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Pogo
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:06 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 10:58 pm 
 

Trashy_Rambo wrote:
I left the house for a couple of hours, and my idiot dog managed to get himself stuck in the cord for the blinds.
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He looks so fucking proud of himself. "Hey! Look what I did! Isn't it great!"

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iamntbatman
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Location: Tyrn Gorthad
PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 11:29 pm 
 

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A few years old, but this photo is the highlight of my life:
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I love every single thing about this photo. You've got three different people doing the "hey let's do a pose where we act like rollercoasters don't even thrill us" thing, but all three in wildly different ways, with one screaming and one regularly excited woman for comparison, then you've got some weird windmill built out of guitars from the second crusade that are being used as flags, then you've got the super white trash Ford rollercoaster itself, then the weird cropping job because it's a photo of a photo...it's just perfect.
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Napero
GedankenPanzer

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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:27 pm 
 

Horna the Cat being handsome:
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Meeeewww lady....
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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:31 pm 
 

OMFG hahahaha
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
Posts: 5742
Location: Chicago
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:11 pm 
 

<3 <3 <3
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droneriot
incelgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
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Location: Spahn Ranch
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:46 pm 
 

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Pogo
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:06 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:49 pm 
 

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That's probably the best Mischa picture I've seen because of all the detail.

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Resident_Hazard
Possessed by Starscream's Ghost

Joined: Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:33 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:53 am 
 

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Not sure if this will work. The shirt underneath is not regulation, but I did wear the Mass Effect N7 patch during my last drill weekend, which confused a few people. Last picture I took of me in this get-up as I was done with it all the same weekend I took the picture.
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 7:01 am 
 

Well, welcome back to civilian life (I presume?)
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Resident_Hazard
Possessed by Starscream's Ghost

Joined: Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:33 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 7:58 pm 
 

Derigin wrote:
Well, welcome back to civilian life (I presume?)


Ha, thanks, been back for a while. Thankfully no longer in, so not at the whims of a crazed orange.

Here's a fun story:

With the Guard, I had a "6 and 2 contract", so 6 years of active drilling status, and two years where I was effectively out, but they could re-activate me if they so wanted or needed or I did not throw the reactivation letter in the garbage and pretend it never arrived. Some time towards or just after the end of this 2-year period, I told my girlfriend at the time that I had rejoined the Army and was going to be deployed later in the year. She was used to my sarcastic stories of this nature and went "okay, have fun."

The next day while I was out (either work or school), two guys from the Army Reserves showed up to the house and she went into WTF mode and thought, however briefly, that I had not been joking. She got mad at me, initially, for not telling her I was back in more seriously. Then it turned out they had just stopped by because the Army Reserves guys wanted to recruit me, and my comedic timing officially peaked.

The Army likes to save money on getting people, so apparently, Reserves will try to pick up Guard or Active (normal) Army people if they can pad their numbers that way. Training new people costs a fortune. Easier to see if the guy almost out of the Guard wants to transfer over to Reserves, evidently.

Still, ha ha!
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MetalCuresHeadaches
Metalhead

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 8:56 pm 
 

Can't pass up the chance to share dog photos.

Downgraded to a chihuahua because of apartment living. This is Bella:
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My mother also happened to adopt a senior chi earlier this year named Gracie Mae. I snagged these when I came to visit for a few days:
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 9:09 pm 
 

'Murica
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Smoking_Gnu
Chicago Favorite

Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:22 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 9:13 pm 
 

Resident_Hazard wrote:
but I did wear the Mass Effect N7 patch during my last drill weekend, which confused a few people.


Holy shit, that's amazing. :lol:
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In the end- in life- aren't we all sort of wearing corpse-paint in front of a crowd of strangers? Or is that the most pathetic metal-themed analogy ever uttered? I cannot tell, but I feel a bit ashamed now.

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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: Chicago
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 9:13 pm 
 

Excuse me, but the proper name of our country is "Murica, Fuck Yeah. Please make sure you use the correct spelling next time.
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Resident_Hazard
Possessed by Starscream's Ghost

Joined: Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:33 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 3:18 pm 
 

Erosion of Humanity wrote:
Excuse me, but the proper name of our country is "Murica, Fuck Yeah. Please make sure you use the correct spelling next time.


I was pretty sure the name of the United States is now more along the lines of "Sorry! Sorry everybody! We don't really know what happened either. It's a county."

Or maybe that's the tagline that should be on our money now.
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Myrkrarfar
Metal newbie

Joined: Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:27 pm
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Location: North of you
PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 9:04 am 
 

Trying to look grvm in the spring sun:
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droneriot
incelgender

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Location: Spahn Ranch
PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 4:33 pm 
 

Fun fact: I look rotten when I have the flu.

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Derigin
The Mountain Man

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 7:13 pm 
 

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Thrashman1997
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Thu May 04, 2017 6:19 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 2:27 am 
 

Well I've only been here for like two days but I suppose y'all can see my ugly mug.

https://gyazo.com/4313da007fece43e7cc7448324774239
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:55 pm
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Location: Across the croggy plain
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 3:11 am 
 

Perhaps the board's only cyclops. Interesting.
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Pogo
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Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:06 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 6:55 pm 
 

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My folks got a puppy. Finally I can contribute a pet photo.

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Storm of the Light's Bane
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 8:28 pm 
 

And another pet picture!
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Thrashman1997
Mallcore Kid

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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 9:57 pm 
 

Grave_Wyrm wrote:
Perhaps the board's only cyclops. Interesting.


Hah, thanks :P
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SweetLeaf95
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 11:44 pm 
 

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Graduated college yesterday in Engineering CAD Technology. Dude in the very front is me on the first picture, to the right in the second.
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2017 5:08 am 
 

Congratulations, SweetLeaf! That's an amazing achievement and you should be proud. :thumbsup:
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SweetLeaf95
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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2017 11:02 pm 
 

Thanks man! Cheers!
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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2017 11:36 am 
 

I had a really good Mother's Day and my girl snapped a few photos. Here's me and the notorious Oscar (aka Poot, Pootie, Poot Meister Flex, Robert, Roberto):

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He ain't havin' that mirth.
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aloof
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Location: never neverland, palm trees by the sea
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2017 2:21 pm 
 

binning your old glass door is so metal! :p
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Metantoine
Big Beautiful Famgot

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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2017 2:32 pm 
 

Congrats SweetLeaf. Well deserved boozing!
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Metantoine, what does "fam" stand for, "familiar"? Like a witch's familiar?!...Have you been playing d & D again?...

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SweetLeaf95
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2017 1:36 am 
 

Thanks man! \m/
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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Location: Across the croggy plain
PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2017 1:45 am 
 

That's a great laugh, Jonpo.

MikeyC wrote:
Congratulations, SweetLeaf! That's an amazing achievement and you should be proud. :thumbsup:

Yeah, same here. As a recent grad myself, I'm in full support.
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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 11:02 am 
 

Hahah thanks man, my girl caught me mid-cackle.

aloof: Not to mention the chinos and v-neck! What can I say, I'm a Heavy Metal Maniac!!
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Emptiness Cycle
Metalhead

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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 11:21 am 
 

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You're NEVER too metal for a ballpool.

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SweetLeaf95
Metalhead

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 1:07 am 
 

Grave: Congrats to you too then, what did you major in?
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 7:08 am 
 

Some shots from MDF. The one with another guy is the singer of Captain Cleanoff.

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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 11:27 am 
 

are those frankfurters on your pants? :D slightly more nosy question you've been asked 1k times, what does your tattoo say?
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 11:54 am 
 

Those are Malignancy leggings. As for the tattoo.... well it's a dumb quote from an even dumber song. I thought I was cool at 19.
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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 11:58 am 
 

It looks more like you went to Burning Man than MDF, but that last picture is such a keeper. That should be an everyday look for you my man.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 12:04 pm 
 

Hahaha. Well the glasses and leggings were just a joke. I wanted to most ignorant shit I could find. It worked out really well for me actually, really well. The hat was not mine, I was just borrowing it for a while. Unfortunately I mo longer have those glasses.
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Liquid_Braino
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:43 pm 
 

Found a pretty funny photo of myself back in 1993, when cheapness and quantity mattered most...
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I was a party animal with a lot of friends and played guitar in various bands, but had no prospects (I was a dishwasher/prep cook at a hotel by day) and didn't expect to be around too long.

24 years later, I'm a grizzled old fuck...
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...but I'm also a senior scientist at a pharmaceutical company with a family, and still have a few at the pub now and then (high quality IPA's now), but way less. Hell, both of my sisters can drink me under the table...I know this because they did last night.

I just lost an old friend to liver failure (gave up on life and drank himself to death), so I'll just say never give up because you never know what could happen in the future.

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