Forests of Norwegermanialand are currently working on another full length scheduled not to be released.

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