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Thumbman
The Shellfish

Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:47 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:45 am 
 
dontlivefastjustdie wrote:
Nice Withered patch there! Those dudes are great, highly underrated band!

Indeed, and the whole thing is awesome. Dualities is a great album.
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:24 am 
 
omg... embarrassing drunk posts in this thread... I'm sorry, internet. :brick:
And, for the sake of content, here's some weird nutrition-related folder from (I think) the 2nd grade:

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Yes, I am the original creator of Sponge Bob!!! (I don't actually know what that square thing is supposed to be. Probably cheese).
I also could not spell for shit, apparently.


That folder is full of mimeographed worksheets... I seriously want to get one of those machines. It's purely for aesthetic/nostalgia reasons, but I think a record label specializing in releases with mimegraphed 7" sleeves would be so cool... I want to make that happen some day!

Just imagine a blotchy, purple Agathocles logo with cheesy clip-art on plain white sleeves. C'mon! That's so rad...
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VoidApostle
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:00 pm
Posts: 245
Location: Within The Vacuum of Infinity
PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:37 am 
 
"Diabetes! Fever! Germs! Flu! Cold! Virus! Disease!" It's like some sort of Nurgle war chant. :lol:
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Hircine
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:13 pm
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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:49 am 
 
Thought I'd stepped into the psychedelic thread for a second there.
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BasqueStorm
The Wettest Blanket

Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 2:21 pm
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Location: Turks and Caicos Islands
PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:31 pm 
 
Hircine wrote:
Thought I'd stepped into the psychedelic thread for a second there.

LOL!
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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:47 am
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Location: The cavern's core
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:36 am 
 
:lol: I love the dead amoeba thing next to the rather cranky octopus.
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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:28 am 
 
Are those disembodied penises with three ends next to the eggplant?
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Bede
Metal newbie

Joined: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:58 am
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:01 am 
 
inhumanist wrote:
Are those disembodied penises with three ends next to the eggplant?


Out of curiosity, have you ever done a Rorschach test? :)
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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:56 am 
 
No, but I know what 2nd graders draw. :lol:
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dragmire
Metal newbie

Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:14 pm
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Location: New York
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:30 am 
 
Wearing my new Pomegranate Tiger shirt. If you're into instrumental progressive metal definitely check these guys out.

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tomcat_ha
Minister of Boiling Water

Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:05 am
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:15 pm 
 
all im thinking is DJENT DJENT DJENT
STAY AWAY
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~Guest 132892
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:44 pm 
 
Bede wrote:
inhumanist wrote:
Are those disembodied penises with three ends next to the eggplant?


Out of curiosity, have you ever done a Rorschach test? :)

lol rorscock
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Marag
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:56 pm 
 
iAm wrote:
Bede wrote:

Out of curiosity, have you ever done a Rorschach test? :)

lol rorscock

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis my mom's vagina penis penis penis
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rabidmadman
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:29 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:58 pm 
 
2008. Questionable times, tucked in shirt, long hair...jeez what Was I thinking...?

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:08 am 
 
Yeah but, Incantation shirt so it's moot really :grin:
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NARAKU666
Metalhead

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Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:46 am 
 
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This is me at my debut gig
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dragmire
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Location: New York
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:08 am 
 
tomcat_ha wrote:
all im thinking is DJENT DJENT DJENT
STAY AWAY

What you think is wrong.
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Heavy_T_Skubbs
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:16 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:16 am 
 
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Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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Location: Argentina
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:00 am 
 
Venereal, can we call you "Count von Christmas" from now onwards?
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The instruments used are what you would expect from the little metal people: guitaloos, bassnaps, drumdrums, and voclatrons. The best things about the guitaloos are obviously the riffraffs.
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Metantoine
Lazy Wizard

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:25 am 
 
Bud Light lol
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Heavy_T_Skubbs
Metalhead

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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:11 pm 
 
Go suck down a gallon of poutine, you wannabe frog.
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OzzyApu
Metal freak

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Location: Seattle
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:47 pm 
 
I didn't know people still rocked sweaters. Ooof.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:01 pm 
 
Count_Venereal wrote:
Go suck down a gallon of poutine, you wannabe frog.

With pleasure, fellow bear.
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failsafeman
Digital Dictator

Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:45 am
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Location: In the Arena
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:19 pm 
 
That is the biggest hipster I have ever seen.
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MorbidBlood wrote:
So the winner is Destruction and Infernal Overkill is the motherfucking skullcrushing poserkilling satan-worshiping 666 FUCK YOU greatest german thrash record.
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AltarsInGore
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:49 pm
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Location: Vancouver
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:26 pm 
 
I'm more of a lurker... Some of you know me though! I like all the cat pictures <3

Kinda old, my ink.
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My son and I recently, he's 3 months old now.
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This one has been used and abused all over the net it seems.
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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Location: Across the croggy plain
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:34 pm 
 
altars .. is that a Vasaeleth shirt?

[oop]
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AltarsInGore
Metal newbie

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:37 pm 
 
Grave_Wyrm wrote:
Wicked, altars .. is that a Vasaeleth shirt?

failsafeman wrote:
That is the biggest hipster I have ever seen.

:lol:


No, it is however by the same artist, Antichrist Kramer. It's an Inquisition hoodie for Into the Infernal Regions of the Ancient Cult . I do have the Vasaeleth shirt you are thinking of though (Crypt Born & Tethered to Ruin).
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Heavy_T_Skubbs
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:16 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:42 pm 
 
failsafeman wrote:
That is the biggest hipster I have ever seen.


I will swing you around by your ridiculous ponytail.
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MushroomStamp
Metal newbie

Joined: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:07 pm
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Location: Helsinki, Finland
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:48 pm 
 
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From my student visit to Beijing last spring/summer. It was hot but not quite as horribly smoggy as we expected. Midsummer and midwinter are said to be worse in that respect.

I wrote a report about the trip, which you can read in Finnish at my former school's site:

http://www.hel.fi/hki/heltech/fi/KV+toi ... a_kiinasta
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Metantoine
Lazy Wizard

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:00 pm 
 
Nice Permanent Waves shirt!
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AltarsInGore
Metal newbie

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Location: Vancouver
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:02 pm 
 
And here are my two babies:

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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:11 pm 
 
wagga! BLASPHEMOUS ONESIE!!
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AltarsInGore
Metal newbie

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:15 pm 
 
He's got a few already! Slayer, Judas Priest and Motorhead as well :)
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TheJizzHammer
Metalhead

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 10:47 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:19 pm 
 
That Inquisition hoodie is pretty boss.

I gotta get more metal wear for my kid.
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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:24 pm 
 
That cat looks like a James Bond villain.
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Burnyoursins
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:59 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:42 pm 
 
Hahahaha, that's awesome, Altars. High five!
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SleightOfVickonomy wrote:
...no one still knows what it's supposed to be about.

Well, I reckon there's a pretty good chance it'll be about gory tits.
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rabidmadman
Metalhead

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:35 pm 
 
That kid will be listening to Disgorged on his way to pre-K. Nothing will be brutal enough by the time he reaches double digits. I like babies. I think I will try to clone Arnold Schwarzenegger and raise him as my own since I'm not interested in spawning a meat slab that resembles myself even slightly in physical form or personality.
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WaywardSon
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:48 am
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:02 pm 
 
rabidmadman wrote:
. I like babies. I think I will try to clone Arnold Schwarzenegger and raise him as my own


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rabidmadman
Metalhead

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:10 pm 
 
Junyaahhhh
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Metantoine
Lazy Wizard

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:28 pm 
 
At my birthday's party this week, I edited it for maximum lols.

There's the version for Subrick (a commission of Shouvince).
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And there's the version I posted on my facebook.
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