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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

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Location: The cavern's core
PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:53 am 
 

Massive props to the dude in the Dismember shirt :metal:
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tomcat_ha
Minister of Boiling Water

Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:05 am
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:39 pm 
 

CrushedRevelation wrote:
Or large, overpriced watches.


hey now thats my job

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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:34 pm 
 

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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:16 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:44 pm 
 

I cry myself to sleep every night, knowing I'll never be as handsome as Derigin.

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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
Posts: 5898
Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:59 pm 
 

Most of us do.
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:08 pm 
 

I cry myself to sleep for many reasons, but Derigin's sexiness just adds to the pile.

How are you not bathing in women?
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
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Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:17 pm 
 

Maybe he is, but he's just too much of a gentleman to talk about it.
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Morrigan
Crone of War

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:27 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:20 pm 
 

He probably puts them to sleep with long droning oral essays about Canadian politics... :D
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:39 pm 
 

I can attest to having fallen asleep mid conversation with Derigin.
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:00 pm 
 

Morrigan wrote:
He probably puts them to sleep with long droning oral essays about Canadian politics... :D

*first date*
Derigin: How much do you know of Canadian politics?
Girl: Not a lot.
Derigin: Oh, goody...!
:D
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:07 pm 
 

Actually I usually give lectures about Roman history *shrugs*

But no, I am single. Have been for a while now.
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:21 pm 
 

Derigin wrote:
Actually I usually give lectures about Roman history *shrugs*

Derigin: Do you know much about Roman history?
Girl: I saw that movie "300" years ago.
Derigin: *buries face in hands*

Derigin wrote:
But no, I am single. Have been for a while now.

I take it you're not interested in a relationship? I reckon if you were actively looking it wouldn't take you long to find a nice girl. :)
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Metal81
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:33 pm
Posts: 251
Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:06 pm 
 

Got hitched a few days ago! My wife signed off on letting me use Behemoth's Chant for Ezkaton as our entrance song at the wedding, which I'll be eternally grateful for :hyper: :hyper:

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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:23 pm 
 

^ Awesome!
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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
Posts: 7735
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:27 pm 
 

Damn. That's love for real. You guys look happy as, and I hope that lasts forever man. She's a keeper clearly!

My girlfriend got a kitty. His name is Castro. Catstro, if you will. We are buddies:

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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:29 pm 
 

MikeyC wrote:
Derigin wrote:
But no, I am single. Have been for a while now.

I take it you're not interested in a relationship? I reckon if you were actively looking it wouldn't take you long to find a nice girl. :)

Nah, I am. I just haven't met anyone that I'm all that interested in (or who is likewise interested in me)
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:04 pm 
 

Jonpo wrote:
Catstro

Aww, nice cat.

Derigin wrote:
Nah, I am. I just haven't met anyone that I'm all that interested in (or who is likewise interested in me)

It's a tough game but you have genetics on your side so keep at it. :)
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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:21 am
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Location: 717
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:17 pm 
 

MikeyC wrote:
Morrigan wrote:
He probably puts them to sleep with long droning oral essays about Canadian politics... :D

*first date*
Derigin: How much do you know of Canadian politics?
Girl: Not a lot.
Derigin: Oh, goody...!
:D


Reminds me of one of my better looking friends who set his Facebook picture as him sliding down a slip'n'slide fully clothed, and his friend just kept making memes with that picture. Like *When she finds out you're a librarian* or "Hey, is that your girlfriend? Allow me to introduce myself."
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theposega
Mezla

Joined: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:42 pm
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Location: Neo-Allegheny City
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:49 pm 
 

cool cat there, jonpo

and damn you, derigin

me before going to yesterday's game to watch the pitiful defense crumble at the last second.
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and here's poe, one of my cats. he's a bit of a grumper sometimes, but he's also a huge fan of laps, almost annoyingly so.
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Master_Of_Thrash
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:57 pm
Posts: 2020
Location: Ceh, neh, deh
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:00 am 
 

^I wouldn't fuck with you if I walked past you at night.
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droneriot
cisgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
Posts: 10812
Location: Spahn Ranch
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 8:50 am 
 

Are you talking to the cat?
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Master_Of_Thrash
Metalhead

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Location: Ceh, neh, deh
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:28 pm 
 

I hope that's a rhetorical question. :lol:
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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:11 pm
Posts: 6818
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 11:02 am 
 

That cat's face is 100% "HEY, I'M WALKIN' HERE." Like he's -just- pissed that you're in his way.

Is it just me or am I kinda looking like Tom Warrior?

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Sepulchrave
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:29 pm
Posts: 1994
PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 1:06 pm 
 

If his lips existed, maybe.
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droneriot
cisgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:43 pm 
 

Nine years ago, I think I might have been into black metal back then...

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Festivus
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:26 pm
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Location: Portugal
PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:44 pm 
 

That's a pretty badass photo, actually.
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droneriot
cisgender

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:24 pm 
 

Ironically during the shot I contemplated a story told to me by the then Mystic Circle keyboardist around the turn of the century. I had their album back then and there's a shot of him on the back cover with a huge long mane, met him backstage at a show shaved bald. Asked him what the hell happened, he said it was the combination of too much alcohol and trying to cook with the gas stove in the tour bus. Thankfully, unlike him, I survived the above photo unharmed (aside from the inescapable hangover.)

So it's a black metal shot that's better than Mystic Circle, something to be proud of, for sure.
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
Posts: 3006
Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:49 am 
 

Crick wrote:
Is it just me or am I kinda looking like Tom Warrior?

It's just you, dude. You definitely don't like like Tom G. Warrior. However, you DO look like that clown in the Lacrimosa covers/logo.
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hakarl
Metel fraek

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 5:50 pm 
 

Preaching the word
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tomcat_ha
Minister of Boiling Water

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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:56 pm 
 

not interested in seeing you, where is mister pig!

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Acrobat
Eric Olthwaite

Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:53 am
Posts: 8854
Location: Yorkshire
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:27 pm 
 

Balding already. Is that an EMG-loaded Les Paul going straight into a Metal Zone, I see?
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:15 pm 
 

Erosion, Zodi and myself! We got one with Wilytank but it's a bit too dark, we'll take some better ones tonight.
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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

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Location: Oswego, Illinois
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:28 pm 
 

Ero actually texted me yesterday to say "Dude, I know it's a well known fact that Zodi is super tall but holy shit you really can't understand until you see him in person". Since I've actually met Ero before and have a gauge on how tall he is (we're about the same height if anybody is wondering for some reason, I might be a smidgen taller), seeing pics of them next together actually does hammer home how inhumanly gigantic he is.
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Sepulchrave
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:36 pm 
 

Wait so this isn't perceptive illusion or Metantoine and EoH crouching or anything. Holy shit we're nothing but hobbits.
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:48 pm 
 

Yeah no, no tricks.
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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:07 pm 
 

Zodi doesn't look at people. He looms over them.

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Acrobat
Eric Olthwaite

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:27 pm 
 

They took the escalator to the top of Zodi.
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:39 pm 
 

That's a really cool photo. :)
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:30 am 
 

Zodi attracts women by doing absolutely nothing. He just stands there like a beacon of pure giant sex.
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Napero
GedankenPanzer

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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 7:03 am 
 

Zodi kinda looks like a 2:1 scale model of Tuomas Holopainen in that pic.
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