So we continue with the strained Judas Priest puns. You all know the rules:

1) Don't be an idiot.

2) Seriously don't be an idiot.

That's all, and remember not to be an idiot. It gives Zodi uncontrollable shakes.

*farts*

rexxz has been banned.

NO MERCY.

I guess you could say you retired his ass.

Dear god who put BastardHead in charge?

Who better epitomizes the FFA than he?

And here I thought he was just Free For Me. What a whore.

Splained Class

Oh ya bud.

Actually, everyone - idiots and geniuses and everyone in between - farts.

Though I'm not entirely sure about Stephen Hawking because I don't know that much about his condition.

If he does, you can bet your non-retired ass it certainly isn't intentional.

Long ago, when Mike was king, his heart was clean, now he's 'splained class.
Time released? This untouched thing? So now he's just a 'splained class king.

This is probably super old, but the funniest video I've seen on YouTube in a long time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_SOxaYgMRA

I still think Strained Ass was better.

Especially considering the word diarrhea that will inevitably plague this thread.

You just reminded me to take my imodium. Thanks!

I've now outlived 2 FFA's. Nice. I even got onto the first page. Nicer.

Also I took a political alignment test and ended up in the upper left-hand quadrant. I'm a goddamn commie.

Those political alignment tests really don't tell you anything. They leave no room for pragmatism and assume policies are always purely dichotomous rather than the messy result of bargaining and having to find something that works in the real world.

This is probably my 16th Free-For-All thread but might be the first wherein I post on page 1. So hurray!

Speaking of politics, who was the last prime minister of Israel to not be convicted or persecuted of some crime or another?

How 'bout we don't start this thread off with the awful trifecta of religion, politics or sex, hmm?

But that sounds fun.

Yeah, gotta say the FFA was much more prone to other topics before the whole presidential election thing happened. Like food.

...
*checks watch*

Well I tried posting some cool John Carpenter inspired synth music in the last FFA but no one said anything because everyone here is mean.

Damn, adblock usually gets those.

Hey, there's a new FFA. Neato.

At the start of the late XVI I promised myself to listen to more Judas Priest. Two years later and I have yet to finish a full Priest album. So me not getting this pun either does not come as a suprise.

It could be worse. The only Priest album I've fully listened to is Nostradamus.

So what exactly happened in the previous story arc of FFA to cause it to end?

Slavic women are extremely sexy.

AbovetheThrone posting about some girl he barely knows whom he met online that he's going to move in with and it got out of hand. That's what I gathered.

Every once in a while, the thread jumps the shark and needs to be put down.

It is still right there and you can still read the entire thing...

Only the sexy ones. Which in turn is then true about every ethnicity. Sexy [insertethnicity] women are sexy.

henkkjelle and PDS do not deserve this topic.

Uh, no. You think there hasn't been any stupider "arcs" in past FFAs?

Years ago, the aging forum software made large threads become buggy (paging wouldn't work properly) so that's why they closed the threads and made new ones. This isn't needed anymore, but some fools here get attached to traditions, and so have arbitrarily closed the old thread to make a new one for... no real reason. *shrugs*

How do you even begin to live with yourself?

Yeah mate that's pretty fucked up.

The reason is puns. Judas Priest puns.

Better by you, better than me.

I don't, most of the nights are regretting what my younger self has done, then the laziness sets in before I do anything else, like bother to put Painkiller on my comp while I do something else.

I've never heard more than the first song off Painkiller. My life's been wasted.