Massive props to the dude in the Dismember shirt

hey now thats my job

I cry myself to sleep every night, knowing I'll never be as handsome as Derigin.

Most of us do.

I cry myself to sleep for many reasons, but Derigin's sexiness just adds to the pile.

How are you not bathing in women?

Maybe he is, but he's just too much of a gentleman to talk about it.

He probably puts them to sleep with long droning oral essays about Canadian politics...

I can attest to having fallen asleep mid conversation with Derigin.

*first date*
Derigin: How much do you know of Canadian politics?
Girl: Not a lot.
Derigin: Oh, goody...!

Actually I usually give lectures about Roman history *shrugs*

But no, I am single. Have been for a while now.

Derigin: Do you know much about Roman history?
Girl: I saw that movie "300" years ago.
Derigin: *buries face in hands*


I take it you're not interested in a relationship? I reckon if you were actively looking it wouldn't take you long to find a nice girl.

Got hitched a few days ago! My wife signed off on letting me use Behemoth's Chant for Ezkaton as our entrance song at the wedding, which I'll be eternally grateful for

^ Awesome!

Damn. That's love for real. You guys look happy as, and I hope that lasts forever man. She's a keeper clearly!

My girlfriend got a kitty. His name is Castro. Catstro, if you will. We are buddies:

Nah, I am. I just haven't met anyone that I'm all that interested in (or who is likewise interested in me)

Aww, nice cat.


It's a tough game but you have genetics on your side so keep at it.

Reminds me of one of my better looking friends who set his Facebook picture as him sliding down a slip'n'slide fully clothed, and his friend just kept making memes with that picture. Like *When she finds out you're a librarian* or "Hey, is that your girlfriend? Allow me to introduce myself."

cool cat there, jonpo

and damn you, derigin

me before going to yesterday's game to watch the pitiful defense crumble at the last second.


and here's poe, one of my cats. he's a bit of a grumper sometimes, but he's also a huge fan of laps, almost annoyingly so.

^I wouldn't fuck with you if I walked past you at night.

Are you talking to the cat?

I hope that's a rhetorical question.

That cat's face is 100% "HEY, I'M WALKIN' HERE." Like he's -just- pissed that you're in his way.

Is it just me or am I kinda looking like Tom Warrior?

If his lips existed, maybe.

Nine years ago, I think I might have been into black metal back then...

That's a pretty badass photo, actually.

Ironically during the shot I contemplated a story told to me by the then Mystic Circle keyboardist around the turn of the century. I had their album back then and there's a shot of him on the back cover with a huge long mane, met him backstage at a show shaved bald. Asked him what the hell happened, he said it was the combination of too much alcohol and trying to cook with the gas stove in the tour bus. Thankfully, unlike him, I survived the above photo unharmed (aside from the inescapable hangover.)

So it's a black metal shot that's better than Mystic Circle, something to be proud of, for sure.

It's just you, dude. You definitely don't like like Tom G. Warrior. However, you DO look like that clown in the Lacrimosa covers/logo.

Preaching the word

not interested in seeing you, where is mister pig!

Balding already. Is that an EMG-loaded Les Paul going straight into a Metal Zone, I see?

Erosion, Zodi and myself! We got one with Wilytank but it's a bit too dark, we'll take some better ones tonight.

Ero actually texted me yesterday to say "Dude, I know it's a well known fact that Zodi is super tall but holy shit you really can't understand until you see him in person". Since I've actually met Ero before and have a gauge on how tall he is (we're about the same height if anybody is wondering for some reason, I might be a smidgen taller), seeing pics of them next together actually does hammer home how inhumanly gigantic he is.

Wait so this isn't perceptive illusion or Metantoine and EoH crouching or anything. Holy shit we're nothing but hobbits.

Yeah no, no tricks.

Zodi doesn't look at people. He looms over them.

They took the escalator to the top of Zodi.

That's a really cool photo.

Zodi attracts women by doing absolutely nothing. He just stands there like a beacon of pure giant sex.

Zodi kinda looks like a 2:1 scale model of Tuomas Holopainen in that pic.