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Napalm_Satan
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 3:36 am 
 
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I concur, pretty rock solid argument here.
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TheBurningOfSodom
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 5:52 am 
 
It's a start, for sure.
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Lane
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 3:13 pm 
 
Well, basically.
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Napalm_Satan
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 9:10 am 
 
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every song in this album is awesome none of them are shit they are brutal to every mortal on earth that never lisen to this you must start to lisen this exellent outstanding good album

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TheBurningOfSodom
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:10 pm 
 
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lmao

Such a heartfelt advice I'm gonna lisen to some Dethklok as soon as I can.
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Sean16
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 4:39 pm 
 
The strangest thing about it is, why writing such a, erm, review, for Dethklok now? To me the show, and the band behind, were typically things from the 2000s which died with them. Just checked their page on the main site out of curiosity, and except a 2017 review from hells_unicorn the most recent ones are from... 2014. Almost ten years.
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Slater922
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 5:28 pm 
 
Sean16 wrote:
The strangest thing about it is, why writing such a, erm, review, for Dethklok now? To me the show, and the band behind, were typically things from the 2000s which died with them. Just checked their page on the main site out of curiosity, and except a 2017 review from hells_unicorn the most recent ones are from... 2014. Almost ten years.

I mean, I love Metalocalypse and Dethklok, but even I can agree that they're a product for their time, though I'm kind of crossing my fingers for a nostalgia boom of the show.
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Napalm_Satan
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:16 pm 
 
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Legit when they talked about the length of 'lily' I thought they meant the flower on the cover for a second, lol
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TheBurningOfSodom
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 1:29 pm 
 
Both peculiar reasons for a criticism, considering the song itself is two minutes long...
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TheBurningOfSodom
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 2:41 pm 
 
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I've found my new life coach, step aside, peasants.
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Slater922
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 3:26 pm 
 
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I've found my new life coach, step aside, peasants.

Did he confuse a MA review for an advertising board? :lol:

Also, what album was that review under?
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DoomMetalAlchemist
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 3:43 pm 
 
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I've found my new life coach, step aside, peasants.


Well at least they're doing the world the service of letting us know Google reviews are meaningless since they're bought. *womp womp*
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TheBurningOfSodom
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 5:51 pm 
 
Slater922 wrote:
Also, what album was that review under?

Eh, honestly can't remember, but it was a pretty obscure release for sure.

DoomMetalAlchemist wrote:
Well at least they're doing the world the service of letting us know Google reviews are meaningless since they're bought. *womp womp*

Makes sense. Thanks for your service, gentlemen :lol:
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Napalm_Satan
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2023 12:18 am 
 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 6:18 pm 
 
Why do I feel it's gonna be the first of a long streak?
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Napalm_Satan
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2023 8:29 pm 
 
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They submitted another one that was about as much of a mess formatting-wise but I forgot to save it.


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I read ALL CAPS as shouting so this just stresses me out a bit.


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This is uh... well it's something alright. Have a read of their profile too, it's also something.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2023 9:44 pm 
 
Napalm_Satan wrote:
Have a read of their profile too, it's also something.

What the fuck did I just see?
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Napalm_Satan
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2023 10:11 pm 
 
Forever Underground wrote:
Napalm_Satan wrote:
Have a read of their profile too, it's also something.

What the fuck did I just see?


To quote a review title: 'O.o Medication: get back on it'.
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TheBurningOfSodom
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:24 am 
 
Napalm_Satan wrote:
Have a read of their profile too, it's also something.

Well, that is... quite certainly something to behold.

Napalm_Satan wrote:
To quote a review title: 'O.o Medication: get back on it'.

Haha, I think I stumbled upon it some time ago. What was that again?
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Napalm_Satan
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:15 pm 
 
Autothrall's of Prototype, lmao.
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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2023 4:43 am 
 
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Disregarding The Satire of The Art - 65%
Kratopsis, May 19th, 2023

Disregarding The Satire of The Art and lyrics this album overall is a rather okay listen, it definitely holds up as a one man black metal project. This album has really basic, yet good instrumentation, and this has a very relaxing atmospheric feel to it and that makes this album more unique but lyrical content I can't relate to but that is just a minor complaint.

The albums instrumentation is a basic, yet nice composition it has a relaxing tone to it. People give this to much crap for this being ''Reddit user black metal'' I find that rather ignorant because yes a black metal project about anime and um well fetishism
which is ridiculous indeed but that is not what they should focus on, but I digress back to talking about the instrumentation it has a basic simple black metal sound which something some people just want to jam because that's what it meant for.

Now lyrically this has no mean than to me that this a joke album, and which I find lyrics very important to describe a important event per-say but all this tells me maybe the artist needs to have a better relation with his parents ,but disregarding me dumping on the lyrics just for being degenerative is just a joke on me, but on lyrics I don't care for i will admit that they do add a nice disturbing tone to the album, well if you didn't understand them it would.

This album overall is a great listen to if you disregard the themes of it, and to be honest it is rather hilarious to read the lyrics. I high recommend this album for mainly friends who like anime and some heavy metal to get them more into it.
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TheBurningOfSodom
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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2023 8:20 am 
 
That's... kinda painful to read.

Also, a timeless comedy classic:

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Somewhat of a weird album choice, to say the least.
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Slater922
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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2023 8:43 am 
 
TheBurningOfSodom wrote:
That's... kinda painful to read.

Also, a timeless comedy classic:

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Somewhat of a weird album choice, to say the least.

It's 2023, I thought we were done with the "Ligma Balls" meme :scratch:
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TheBurningOfSodom
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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2023 12:32 pm 
 
Slater922 wrote:
It's 2023, I thought we were done with the "Ligma Balls" meme :scratch:

MrBigCock declares otherwise, so we aren't.
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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2023 4:35 pm 
 
One question, do people who send that kind of stuff as a review get any kind of punishment? Just to be clear, I'm not asking because I'm thinking of doing it :lol:
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TheBurningOfSodom
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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2023 4:15 am 
 
As far as I've seen, a rejection with a warning is enough to deter them. But if the offense persists, then by all means the user is bannable, I guess.
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Napalm_Satan
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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2023 9:40 pm 
 
Yea. Once is a 'haha okay, write an actual review', two times is 'alright stop this' and a third time I'd definitely flag the user for a warning or ban or something. I've never had someone send shit in a second time though.

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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2023 10:11 pm 
 
Napalm_Satan wrote:
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The first reviewer must've confused MA reviews for Youtube comments, and the second one felt like it came from the 2000s era of MA reviews.
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 4:28 pm 
 
Yeah something that's become abundantly clear is that whatever you want to say about MA's current standards for reviews, my god they've come a long way from the earlier days of the site. Granted, that review seems like it would only have flown in the 2002 to 2005 era but still.
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