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Peyp
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:36 pm 
 

How is Beherit not "good" enough smh
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Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist fucking my girlfriend of almost 7 years WITCHROT will be taking an extended hiatus. I however will continue the band in another space and time... Thanks for the support, stay heavy. Also our drummer died...


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Funereal
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Joined: Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:52 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:39 pm 
 

The site is fucked now

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Peyp
Metal newbie

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Location: California, United States
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:52 pm 
 

yeah fuck this place and fuck the mods here i'm going to spirit of metal from now on
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Witchrot wrote:
Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist fucking my girlfriend of almost 7 years WITCHROT will be taking an extended hiatus. I however will continue the band in another space and time... Thanks for the support, stay heavy. Also our drummer died...


RIP DIAMHEA

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Lich Coldheart
Stares into the Void

Joined: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:44 pm
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Location: Frozen dead land where sharp winds blow
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:04 pm 
 

Peyp wrote:
yeah fuck this place and fuck the mods here i'm going to spirit of metal from now on

Well, you've got to appreciate that someone had the patience to go through 100 000+ metal bands and filter out the crap. That's a lot of work.
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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:09 pm 
 

Peyp wrote:
How is Beherit not "good" enough smh

Listen to this and find out.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HDiAbRkvwfw
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: Chicago
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:23 pm 
 

Beherit sucks. Plain and simple.
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droneriot
incelgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:24 pm 
 

Beherit is the only band on perfect.metal-archives.com which will come online tomorrow.
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Sang Dalang Abu
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:18 am
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Location: Esoteric-rcm;3-15
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:39 pm 
 

You should hate 1 April not this site.

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Goatfangs
58.2% Metal

Joined: Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:02 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:50 pm 
 

This band is far better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6KdzdAQHJk
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TrooperEd
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:18 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:34 pm 
 

The fact that Nightwish gets redirected gives me a good chortle.

I imagine Beherit gets redirected cos of their 20+ years of wandering through electronic wilderness.

No Ozzy though. Meanies.

No Power Trip either. Y'all are double dicks.

This was a good April Fool's Day joke, mods.
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:46 pm 
 

The fact that you think this isn't permanent is the best joke
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droneriot
incelgender

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:24 pm 
 

Well I hope on April 2nd everything is restored to normal, but that all TrooperEd reviews are accidentally lost in the process.
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Witcher
Metal freak

Joined: Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:27 am
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Location: Czech Republic
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:41 pm 
 

Well, the page modification was at first abit of annoyance to me, since it came up late in the afternoon, when I was preparing a band in my drafts, but having Rotting Christ listed as being from "South Macedonia" with lyrics about "South Macedonian Mythology almost make up for it. Good one http://good.metal-archives.com/bands/Rotting_Christ/314

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RosieDoll
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:59 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:19 pm 
 

Peyp wrote:
How is Beherit not "good" enough smh

lol just wait until tomorrow, everything will be back to normal. This joke honestly made me have a good laugh.
As for how they did it, they probably just wrote some code to filter out everything with a timestamp more recent than 1999 and redirect it to a 404 page.

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Peyp
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Joined: Mon May 25, 2015 1:16 am
Posts: 197
Location: California, United States
PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:00 am 
 

RosieDoll wrote:
lol just wait until tomorrow, everything will be back to normal. This joke honestly made me have a good laugh.


Yeah I know it was fake, just wanted to add a "reaction" of my own to the mix. Personally I thought the joke on the In Flames page was the best part.

Thank you for making bad.metal-archives.com though; I actually needed to finish something that required the real website. Happy April Fool's.
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Witchrot wrote:
Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist fucking my girlfriend of almost 7 years WITCHROT will be taking an extended hiatus. I however will continue the band in another space and time... Thanks for the support, stay heavy. Also our drummer died...


RIP DIAMHEA

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Midnightwards666
Heavy Metal C-3PO

Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:05 am
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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 6:46 am 
 

Who on earth is serious on April 1st? Luckily I wasn't banned on the dev domain, so I just used that to circumvent my privilege restrictions.
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