Coward.

People hype Viper for laughs but I actually really like that song.

Last post: 2005

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This astounded me as well. Got anything to tell us, Esoteric?

HOLY FUCK

Anyone else's heart just skip a beat?

He was on IRC last week. I stalked him reconnected with him recently. He had just been busy that's all. Welcome back Eso, we missed you. <3

Being busy for 8 years sounds like my life...

It will be nice to learn something of one of the True Ancient Ones. Esoteric left around the time when I registered and before I really learned to use the board. I'm a bit slow. In the head.

Talk about blast from the past.



Oh yeah, IRC. Keep meaning to redownload it, I haven't reinstalled it since I got my new rig. Some good times in the chat back in the day.....

I discovered metal the year he left, I feel so young!

So will the final purge finally commence or will there be presents dropping down all of our chimneys tonight?

Poser.

I am fangirling so hard over Nightwish w/Floor right now. I really hope she stays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V_eoR6r1Tw

Heheh, hey all. It's been awhile.

As Morrigan said, I've been busy with work and personal matters the last few years.

But this is the real me.

Pleased to finally meet you, sir.

Oh wow, one of the ancients.

Called out of retirement for one last mission.

Next up, the return of chaossphere and Witcher

Nah nah, Christkiller, and Xerxes <3

CK's still around on the site doing updates, lol.


Paired up with the man who purported to be his replacement, a bumbling, clueless old family man called Napero, aka "uncle Nappy" in the most unlikely duo Metal-Archives has ever seen. Does the hardened, retired veteran have what it takes to .... ok, I'm out of buddy cop movie clichés for now, your turn.

Oh yeah Morri, I guess I just meant CK "gracing" us with his presence on the forum. Ha ha, ha

Man, an MA buddy cop movie would be totally unwatchable.
Still needs to happen.

I'm more interested in who the main villain would be.

Nightgaunt of course

You can't beat a creature that never sleeps. Would be like trying to outlast a computer.....a winged, lexiconic computer.

Shouldn't it be the enemies of true metal?

Veracs.

Man Carcass' Necroticism is good...just Carcass in general has such great guitarwork. Really brings me back to the essentials of metal, what makes it so good.

Aren't you a bit late to the funeral, Emp?

And Veracs can't be a movie villain. Aren't villains supposed to be threatening?

I'm fashionably late.

Veracs is threatening - to our sanity and patience!

HEY GUISE.

I'm sure Conservationism could work under Veracs' commanding or something. I highly suspect they are one and the same.

Conservationism and Veracs together? Add Usernamepassword to that equation and you have..... Well, a bunch of bloody irritating people.

What, no mention of Civil in this?

I remember....I think it was either Esoteric or Hellblazer who caught me plagiarizing reviews back in the day (Jesus..must've been '05)...under my moniker "ReverendLaRusseon" or something like that. I admitted I was just tired and a bad reviewer because I wasn't a writer yet...and I got forgiven from being "Dursted" because of my mature reaction... and now I only write deeply personal and extensive reviews.

Yeah, Esoteric showed up in the moderators' IRC room the other day, cool dude. I'm excited to get to know him, but I don't put out on the first date so he'll have to treat me right if he wants it go anywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H_F6j0rM94

Just gonna leave this here. It's everything I want to make in regards to metal.

Pretty good. When it comes to Mikko Aspa I greatly prefer his other projects such as Nicole 12 and Stabat Mater than DSO and Cladestine Blaze which are his most well known bands.

hahaha. It's not bad, but I could only listen to two or three songs like that at most.

However this is the shit. Also Gansta Boo is fiiiiiiine.

Edit: Is there a rap recommendation/discussion thread?

Oh hey, I remember you.

One of my favourite albums. Absolutely glorious; love this band. They need to make more, dammit... Have you checked out any other doom like this?

*waits an hour for all the music files to transfer from my iPod to iTunes on my new laptop, finds out that he didn't uncheck the little box saying "file is only readable" (good luck trying to copy, idiot), has to do the whole thing over again*