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Ell
Mallcore Kid

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:27 pm 
 

Well, this is me
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 6535_n.jpg

And since we are posting pictures of cats, this is my crazy little boy looking all evil
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 0339_n.jpg

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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:20 pm 
 

:lol: vampire cat
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:23 pm 
 

SD vampire cat. :)

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
Gah!

Even I, the esteemed cat hater of the boards, was moved by your first adorable picture.

The hardened heart thaws. ;)
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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:36 pm 
 

Definitely vampire cat, it reminded me of this funny bat photo, quite a priceless expression on its face too!
http://flatrock.org.nz/static/frontpage/large_brushing_the_bat.jpg :p
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corpsewithoutsoul
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:46 am 
 

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The imperial executioner steps up to the chopping block with her dull axe and claims the soul of yet another insolent fool.
Or something like that
Piss off
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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:03 am 
 

Classic photo guys :lol:

edit: spelling mistake
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Ell
Mallcore Kid

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:40 am 
 

[quote="dreadmeat"]Definitely vampire cat, it reminded me of this funny bat photo, quite a priceless expression on its face too!

He's good at facial expressions. Especially here, when he was expressing his joy at receiving a Christmas sweater
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Ell
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:41 am 
 

And I think the execution photo made my day...

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Napero
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:22 am 
 

corpsewithoutsoul wrote:
*pic of an axe execution and stuff*

WeeeeeEEEEEELLLLl...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day...
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corpsewithoutsoul
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:45 pm 
 

Hahaha, glad to hear it.

Since we're all posting pictures of cats... here's Odin, before his eye was removed:
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Drinking from the tap:
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He gave an eye to see better:
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~Guest 282118
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:21 pm 
 

I think the fact that you named your one eyed cat Odin is both seriously badass and adorable, Corpse.

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oogboog
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:47 pm 
 

Poor Odin, why'd he have his eye removed?

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hakarl
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:57 pm 
 

Looks like cataract, but I could be wrong.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:12 pm 
 

Yeah, looks like cataract. But it's really cool that you took good care of Odin :thumbsup: I hate people who mistreat their pets or don't give them adequate medical attention.

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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:56 pm 
 

This here is Coconut, she passed away this morning:

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I found her abandoned outside of a bowling alley with (what I assume was) her sister about four years ago. She never grew much bigger than kitten sized, so she was always funny when curled up with my other cat, who is gigantic. About three months ago, she basically stopped eating and would throw up everything she did manage to eat. I took her to the vet, who said he wasn't sure what was wrong and told me to give her this medicine and try giving her wet food. It didn't work, vet never could figure out what was wrong, nothing he suggested worked, nothing we tried on our own worked.

Not the best way to wake up, let me tell ya...
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:05 pm 
 

Condolences about your cat, you rescued her and gave her four years of good living that she wouldn't have had otherwise, so there's been a bright side for her.

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~Guest 282118
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:08 pm 
 

Sorry about Coconut, BH. It's woeful when a beloved pet dies.

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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:51 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
corpsewithoutsoul wrote:
*pic of an axe execution and stuff*

WeeeeeEEEEEELLLLl...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day...

Three or four clubs from the dull hatchet later, he has pains in his legs from a spine bruise.
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:17 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
This here is Coconut, she passed away this morning:

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I found her abandoned outside of a bowling alley with (what I assume was) her sister about four years ago. She never grew much bigger than kitten sized, so she was always funny when curled up with my other cat, who is gigantic. About three months ago, she basically stopped eating and would throw up everything she did manage to eat. I took her to the vet, who said he wasn't sure what was wrong and told me to give her this medicine and try giving her wet food. It didn't work, vet never could figure out what was wrong, nothing he suggested worked, nothing we tried on our own worked.

Not the best way to wake up, let me tell ya...

Awwwwww I am so sorry. :( :(
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:33 am 
 

Thanks y'all. I'm amazed she lasted as long as she did once she got sick. That actually makes it all the more heartbreaking. Like, goddamn we should have figured out something in those three months.
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corpsewithoutsoul
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:39 am 
 

Condolences to BastardHead, may Coconut rest peacefully. Sounds like you cared a lot for her.


Regarding Odin: Nope, not a cataract. After the eye was removed the vet dissected it and found a cat claw. I suppose he got into a scrap with another kitty whose claw became lodged in his eye. His former owners didn't think it was necessary to seek medical attention, by the time he wandered into our house - emancipated himself from his former family to live with some cooler people - he was completely blind in that eye and the lodged claw was pushing on his optic nerve, causing him a lot of discomfort. The vet scooped out his eye, sewed the socket shut and he's good as new! Odin now enjoys a fulfilled life of constant naps, a little too much food, and the occasional massacre of a mouse or small bird.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:41 am 
 

@BastardHead: I'm sorry about your loss. You said you found her with what you assume was her sister... care to elaborate?
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Ell
Mallcore Kid

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:13 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
I think the fact that you named your one eyed cat Odin is both seriously badass and adorable, Corpse.


I have to agree on this one

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Marag
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:40 am 
 

corpsewithoutsoul wrote:
His former owners didn't think it was necessary to seek medical attention

a claw lodged into his fucking eye isn't enough to seek medical attention? what dumbasses
Still, a one-eyed cat named Odin is way too cool

Sorry for your cat, BastardHead. RIP

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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:07 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
You said you found her with what you assume was her sister... care to elaborate?


I found her outside of the bowling alley I worked at at the time. My boss and I opened the back door to the little alleyway so we could get on to the roof, and when we opened the door these two kittens just came wandering inside. We took a bunch of slag and a cardboard box and made a makeshift litterbox for them (neither of them used it) and mashed up some chicken from the food court for them (they didn't eat it). One of the other mechanics and I decided to give them homes, and I chose her because when they first ran in the shop and I knelt down near them, she climbed up my pant leg, on to my back, and started rubbing the back of my neck, purring like a maniac. The other one only lasted about six months apparently before she died unexpectedly, and I don't think it was neglect since the mechanic who took her in has always had at least two pets under his care for the past thirty years, so he knew what we was doing. Who knows?
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FlaPack
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:19 pm 
 

Since this seems like a place for pet pics as much as anything:

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We miss her a lot. Had to re-home her last spring after she bit our young son on more than one occasion (in the face). She is incredibly sweet with everyone but gets very nervous around small children. It was one of those situations where every choice you can make is a bad one. I felt like such a shitty person to be giving her away but keeping her would have meant condemning her to a lonely life banished to a spare room or muzzled most of the time. Why couldn't it have been the cats?

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:22 pm 
 

@BH: Thanks for the insight. That's a really interesting and touching story.
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Derigin
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:08 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
corpsewithoutsoul wrote:
*pic of an axe execution and stuff*

WeeeeeEEEEEELLLLl...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day...

Just going to put this out there, but that is terrible form and would be an extremely painful execution. The hatchet itself, the way it's held, and the fact it'd need numerous hacks just to get right would lead to a long-lasting and brutal execution. *cringes*

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Napero
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:47 pm 
 

Derigin wrote:
Just going to put this out there, but that is terrible form and would be an extremely painful execution.

Cry me a river, liberal.
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Derigin
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:16 pm 
 

:o

Take that back, you Finnish häirikkö!

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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:31 pm 
 

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totl fafggot, w.e,

im drunk :(
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:33 pm 
 

corpsewithoutsoul wrote:
Drinking from the tap:
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QT kitty cat


I weep for all muy belvoved dead kitty-kats :(


RIP Dax, Hex, Loveable Furry... U WERE THE BEST!
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corpsewithoutsoul
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:52 pm 
 

The man on the chopping block deserved neither a merciful nor painless demise. The form, the dull axe, the empty liquor bottles strewn around the base of the stump - all intentional. Now spare me your impudence.
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BasqueStorm
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:47 pm 
 

FlaPack wrote:
Since this seems like a place for pet pics as much as anything:
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Why do you ALL post pictures of your pets?!?
I don't have one! :( LOL!

Ok, that's me this morning:

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:40 pm 
 

Me whipping my time traveling clone's ass when he suddenly dematerializes due to time paradox reasons. Hate it when that happens.
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Wilytank
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inhumanist wrote:
Me whipping my time traveling clone's ass when he suddenly dematerializes due to time paradox reasons. Hate it when that happens.
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Don't beat yourself up about it, man. :-P
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:51 pm 
 

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Now, let's do 2012 (the first post was 2009). I'm not cool enough for a vest, I love black metal (stereotype is leather jacket) but also black-thrash (stereotype is denim vest), and Eastern Canada usually requires sleeves. So, I present my denim jacket:

LIES
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The back for those interested, I'll make a new vest this year though.
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Who knew Metantoine played with that vest (sans patches) back when he was in Canned Heat. See for yourself...

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Derigin
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:29 pm 
 

Tony, kicking a leg to the right and then to the left does not equal dancing. :)

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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:15 pm 
 

It's taken 33 pages for me to notice this thread and after seeing a few pictures, I see absolutely everyone looks cooler than I do.

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dontlivefastjustdie
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:46 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
The back for those interested, I'll make a new vest this year though.
Image


Nice Withered patch there! Those dudes are great, highly underrated band!
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