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Morrigan
Crone of War

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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:20 pm 
 

TheStormIRide wrote:
Unfortunately, I am not allowed to have facial hair (aside from a stupid mustache).

...That's a joke, right?
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Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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Location: Argentina
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:23 pm 
 

Well..... He is a cop..... Though I still fail to see how that prohibition makes any sense :scratch:
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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
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Location: St. Charles, Illinois
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:26 pm 
 

It's just always been that way, it's why my stepdad has sported a silly looking pornstache for the past twenty years. Clean shaven or a mustache. I thought it was that way in the military as well but you were required to shave your whole face and neck every morning in the Navy, and I never saw any one single person with a mustache.
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: Chicago
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 4:17 pm 
 

It's funny you say that Bastard because my dad was a cop and he's since been retired for about 15 years and he still rocks the porn stache.
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Thiestru
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:18 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 4:46 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
It's just always been that way, it's why my stepdad has sported a silly looking pornstache for the past twenty years. Clean shaven or a mustache. I thought it was that way in the military as well but you were required to shave your whole face and neck every morning in the Navy, and I never saw any one single person with a mustache.


When was this? I've been in the Navy for nearly ten years, and mustaches have always been allowed.
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TheStormIRide
Certified Poser

Joined: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:45 pm
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Location: Brazildonesia
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 4:46 pm 
 

My dad is a retired cop and still has the stache. Like I said, I have like no hair left on top of my head (freaking genetics). If I could compensate with a huge beard I would, but since most police departments are stuck in 1905, I cannot have any facial hair aside from a mustache.

Oh and the ends of the stache can't go past the corner of your mouth. Sideburns can't go past the middle of the ear lobe. And... you can't have hair that falls over your ears, unless you're a female. If you are a female and have long hair, it has to be pinned down so the hair doesn't touch your shirt collar.

Pretty bogus, right? But, at least I'll be retired by the time I'm 45.
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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 7:08 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 6:12 pm 
 

Nah dude, makes sense. If you have a longer beard/longer hair/loose hair, perps can grab you by it (it's a small detail, but it makes sense). If I'm a criminal, and a cop is tackling me, chasing, whatever - I'll do anything to get out of it, even if it means grab one by her hair.
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OzzyApu
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:11 am
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Location: Seattle
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 6:17 pm 
 

Thiestru wrote:
BastardHead wrote:
It's just always been that way, it's why my stepdad has sported a silly looking pornstache for the past twenty years. Clean shaven or a mustache. I thought it was that way in the military as well but you were required to shave your whole face and neck every morning in the Navy, and I never saw any one single person with a mustache.


When was this? I've been in the Navy for nearly ten years, and mustaches have always been allowed.

Same. I've known quite a few guys growing a stache (almost always done as a goof). I myself did it - it just had to be tapered. In basic training yeah you're required to shave completely, but not in the actual military.
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 8:37 pm 
 

TheStormIRide wrote:
But, at least I'll be retired by the time I'm 45.


Damn that's awesome. I'm in the same boat as you though (44 for me) you must've started pretty young ehh?
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TheStormIRide
Certified Poser

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Location: Brazildonesia
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 8:43 pm 
 

Actually I started at 25. One of the few perks / fringe benefits of my department is 20 and out, regardless of age. Fifteen to go!
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

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Location: Chicago
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:33 pm 
 

Damn 20 is nice, at my place it's 25 and out so I've only got 18 years left so I'll be 44 when it's time for me to go. :hyper:
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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
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Location: St. Charles, Illinois
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 12:04 pm 
 

OzzyApu wrote:
Thiestru wrote:
When was this? I've been in the Navy for nearly ten years, and mustaches have always been allowed.

Same. I've known quite a few guys growing a stache (almost always done as a goof). I myself did it - it just had to be tapered. In basic training yeah you're required to shave completely, but not in the actual military.


I guess just nobody in RTC wanted one then :lol:
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Thiestru
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 2:38 pm 
 

Well, it is RTC. That's hardly the real Navy.
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MutantClannfear
Blank Czech

Joined: Thu May 27, 2010 12:12 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 10:27 pm 
 

MalignantThrone wrote:
People with afros, get in here. I want to compare.
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Nine months and a recent shower later...
*snip*


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Thumbman
The Shellfish

Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:47 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 10:29 pm 
 

It's taking over and has a mind of it's own, soon it will eat him alive and become solely it's own entity.
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TheStormIRide
Certified Poser

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Location: Brazildonesia
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 10:48 pm 
 

I feeling more of a cousin It, only with curlies.
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GuntherTheUndying
Crimson King, Eater of Worlds

Joined: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:36 pm
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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 11:19 pm 
 

ANationalAcrobat wrote:
I love Robert Vagina's egg head.

This made me laugh really, really hard. Fuck.
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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:46 am 
 

MutantClannfear wrote:
Nine months and a recent shower later...

Ew, you shower only once in nine months? :eek:

No wonder your hair is planning a hostile takeover. :-D
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Metal81
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:33 pm
Posts: 240
Location: United States
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:39 am 
 

I'm certainly more of a lurker here (not the creepy kind), but I love this thread idea and felt compelled to join the fun.

Making pancakes like a boss http://i.imgur.com/2SopLI2.jpg

Looking like a douche whilst visiting the botanical garden with my lady. http://i.imgur.com/sphov1t.jpg

My most epic graduate school convocation picture (note the professor in the red at the top right seemingly disapproving of my Freddie Mercury pose). http://i.imgur.com/f607kvb.jpg

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~Guest 293033
Metalhead

Joined: Thu May 17, 2012 8:16 pm
Posts: 483
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 5:05 pm 
 

That Asian guy in the second photo.

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Metal81
Metal newbie

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:35 am 
 

That guy is pretty awesome. Needless to say I felt a little out of place at an orchid show, with most people looking like that fine young man. My girlfriend came to the Enslaved/Pallbearer show the weekend before, so I had to play nice and go to a flower exibition.

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the_raytownian
Veteran

Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:09 am
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 6:11 pm 
 

PHIOLO PHROG!!!!!:

I CHAKLLENGE YOU TO A DROOL!:

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*alcoholixc fist bump*

it's 5 on a firday, but i dont have to work tomorrow so wutevz. :hail:
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MutantClannfear
Blank Czech

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:12 pm 
 

Metal81, you look sort of like Jens Kidman. Especially in that second photo.

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Nochielo
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:20 am
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Location: Puerto Rico
PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:16 pm 
 

MutantClannfear wrote:
People with afros, get in here. I want to compare.
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Holy fuck. My hair looks exactly like this.
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MutantClannfear
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:17 pm 
 

Nochielo wrote:
MutantClannfear wrote:
People with afros, get in here. I want to compare.
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Holy fuck. My hair looks exactly like this.

Show me!

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iamntbatman
Chaos Breed

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Location: Tyrn Gorthad
PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:37 pm 
 

Metal81 wrote:
I'm certainly more of a lurker here (not the creepy kind), but I love this thread idea and felt compelled to join the fun.

Making pancakes like a boss http://i.imgur.com/2SopLI2.jpg

Looking like a douche whilst visiting the botanical garden with my lady. http://i.imgur.com/sphov1t.jpg

My most epic graduate school convocation picture (note the professor in the red at the top right seemingly disapproving of my Freddie Mercury pose). http://i.imgur.com/f607kvb.jpg


I have that Absu shirt \m/

What botanic garden is that?
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Nochielo
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:05 am 
 

They say first impressions are important so let's show the sexy first (second one is an homage to Starmere's awesome pics):
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...and now bear witness to the 'fro-titudeness(...?)
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MutantClannfear
Blank Czech

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:24 am 
 

Ha, you weren't kidding. :lol: This might sound weird, but I see bits of my father and one of my siblings in you. I'm sure you could pass yourself off as a distant relative of mine if you had to. ;)

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MutantClannfear
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:36 am 
 

The 'Fro on full display:

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Kveldulfr
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:36 am 
 

Fuck, I miss my hair.

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Subrick
Metal freak

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:50 am 
 

You look like Hellhammer.
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MalignantTyrant
Metalhead

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:19 pm 
 

Hellhammer is that you? Subrick was right...suspicious hippo is suspicious
When I get my facial piercings then I may post some pics, probably not, though, seeing as how I look like a clown
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Metantoine
Big Beautiful Famgot

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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:26 pm 
 

Magnificent curls!
My aunt's dog is a cutie!
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Extra pug attack!
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BasqueStorm
The Wettest Blanket

Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 2:21 pm
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Location: Turks and Caicos Islands
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:15 pm 
 

Kveldulfr wrote:
Fuck, I miss my hair.

I'm starting to get tired of mine! LOL!

Subrick wrote:
You look like Hellhammer.

No way.

Nice pictures, guys!
Some days ago in the apartment in Lanzarote where we went for diving one week:

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tomcat_ha
Minister of Boiling Water

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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:16 pm 
 

\o/

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Morrigan
Crone of War

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:03 pm 
 

Kveldulfr wrote:
Fuck, I miss my hair.

Don't tell me you cut off that glorious mane?
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I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
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Marag
Veteran

Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:55 pm
Posts: 2775
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:05 pm 
 

MutantClannfear wrote:
The 'Fro on full display:

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Holy shit, your hair must be like 20% of your bodyweight.

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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:55 pm
Posts: 3921
Location: Across the croggy plain
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:23 pm 
 

Morrigan wrote:
Kveldulfr wrote:
Fuck, I miss my hair.

Don't tell me you cut off that glorious mane?

Yeah the first picture he put up it's shorn. This one made my hair envy red line.
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Kveldulfr
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:30 pm 
 

Morrigan wrote:
Kveldulfr wrote:
Fuck, I miss my hair.

Don't tell me you cut off that glorious mane?


Sadly, I can't work as an auditor for a company here with that hair. The only way is having my own business.

I had my hair longer than that once, when I was in Uni. Same curly hair but long to the butt. Chicks loved it and envied me at the same time, 'twas a huge plus to get laid, especially at gigs where I played.
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Metal81
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:33 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:13 pm 
 

MutantClannfear wrote:
Metal81, you look sort of like Jens Kidman. Especially in that second photo.


I'll take that as a compliment! I've also been told I look like Johan Edlund when I shave, but I think most white guys with shaved heads look pretty damn similar!



iamntbatman wrote:
Metal81 wrote:
I'm certainly more of a lurker here (not the creepy kind), but I love this thread idea and felt compelled to join the fun.

Making pancakes like a boss http://i.imgur.com/2SopLI2.jpg

Looking like a douche whilst visiting the botanical garden with my lady. http://i.imgur.com/sphov1t.jpg

My most epic graduate school convocation picture (note the professor in the red at the top right seemingly disapproving of my Freddie Mercury pose). http://i.imgur.com/f607kvb.jpg


I have that Absu shirt \m/

What botanic garden is that?


It is in The New York Botanical Garden in The Bronx. A little oasis of green in the middle of an otherwise shitty area. Pretty cool place overall, and one of the only places in NYC that one can get away from noise and crowds.

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