Hi brothers and sisters, me and uber canadian hot scholar derigin got the OK from the higher gods to create a new post your picture thread. I'll moderate it with all my mighty power and my squad of axe wielding nuns. We won't hesitate to delete posts and comments and ban users without a warning.

What's allowed: pictures of yourself, pictures of your pets, your wedding, your high school graduation, your board game nights (that would be me)...

Tips:
-Keep it clean, legal, safe for work and PG or at worst PG-13. There's already billions of site full of penises and tits, I'm sure you can visit them if you're horny.
-Don't be an attention whore.
-Don't encourage attention whoring.
-Don't post ridiculously large photos and use [spoiler] tags if it is a big large. Also do the same when replying to quoted images.
-Be cool.
-Don't be uncool.
-No photoshopped pictures.
-No fucking memes.

I'm gonna start by posting a pic of me with Necroticism174 (I'm the one wearing the shirt of the arguably better band)



Start posting, be good boys and girls and all will be fine. If I have to get my hands bloody, I will, but I'll prefer to keep them clean!

BTW, if you're looking for a good image hosting website, use imgur.com and copy over the BBCode line for the picture. It's fantastic.

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Below is the archive of pictures of MAers found in this thread. Only pictures of MAers included, pet pics and the like not included. UPDATE May 10, 2020: Index removed due to dead links and privacy concerns. - MutantClannfear

INDEX N to Z UPDATE May 10, 2020: Index removed due to dead links and privacy concerns. - MutantClannfear

Word of warning: Any bullshit, any trolling, any memes, any dickwads, any attention whoring, anything that we might construe as uncivil, worthless, unnecessary or whatever... we will delete at a moment's notice, and we will punish. We ask that you keep ever vigilant and aware about this, and the purpose of this thread. If you don't want to participate with good behaviour and good manners, then stay out.

Previous threads like this have been closed for lesser reasons.

That said, enjoy.

EDIT: Also, if you do see shit go down, just report it, ignore it, and don't feed it. Thank you.

Oh boy, I'll see if I can scrounge something up. De-mystify myself, if I may.

Don't think I've had a picture of myself on here for over 3 years now. Had to stand out by not wearing a band shirt. I swear the shirt I'm wearing looks more red in real life without that flash.

Indeed!

I have to commend the fantastic taste in books of the owner of the place you were at. Hyperion, Abercrombie, James Randi... very nice.

This is what -40 celsius/fahrenheit and a ten minute walk does to a beard. It's ice crystals:

The famous picture, now outside Facebook and IRC.

A true classic!

Also derigin is !

Are you gonna post the one where you were in the literal throws of being smacked upside the head with a snowball? Yes, I'm proud of my memory too.

The nerd on the right.

Why does OzzyApu wear a pink T-shirt with a picture of himself? We may never want to know.

I'll would redeem myself with a gritty band-t, my ach, and giving the horns, but I don't want to spam the thread.

People with afros, get in here. I want to compare.

From vacation last year in Croatia.

No funny business! This is just me lookin' (totally un)natural:

no more pictures of me in drag, I promise.

That smile is completely phony. The result of deluding myself into believing 2012 was a fresh start. A new beginning... Ha!

Ok. Just because I've been drinking.

the_raytownian wins the award for cutest so far.

Me at Warriors of Metal with POSSESSOR hanging out by my truck. I forgot to get any pictures with the MA people I met there. I'm the guy with the Sodom shirt.

Damn, I was just gonna ask the same thing.

Me too. It's just so darn obvious.

Not the most flattering picture of me ever taken, but probably the most metal - up front for Cianide.



I'm on the left in the Asphyx shirt, iamntbatman is on the right in the Immolation shirt.

Edit: fixed for clarification, though I just assumed people knew what the Immolation logo looked like!

Also, the guy on the far right that wasn't fully in the picture WAS with us. I don't know what is wrong with his arms. I just don't know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Ys4RRAu_0
I'm the tall guy in the Overkill shirt. This was two years ago, and I look slightly less awkward now.

One of the only photos I have of me in the past year or so. Very much an ugly bastard - probably caused a few cracked lenses thus why nobody likes to take snaps of me!

It was too hot that day for me to bother looking metal. Plus the only band shirt I have at the moment is a hardcore one...

Baby step-sister edited out for anonymity and potential creepy comments. My eyes do not open for pictures.



Here I am modeling my grandma's "Derby Hat" that she made (I think she was joking...can you make a hat jokingly?). If you aren't aware of our local tradition where rich women wear big stupid hats to celebrate horse races...welcome to Kentucky baby.

The fact she had you wear it is the seldom seen but greatly feared grandma burn.

Hahah I like that you're trying to give me credit here, as if I was coerced into wearing it. No, as soon as she showed it to me I was like "WHERE IS YOUR CAMERA?! GET YOUR CAMERA!"

At first I couldn't tell if that was sarcasm or not

actually I'm still not sure

I think she was actually kind of creeped out by how adamant I was when it came to being photographed in her silly hat.

Alright so quick thread run down from my perspective:

MalignantThrone is stupidly adorable, kind of reminds me of a caramel Andy Samberg. I'm sure you're much, MUCH funnier though.

RageW/Reiter looks like a god damn Colombian soap opera star. That is ridiculous.

I'm desperate for context on Derigin's picture. You don't look like you're wearing NEARLY enough layers to have expected to be in that type of cold.

God damn it Jonpo I thought you were fatter than that. You're skinnier than Count_V, even! (Not that it's a great accomplishment but still)

BEHOLD! FROG!

This is what I looked like when I worked in a factory, yes. Get all the Village People/Gay Musketeer jokes out of the way.

Taken for that silly not shaving in November thing people do. Normally, I have better posture than this.


Edit: Hardly any of you guys look like what I would've expected.

RageW: Hahah I appreciate that oddly worded compliment, brethren. Trust me though, I'm actually much fatter than Jeremy. In fact as he continues to lose weight I keep getting more and more fat-guy-size shirts. These pictures just happen to be a little more flattering I guess, black t-shirts and long hair hides the man breasts y'know?

edit:

Wooooow Froggy doesn't look anything like what I had pictured. I love doing "you look likes" so here's yours: That nervous jew-y character from Dazed & Confused who picks a fight with the greaser at the keg party in the woods. I mean this as the utmost compliment, I don't know that actors name but hes amazing.

iAm's picture doesn't show Frog gives me some Bukowskian vibes with that pic.
Also I want the_raytownian's babies.
No comment on the relative worth of mine and Tony's band shirts.

The picture is two years old, but I give negative fucks because it's still my all time favorite picture of me.

I love it. Such a specific instance.

Bukowski vibes indeed, writing, drinking, breaking rocks.

Fixed it for him. It was a tag problem.


Hmm, I think I was wearing enough layers? Had long underwear, a band shirt (Enslaved), a hoodie, a jacket, and jeans? I grew up in the Rockies, so I might just be used to the cold...

I think this was taken last October when I was living in Ireland.

Still broken for me?

Raz is an awesome dude and all, but I still maintain that no white dude looks good with dreads.

Oh okay, I apologize. I would never think to question your winter-preparedness. Just wasn't sure if it was a situation where you weren't expecting to be caught out in all that. I was basing this PURELY on what looks like a lack of gloves. The picture in general is amazing, the way the light is reflecting off the snow, they look like stars.

I love how Razakel is just like Oh here's a super casual picture of me living in Ireland holding a fucking FALCON like I'm the god damn BEAST MASTER.

I think that's an owl?