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kale100
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed May 27, 2009 3:28 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:15 pm 
 

I'm not good with formalities so I'll get straight to it.
I'm looking for someone with a sense of humor to provide some vocals... no vocal skills necessary, I'm intending this to be a 100% for-fun endeavor.
Just to be fully up-front, I'm not a good musician by any means. The only redeeming quality is it will be funny (if you like absurdity), with a few catchy parts here & there.

Step 1) Lyrics
- I'll write, you write, or most fun - we collaborate.
- Subjects: Anything hilarious... toilet humor, parodies, puns, etc. Supremely absurd preferred.

Step 2) Vocals
- Record the lyrics however you see fit, just let me know what tempo they are at.

Step 3) Instrumentation
- Style: A foundation of metal topped with basically anything and everything that doesn't belong (loosely comparable artists = Spermswamp)
- I'll write out the first draft in midi, so it's easy to bounce it back & forth for editing if desired.
- If it's something we both like and would like to follow through with, I can record the instrument parts.
(though really the only thing requiring recording would probably be guitar, I think mechanical, obviously-fake sounding drums & misc. instruments fit the style better)

Samples of instrumental works and lyrics available upon request.

Disclaimer: If this doesn't interest you, you know where the back button is, no need to waste your valuable time on me.


Last edited by kale100 on Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:39 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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The Ardbeg Wizard
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:57 am
Posts: 950
Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:59 am 
 

" Farting from beyond the grave
Potty goblin"

What is your age, if I may ask?
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kale100
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed May 27, 2009 3:28 pm
Posts: 310
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:10 pm 
 

You could, but I understand not what bearing such information would have on your decision whether or not to engage in aforementioned endeavor, nor why the quoted portion of your post is implied to invoke such curiosity.

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rexxz
Where's your band?

Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:45 pm
Posts: 9027
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:45 pm 
 

lmfao breaking out them 10 dollar words real fast after that question, I see. Good shit.

*tips fedora* My good sir, dost thou wish to engage with me in a flatulent farce? I say, thou doth protest too much!
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kale100
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed May 27, 2009 3:28 pm
Posts: 310
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:27 pm 
 

rexxz - there are two possibilities here.
1) You wish to engage in this project, and have expressed your intention to do so in a strangely ambiguous manner. Please clarify?
2) You do not wish to engage in this project, and have accidentally posted in the wrong thread.

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The Ardbeg Wizard
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:57 am
Posts: 950
Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:27 am 
 

kale100 wrote:
You could, but I understand not what bearing such information would have on your decision whether or not to engage in aforementioned endeavor, nor why the quoted portion of your post is implied to invoke such curiosity.


I think you do understand, haha
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emperorlives
Metal newbie

Joined: Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:06 pm
Posts: 82
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 3:03 pm 
 

Holy fuck, I've gotta be a part of this.

I say this unironically too.

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headbangersahoy2022
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:20 pm
Posts: 8
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:44 am 
 

The Ardbeg Wizard wrote:
" Farting from beyond the grave
Potty goblin"



This is the pinnacle of human achievement. Everything we do from here on will pale in comparison

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