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failsafeman
Digital Dictator

Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:45 am
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:25 pm 
 
Welcome back bellends, to the thread that never ends. We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside.
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MorbidBlood wrote:
So the winner is Destruction and Infernal Overkill is the motherfucking skullcrushing poserkilling satan-worshiping 666 FUCK YOU greatest german thrash record.
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Bash
Talking Meat

Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:06 am
Posts: 520
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:25 pm 
 
First fuck you all

http://i.imgur.com/ZxY8w.jpg


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Zodijackyl
63 Axe Handles High

Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:39 pm
Posts: 7531
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:26 pm 
 
RIP FFA XIII: Fenriz sold out for your sins.
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Pogo
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:06 am
Posts: 136
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:27 pm 
 
Bash wrote:
First fuck you all


Is that a promise?
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Pogo
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:06 am
Posts: 136
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:30 pm 
 
MLP, Bash? Fuck you, man. And not in a pleasant way.
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Shutdown
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:20 pm
Posts: 2080
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:32 pm 
 
The Sane Boardylum was always a shitty name. This one's ever so slightly better.
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failsafeman
Digital Dictator

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:33 pm 
 
Shutdown wrote:
The Sane Boardylum was always a shitty name. This one's ever so slightly better.

The whole series of Priest albums is just a setup for "Postradamus". See you there in 10 years!
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MorbidBlood wrote:
So the winner is Destruction and Infernal Overkill is the motherfucking skullcrushing poserkilling satan-worshiping 666 FUCK YOU greatest german thrash record.
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Shutdown
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:20 pm
Posts: 2080
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:35 pm 
 
failsafeman wrote:
Shutdown wrote:
The Sane Boardylum was always a shitty name. This one's ever so slightly better.

The whole series of Priest albums is just a setup for "Postradamus". See you there in 10 years!

Oh dear god.
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Veracs
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:56 pm
Posts: 1905
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:36 pm 
 
37,874 gone in the blink of two eyes, life sure is precious folks.
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Thing is, Suicide Silence actually are more sonically massive than a good 95% of all the death metal bands in the Archives! Not metal, sure, but definitely a lot more brutal.

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Acrobat
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:38 pm 
 
Board Wings of Destiny, Ban After Ban, Stained...?, Banning Machine (USA version: Hell Bent For Modding)... after this what? Ban it Down?
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non 80's wodos members are enemies of teutonic beatles hairstyle thrash


https://soundcloud.com/user-800688188/e ... nom-rockin - Eerie evaluation episode 2: a podcast discussing Venom.
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Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

Joined: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:30 pm
Posts: 6875
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:45 pm 
 
Postkiller?
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droneriot
cisgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
Posts: 10813
Location: Spahn Ranch
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:47 pm 
 
Looking at your signature I wonder if KFD was banned for his "I support Anders Breivik"-rants. I haven't seen him post in a while.

Btw. there's Post of Entry, too.
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:50 pm 
 
Oh yeah, it's an historic day for MA.

The FFA is dead! Long live the FFA!
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failsafeman
Digital Dictator

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Location: In the Arena
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:51 pm 
 
Some of them are definitely going to take some imagination, I don't know what the fuck Turbo is going to be. Tur-ban?
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MorbidBlood wrote:
So the winner is Destruction and Infernal Overkill is the motherfucking skullcrushing poserkilling satan-worshiping 666 FUCK YOU greatest german thrash record.
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Napero
GedankenPanzer

Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:16 pm
Posts: 8776
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:55 pm 
 
failsafeman wrote:
Some of them are definitely going to take some imagination, I don't know what the fuck Turbo is going to be. Tur-ban?

failsy goes Sikh. Cool.
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henkkjelle
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:54 pm
Posts: 4124
Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:55 pm 
 
Its like the fall of berlin wall! A new world for all of us!
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Thumbman
The Shellfish

Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:47 pm
Posts: 4446
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:06 pm 
 
Metantoine wrote:
Oh yeah, it's an historic day for MA.

The FFA is dead! Long live the FFA!


I did a double take when I saw it was locked. I can't even remember MA before it.
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Arkhane
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:39 pm
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Location: South Texas
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:11 pm 
 
excuse me for being young and stupid, but why was it locked exactly? there wasn't any real bashing going on
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droneriot
cisgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
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Location: Spahn Ranch
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:12 pm 
 
Because you touch yourself at night.
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Ilwhyan
Metel fraek

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
Posts: 8431
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:12 pm 
 
ANationalAcrobat wrote:
Board Wings of Destiny, Ban After Ban, Stained...?, Banning Machine (USA version: Hell Bent For Modding)... after this what? Ban it Down?

I think Sad Boards of Destiny sounds better.
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Arkhane
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:39 pm
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Location: South Texas
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:12 pm 
 
failsafeman, your sig cracks me up everytime i see it
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Arkhane
Metalhead

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Location: South Texas
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:13 pm 
 
droneriot wrote:
Because you touch yourself at night.

do you watch me?






....please? :D



haha jk
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henkkjelle
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:54 pm
Posts: 4124
Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:13 pm 
 
Arkhane wrote:
excuse me for being young and stupid, but why was it locked exactly? there wasn't any real bashing going on


I think it had something to do with a post mindshadow made about the locking of the "magicks" thread.
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slayerhatesusall
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:45 pm
Posts: 1816
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:14 pm 
 
haha
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MAGIC-PREGNANCY ... 25672c82af

And look at his other auction, even funnier.


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Zodijackyl
63 Axe Handles High

Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:39 pm
Posts: 7531
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:14 pm 
 
failsafeman wrote:
Some of them are definitely going to take some imagination, I don't know what the fuck Turbo is going to be. Tur-ban?

We could just skip over that one and assume that nobody looks back for it.
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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
Posts: 10122
Location: St. Charles, Illinois
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:29 pm 
 
Zodijackyl wrote:
failsafeman wrote:
Some of them are definitely going to take some imagination, I don't know what the fuck Turbo is going to be. Tur-ban?

We could just skip over that one and assume that nobody looks back for it.


Hey, that's what I do with Priest anyway.
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BaloroftheEvilEye
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:42 am
Posts: 1635
Location: Ireland
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:34 pm 
 
Oh God, the first reply is that MLP abomination.
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OzzyApu
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:11 am
Posts: 10607
Location: Seattle
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:45 pm 
 
Napero wrote:
failsafeman wrote:
Some of them are definitely going to take some imagination, I don't know what the fuck Turbo is going to be. Tur-ban?

failsy goes Sikh. Cool.

Napero :lol:
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Yesterday was the birthday of school pal and I met the chick of my sigh (I've talked about here before, the she-wolf I use to be inlove with)... Maaan she was using a mini-skirt too damn insane... Dude you could saw her entire soul every time she sit...

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Bahamut7
Metal newbie

Joined: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:29 pm
Posts: 213
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:48 pm 
 
BaloroftheEvilEye wrote:
Oh God, the first reply is that MLP abomination.

And this was one site where I thought I'd take a break from this shit. *sigh*
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ShaolinLambKiller
King Asshole

Joined: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:10 pm
Posts: 13256
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:55 pm 
 
Bash wrote:
First fuck you all

Image




I didn't know they revamped it to look terrible and fucking retarded. give me the original 80's ponies.
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Gelseth_Andrano
Veteran

Joined: Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:22 pm
Posts: 2698
Location: Vegas, baby!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:57 pm 
 
Wow, the SB lies in ruin. It's been around since before I first joined back on September 11th, 2010. I laughed, I cried, and I'll never forget you, FFA XIII. Since we're still on the first page, are we supposed to muse on secret crushes and who's gay?
I vote fetalfeast.

P.S. Nice title, FSM.
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The_Beast_In_Black wrote:
I touch ladies all the time.
Ladies can't get enough of my touchings

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ShaolinLambKiller
King Asshole

Joined: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:10 pm
Posts: 13256
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:58 pm 
 
Oh yea why i came in here to begin with:

Good ol Jack from Lost (matthew fox)

beat some fat female party bus driver when she wouldn't let him on.

http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish ... 1109.shtml

LOL this mugshot
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failsafeman
Digital Dictator

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:00 pm 
 
BastardHead wrote:
Zodijackyl wrote:
We could just skip over that one and assume that nobody looks back for it.

Hey, that's what I do with Priest anyway.

Did you just diss Priest? Where do you live?
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MorbidBlood wrote:
So the winner is Destruction and Infernal Overkill is the motherfucking skullcrushing poserkilling satan-worshiping 666 FUCK YOU greatest german thrash record.
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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

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Location: St. Charles, Illinois
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:05 pm 
 
I dissed Turbo, I'd like to think Priest and I have a rather healthy relationship.
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Arkhane
Metalhead

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Posts: 1804
Location: South Texas
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:06 pm 
 
thats cute
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GuntherTheUndying
Crimson King, Eater of Worlds

Joined: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:36 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:12 pm 
 
Trying to write some reviews, but I'm having some sort of writer's block. :fuck:
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GuntherTheUndying IS THE GAY NUMBER 1, HE DOESNT LIKE TO READ THE TRUTH, SO I THINK THIS PAGE IS FOR GAYS WHO WANTS TO READ MESSAGES LIKE "I LOVE MY BAND", "THEY ARE MY LOVE"

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droneriot
cisgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
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Location: Spahn Ranch
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:13 pm 
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-14730608
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colin040
Metal freak

Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:00 pm
Posts: 6172
Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:34 pm 
 
Why do I never see people mention Yearning? I'm not a big fan of them, but the debut seems cool. Like My Dying Bride if they weren't so boring.
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slayerhatesusall
Metalhead

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Posts: 1816
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:36 pm 
 
If you don't like judas priest then :getout:
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Pogo
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:06 am
Posts: 136
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:37 pm 
 
I don't like Judas Priest and, no, I will not get out. You get out.
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