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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:43 am 
 

ThePoop wrote:
So Lil Wayne is being read his last rites and is in critical condition, and things aren't lookin too good. Thoughts?


He's back from the dead. The mortal's fears in Transylwaynian dreams came true!

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:44 am 
 

Please never say "Transylwanian" ever again, dude. That word is depressing to just look at.
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volutetheswarth
Our Lady of Perpetual Butthurt

Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:37 pm
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:51 am 
 

Harlem Shake reached the news here and the dreaded morning talk show. I personally have nothing against it, the music is bearable and on occasion certain randomness can provide a chuckle if done well. What I don't like is the large amount of weaker versions being sprouted which miss the point. I thankfully haven't seen "The Harlem Struggle" or the one with the additional words of "Poop Edition". :ugh:

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hey
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:55 am 
 

Zodijackyl wrote:
The mortal's fears in Transylwaynian dreams came true!

I found this to be way funnier than I should have.

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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:34 am 
 

Goddammit I am sick to death of these scammers calling from "Windows technical support" (yeah, right :roll: ) to gain access to my computer to fix "viruses" or "errors" it's allegedly sending out. Fuck off already you cunts! I'm onto you! Just had an interesting conversation with one. FUCK YOU.
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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:49 am 
 

lol, Varg changed his name to Louis Cachet. That's great.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:50 am 
 

Degial is pretty good Morbid Angel worship methinks. Partly because they don't try to be Morbid Angel.

Metalfuckingrules wrote:
There's still no sight of Judas Priest or Motorhead.

Who?
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If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?

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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:12 am 
 

Crick wrote:
lol, Varg changed his name to Louis Cachet. That's great.

...what? Link?
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Crick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:18 am 
 

Check his MA artist profile page.
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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:20 am 
 

Crick wrote:
lol, Varg changed his name to Louis Cachet. That's great.

Uh, why?
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Also hopefully they take it as a sign they're not meant to make more albums.

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Crick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:23 am 
 

See above.
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Mike_64
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:30 am 
 

http://www.fuse.tv/2013/03/metallica-yeah-supercut

The best part is when he says "yeah".
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Last time I went on 4chan I saw a dude surrounded by a ton of dicks and decided to get off.

Well, that's not uncommon at all. Many people go on 4chan in order to get off.

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mindshadow
Echoes in an empty cranium

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:41 am 
 

Crick wrote:
lol, Varg changed his name to Louis Cachet. That's great.



It's an anagram :roll:

Spoiler: show
Clietus Choa :)
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:43 am 
 

Yeah! Yeah? Yeah.
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Twin_guitar_attack
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:15 am 
 

inhumanist wrote:
Yeah! Yeah? Yeah.


I've wanted for ages for someone to make one of all the times where RJD uses the word Rainbow, from Elf, up until the heaven and hell album. Or at least just see a list of all the times he does.

Also does anyone else pick up on how often Ozzy sings "yeah" or "Oh Lord yeah!" on the early sabbath stuff? I pointed it out to my housemate when we were listening to Paranoid, and it's a hell of a lot.

Seeing Suffocation with Cephalic Carnage in May. Don't know a great deal about the latter, but I'd say the former are probably up there with Immolation and Autopsy for my top 3 DM bands, so looking forward to that!
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Scorntyrant
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:18 am 
 

Wilytank wrote:
Let's all talk about our faith in the Emperor of Mankind instead.

We can start by looking at a well done miniature of one of his elite warriors:
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I did not make this miniature.



This is what's going on in my kitchen at the moment: 7 thousand points a side 40k

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"I think the average person thinks I'm a fucking nut and I deserve whatever happens to me."

"My intentions were not to fascinate the world with my personality."

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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:30 am 
 

Scorntyrant, you must have a very understanding girlfriend. If that was our place and my fishing gear, there would be some words exchanged :-P
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Desperta_Ferro
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:42 am 
 

Golden Throne! who needs a girlfriend when there's foul xenos to be crushed?

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Scorntyrant
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:22 am 
 

hehe, whilst I do have a most understanding ladyfriend, we don't live together. And most of the time all that stuff lives in the glass cabinets in my mancave. The boards are usually stacked in the spare room.
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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:28 am 
 

Ahh that explains it then haha. My wife complains whenever I have my "things" lying around, and the money I spend on them... a man needs their toys...
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mindshadow
Echoes in an empty cranium

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:43 am 
 

I like the teleporter(?) bit, I suppose a girl would mistake it for drinking glasses and a cereal bowl :roll:
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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:15 am 
 

Apparently Lil Wayne had his seizure after shooting a music video with Nicki Minaj.

On another note, I wonder if there has been an uptick in the number of people who suffered a seizure while watching American Idol recently...
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And they'll tell you black is really white - The moon is just the sun at night - And when you walk in golden halls - You get to keep the gold that falls - It's Heaven and Hell
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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:33 am 
 

Goatfangs wrote:
Apparently Lil Wayne had his seizure after shooting a music video with Nicki Minaj.


No shit. I don't see how anyone wouldn't have seizure after spending time in that... abominations presence.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:41 am 
 

^ Word. Conan did a lil' segment where he melded Obama and Minaj into one person. Very unsettling but hilarious nonetheless.

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Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:30 am 
 

Twin_guitar_attack wrote:
I've wanted for ages for someone to make one of all the times where RJD uses the word Rainbow, from Elf, up until the heaven and hell album. Or at least just see a list of all the times he does.

If there's gonna be a Dio compilation, then it'll be made of all the times he yelled "look out". This isn't negotiable.
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Marag
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:01 pm 
 

Crick wrote:
lol, Varg changed his name to Louis Cachet. That's great.

ditching his norsk arysk name for a french one? how un-aryan of him, just lost 100 kvlt points in my book

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~Guest 293033
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:23 pm 
 

Marag wrote:
Crick wrote:
lol, Varg changed his name to Louis Cachet. That's great.

ditching his norsk arysk name for a french one? how un-aryan of him, just lost 100 kvlt points in my book

As a romantic gesture, no less.

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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:46 pm 
 

He must've unearthed some reconstructed cave paintings on a website that (interpreted in the correct way, of course) provide conclusive proof that the French are in actuality the true Aryans.
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Empyreal
The Final Frontier

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:47 pm 
 

Just started playing Blood Ceremony's Living with the Ancients - this riff fuckin' smokes! Can't wait to hear the rest of the album. Damn, should have heard these guys a while ago.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:49 pm 
 

Scorntyrant wrote:
Wilytank wrote:
Let's all talk about our faith in the Emperor of Mankind instead.

We can start by looking at a well done miniature of one of his elite warriors:
Spoiler: show
Image

I did not make this miniature.



This is what's going on in my kitchen at the moment: 7 thousand points a side 40k

Spoiler: show
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Image

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Stop wasting your time and work on the new Ignivomous!!!!! :-P You should perhaps post that in the Board game thread by the way, just to keep it alive!

I wonder if Varg can speak French well...

Empy, the debut is better but they're very cool, Annick Giroux from Cauchemar will do the artwork for the new album \m/ You should consider coming to Wings of Metal in August to see them with Manilla Road, Satan and more!
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Empyreal
The Final Frontier

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:52 pm 
 

I'll be free in August, so we'll see. It depends if I can get some kind of stable financial base before that...would love to see those bands though, for sure.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:02 pm 
 

Varg figured out that the name Varg was just as jewish as ear piercings.
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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:
So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:05 pm 
 

Maybe Varg is, in fact, a self-hating Jew in disguise. Haven't you guys considered that?
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droneriot wrote:
The instruments used are what you would expect from the little metal people: guitaloos, bassnaps, drumdrums, and voclatrons. The best things about the guitaloos are obviously the riffraffs.

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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:09 pm 
 

No, up till now I'd just been running on the assumption that he was a moron.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:15 pm 
 

Those two things aren't mutually exclusive, Starmere :-D
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droneriot wrote:
The instruments used are what you would expect from the little metal people: guitaloos, bassnaps, drumdrums, and voclatrons. The best things about the guitaloos are obviously the riffraffs.

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Thashierthanthou
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:19 pm 
 

I saw Green Day last night. Billie Joe had a toilet paper gun and covered the crowd in toilet paper. That alone makes it by far the best show I've ever seen.
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opet is tree metal! there early albums talk about trees!

They should have talked about why failsafeman sucks!

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:56 pm 
 

You have weird standards.
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Under_Starmere wrote:
iHumanism: Philosophy phoned in.
Metantoine wrote:
If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:58 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
You have shitty standards.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:13 pm 
 

What a waste of toilet paper...when there can be problems such as this.

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Rild
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:45 pm 
 

Against Such Things wrote:
Marag wrote:
ditching his norsk arysk name for a french one? how un-aryan of him, just lost 100 kvlt points in my book

As a romantic gesture, no less.

He's quite the progressive feminist isn't he LOL.

THe more likely scenario is hes trying to escape pesky Norwegians who say he owes millions of dollars for burning certain buildings down. his wife also owns all of their property and money so Fantoft Stave repo men can't take it. Louis currently owns less things than most children.
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