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Metantoine
Lazy Wizard

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
Posts: 11886
Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:42 am 
 

Hi brothers and sisters, me and uber canadian hot scholar derigin got the OK from the higher gods to create a new post your picture thread. I'll moderate it with all my mighty power and my squad of axe wielding nuns. We won't hesitate to delete posts and comments and ban users without a warning.

What's allowed: pictures of yourself, pictures of your pets, your wedding, your high school graduation, your board game nights (that would be me)...

Tips:
-Keep it clean, legal, safe for work and PG or at worst PG-13. There's already billions of site full of penises and tits, I'm sure you can visit them if you're horny.
-Don't be an attention whore.
-Don't encourage attention whoring.
-Don't post ridiculously large photos and use [spoiler] tags if it is a big large. Also do the same when replying to quoted images.
-Be cool.
-Don't be uncool.
-No photoshopped pictures.
-No fucking memes.

I'm gonna start by posting a pic of me with Necroticism174 (I'm the one wearing the shirt of the arguably better band)

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Start posting, be good boys and girls and all will be fine. If I have to get my hands bloody, I will, but I'll prefer to keep them clean!

BTW, if you're looking for a good image hosting website, use imgur.com and copy over the BBCode line for the picture. It's fantastic.

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Below is the archive of pictures of MAers found in this thread. Only pictures of MAers included, pet pics and the like not included. UPDATE May 10, 2020: Index removed due to dead links and privacy concerns. - MutantClannfear
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:45 am 
 

INDEX N to Z UPDATE May 10, 2020: Index removed due to dead links and privacy concerns. - MutantClannfear

Word of warning: Any bullshit, any trolling, any memes, any dickwads, any attention whoring, anything that we might construe as uncivil, worthless, unnecessary or whatever... we will delete at a moment's notice, and we will punish. We ask that you keep ever vigilant and aware about this, and the purpose of this thread. If you don't want to participate with good behaviour and good manners, then stay out.

Previous threads like this have been closed for lesser reasons.

That said, enjoy.

EDIT: Also, if you do see shit go down, just report it, ignore it, and don't feed it. Thank you.

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OzzyApu
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:11 am
Posts: 10516
Location: Seattle
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:46 am 
 

Oh boy, I'll see if I can scrounge something up. De-mystify myself, if I may.

Don't think I've had a picture of myself on here for over 3 years now. Had to stand out by not wearing a band shirt. I swear the shirt I'm wearing looks more red in real life without that flash.

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gomorro wrote:
Yesterday was the birthday of school pal and I met the chick of my sigh (I've talked about here before, the she-wolf I use to be inlove with)... Maaan she was using a mini-skirt too damn insane... Dude you could saw her entire soul every time she sit...


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Morrigan
Crone of War

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:27 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:49 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
(I'm the one wearing the shirt of the arguably better band)

Indeed!

I have to commend the fantastic taste in books of the owner of the place you were at. Hyperion, Abercrombie, James Randi... very nice. :nods:

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I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
a fairly agreed upon date [of the beginning of metal] is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
Posts: 5701
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:01 am 
 

This is what -40 celsius/fahrenheit and a ten minute walk does to a beard. It's ice crystals:
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RageW
Marisa's Harlot

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:44 am
Posts: 746
Location: Colombia
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:03 am 
 

The famous picture, now outside Facebook and IRC.

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:oh shit:
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Metantoine
Lazy Wizard

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
Posts: 11886
Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:06 am 
 

A true classic!

Also derigin is :love: !
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You look like you lift. Nice.

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darkeningday
xXdArKenIngDayXx

Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:20 pm
Posts: 5285
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:08 am 
 

OzzyApu wrote:
Oh boy, I'll see if I can scrounge something up. De-mystify myself, if I may.

Are you gonna post the one where you were in the literal throws of being smacked upside the head with a snowball? Yes, I'm proud of my memory too.
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ambientsorrow wrote:
Pretty rubbish, I must say. Certainly not worth the hype behind it. Boring and predictable. A band for 14-22 year olds.


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Snowgrave
Under The Plaintive Sky

Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:31 pm
Posts: 2333
Location: U.S.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:09 am 
 

The nerd on the right.

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Napero
GedankenPanzer

Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:16 pm
Posts: 8650
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:21 am 
 

Why does OzzyApu wear a pink T-shirt with a picture of himself? We may never want to know.
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OzzyApu
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:11 am
Posts: 10516
Location: Seattle
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:25 am 
 

Napero wrote:
Why does OzzyApu wear a pink T-shirt with a picture of himself? We may never want to know.

I'll would redeem myself with a gritty band-t, my ach, and giving the horns, but I don't want to spam the thread.
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gomorro wrote:
Yesterday was the birthday of school pal and I met the chick of my sigh (I've talked about here before, the she-wolf I use to be inlove with)... Maaan she was using a mini-skirt too damn insane... Dude you could saw her entire soul every time she sit...

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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

Joined: Tue May 31, 2011 1:24 am
Posts: 2789
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:15 am 
 

People with afros, get in here. I want to compare.

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colin040
Metal freak

Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:00 pm
Posts: 5966
Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:36 am 
 

From vacation last year in Croatia.

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the_raytownian
Veteran

Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:09 am
Posts: 2562
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:49 am 
 

No funny business! This is just me lookin' (totally un)natural:
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no more pictures of me in drag, I promise.

That smile is completely phony. The result of deluding myself into believing 2012 was a fresh start. A new beginning... Ha!
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~Guest 132892
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 6349
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:50 am 
 

Ok. Just because I've been drinking.

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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

Joined: Tue May 31, 2011 1:24 am
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:06 am 
 

the_raytownian wins the award for cutest so far.
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KC_Slaanesh
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:51 pm
Posts: 1225
Location: Shoreline, Washington
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:29 am 
 

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Me at Warriors of Metal with POSSESSOR hanging out by my truck. I forgot to get any pictures with the MA people I met there. I'm the guy with the Sodom shirt.
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Acrobat
Eric Olthwaite

Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:53 am
Posts: 8487
Location: York, North Yorkshire
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:54 am 
 

Napero wrote:
Why does OzzyApu wear a pink T-shirt with a picture of himself? We may never want to know.


Damn, I was just gonna ask the same thing.
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Azmodes
Ultranaut

Joined: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:44 am
Posts: 10436
Location: Gradec, Austria
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:15 am 
 

ANationalAcrobat wrote:
Napero wrote:
Why does OzzyApu wear a pink T-shirt with a picture of himself? We may never want to know.


Damn, I was just gonna ask the same thing.

Me too. :D It's just so darn obvious.
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Grimmig
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:12 am
Posts: 493
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:25 am 
 

Not the most flattering picture of me ever taken, but probably the most metal - up front for Cianide.

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I'm on the left in the Asphyx shirt, iamntbatman is on the right in the Immolation shirt.

Edit: fixed for clarification, though I just assumed people knew what the Immolation logo looked like!

Also, the guy on the far right that wasn't fully in the picture WAS with us. I don't know what is wrong with his arms. I just don't know.
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Thashierthanthou
Not Semi-Witty Enough for his Own Title

Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:04 pm
Posts: 2294
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:56 am 
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Ys4RRAu_0
I'm the tall guy in the Overkill shirt. This was two years ago, and I look slightly less awkward now.
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Subrick wrote:
opet is tree metal! there early albums talk about trees!

They should have talked about why failsafeman sucks!

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Bezerko
Vladimir Poopin

Joined: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:50 am
Posts: 4385
Location: Venestraya
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:30 am 
 

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One of the only photos I have of me in the past year or so. Very much an ugly bastard - probably caused a few cracked lenses thus why nobody likes to take snaps of me!

It was too hot that day for me to bother looking metal. Plus the only band shirt I have at the moment is a hardcore one...

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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
Posts: 7599
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:12 am 
 

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Baby step-sister edited out for anonymity and potential creepy comments. My eyes do not open for pictures.

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Here I am modeling my grandma's "Derby Hat" that she made (I think she was joking...can you make a hat jokingly?). If you aren't aware of our local tradition where rich women wear big stupid hats to celebrate horse races...welcome to Kentucky baby.
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~Guest 132892
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 6349
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:18 am 
 

Jonpo wrote:
Here I am modeling my grandma's "Derby Hat" that she made (I think she was joking...can you make a hat jokingly?)

The fact she had you wear it is the seldom seen but greatly feared grandma burn.

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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
Posts: 7599
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:21 am 
 

Hahah I like that you're trying to give me credit here, as if I was coerced into wearing it. No, as soon as she showed it to me I was like "WHERE IS YOUR CAMERA?! GET YOUR CAMERA!"
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~Guest 132892
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:23 am 
 

Jonpo wrote:
No, as soon as she showed it to me I was like "WHERE IS YOUR CAMERA?! GET YOUR CAMERA!"

At first I couldn't tell if that was sarcasm or not :lol:

actually I'm still not sure

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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:29 am 
 

I think she was actually kind of creeped out by how adamant I was when it came to being photographed in her silly hat.

Alright so quick thread run down from my perspective:

MalignantThrone is stupidly adorable, kind of reminds me of a caramel Andy Samberg. I'm sure you're much, MUCH funnier though.

RageW/Reiter looks like a god damn Colombian soap opera star. That is ridiculous.

I'm desperate for context on Derigin's picture. You don't look like you're wearing NEARLY enough layers to have expected to be in that type of cold.
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RageW
Marisa's Harlot

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:44 am
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Location: Colombia
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:01 am 
 

God damn it Jonpo I thought you were fatter than that. You're skinnier than Count_V, even! (Not that it's a great accomplishment but still)
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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 7:08 pm
Posts: 7615
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:05 am 
 

BEHOLD! FROG!

This is what I looked like when I worked in a factory, yes. Get all the Village People/Gay Musketeer jokes out of the way.

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hey
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:41 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:07 am 
 

Taken for that silly not shaving in November thing people do. Normally, I have better posture than this.
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Edit: Hardly any of you guys look like what I would've expected. :-P


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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:09 am 
 

RageW: Hahah I appreciate that oddly worded compliment, brethren. Trust me though, I'm actually much fatter than Jeremy. In fact as he continues to lose weight I keep getting more and more fat-guy-size shirts. These pictures just happen to be a little more flattering I guess, black t-shirts and long hair hides the man breasts y'know?

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Wooooow Froggy doesn't look anything like what I had pictured. I love doing "you look likes" so here's yours: That nervous jew-y character from Dazed & Confused who picks a fight with the greaser at the keg party in the woods. I mean this as the utmost compliment, I don't know that actors name but hes amazing.
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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
Posts: 5311
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:58 am 
 

iAm's picture doesn't show :( Frog gives me some Bukowskian vibes with that pic.
Also I want the_raytownian's babies.
No comment on the relative worth of mine and Tony's band shirts.
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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:
So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
Posts: 9833
Location: St. Charles, Illinois
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:16 pm 
 

The picture is two years old, but I give negative fucks because it's still my all time favorite picture of me.
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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 7:08 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:25 pm 
 

Jonpo wrote:
Wooooow Froggy doesn't look anything like what I had pictured. I love doing "you look likes" so here's yours: That nervous jew-y character from Dazed & Confused who picks a fight with the greaser at the keg party in the woods. I mean this as the utmost compliment, I don't know that actors name but hes amazing.


:lol: I love it. Such a specific instance.

Bukowski vibes indeed, writing, drinking, breaking rocks.
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:26 pm 
 

Necroticism174 wrote:
iAm's picture doesn't show

Fixed it for him. It was a tag problem.

Jonpo wrote:
I'm desperate for context on Derigin's picture. You don't look like you're wearing NEARLY enough layers to have expected to be in that type of cold.

Hmm, I think I was wearing enough layers? Had long underwear, a band shirt (Enslaved), a hoodie, a jacket, and jeans? I grew up in the Rockies, so I might just be used to the cold...

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Razakel
Nekroprince

Joined: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:36 pm
Posts: 5760
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:27 pm 
 

I think this was taken last October when I was living in Ireland.

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Morrigan
Crone of War

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:27 am
Posts: 9999
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:28 pm 
 

Derigin wrote:
Necroticism174 wrote:
iAm's picture doesn't show

Fixed it for him. It was a tag problem.

Still broken for me?
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Von Cichlid wrote:
I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
a fairly agreed upon date [of the beginning of metal] is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
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Location: St. Charles, Illinois
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:30 pm 
 

Raz is an awesome dude and all, but I still maintain that no white dude looks good with dreads.
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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
Posts: 7599
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:31 pm 
 

Derigin wrote:
Hmm, I think I was wearing enough layers? Had long underwear, a band shirt (Enslaved), a hoodie, my jacket, and jeans? I grew up in the Rockies, so I might just be used to the cold...


Oh okay, I apologize. I would never think to question your winter-preparedness. Just wasn't sure if it was a situation where you weren't expecting to be caught out in all that. I was basing this PURELY on what looks like a lack of gloves. The picture in general is amazing, the way the light is reflecting off the snow, they look like stars.

I love how Razakel is just like Oh here's a super casual picture of me living in Ireland holding a fucking FALCON like I'm the god damn BEAST MASTER.
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RageW
Marisa's Harlot

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:44 am
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Location: Colombia
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:32 pm 
 

Jonpo wrote:
Derigin wrote:
I love how Razakel is just like Oh here's a super casual picture of me living in Ireland holding a fucking FALCON like I'm the god damn BEAST MASTER.


I think that's an owl?
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