Best review ever (its for Burzum's "Dauði Baldrs"):


Burzum is good - 35%
Written by helldark on August 6th, 2008

Hello, it is an excellent group BURZUM pity that this Varg Vikernes in jail.

what they most admire of BURZUM is the style of Varg Vikernes, is that the plays all the instruments, or the program on the computer, but the same does not fall easily, as others because they are soloists will not fall and continues with its projects.

And not had the opportunity to hear this album, Dauði Baldrs but I suppose that will do just as good as are all of BURZUM.

for me the best album for my BURZUM filosofem is therefore not being the most leave, goodbye and long life to the metal

Well I personally loved the review. I'll have to review that one soon and express what a big monument to nothing it is. Although that would entail listening the thing again... So. Much. Filler.

I agree with the filler part, but there was some stuff on the album I enjoyed At most, personally, I'd probably give it a 70 or 65. What do you plan on giving it?

Best review ever (its for Burzum's "Dauði Baldrs"):


Burzum is good - 35%
Written by helldark on August 6th, 2008

Hello, it is an excellent group BURZUM pity that this Varg Vikernes in jail.

what they most admire of BURZUM is the style of Varg Vikernes, is that the plays all the instruments, or the program on the computer, but the same does not fall easily, as others because they are soloists will not fall and continues with its projects.

And not had the opportunity to hear this album, Dauði Baldrs but I suppose that will do just as good as are all of BURZUM.

for me the best album for my BURZUM filosofem is therefore not being the most leave, goodbye and long life to the metal

you either have to be deaf or retarded not to see that

:ugh:




So who's retarded, after all?

EDIT: people like cliffbanger must be sterilized (at birth).

Reviews for Skewered's Homegrown Brutality

Rarrrggggghhhhh - 100%
Written by shiteinmymouth on August 21st, 2008

Shite in my mouth,
piss in my eye,
spunk on my couch
and thats where I'll lie
please write these lyrics into the new album

Good stuff rarrrghhh

Reviews for Skewered's Homegrown Brutality

Rarrrggggghhhhh - 100%
Written by shiteinmymouth on August 21st, 2008

Shite in my mouth,
piss in my eye,
spunk on my couch
and thats where I'll lie
please write these lyrics into the new album

Good stuff rarrrghhh

Chaotic Death Metal - 93%
Written by Mutilate_the_emo on September 1st, 2008

I first stumbled upon this album in August 2008 borrowing it from a friend. I was amazed to believe that this was recorded in 2006. This album has that old-school death metal style that kind of reminds me of Morbid Angel. But it is Brutal and dark as fuck. The first thing that astounded me with this album was the extremely fast drumming. Pablo Clares definitely knows what he’s doing in this album with 250 bpm blasts and technicality. The guitars riffs are fast and remind me a little bit of stuff like Hate Eternal or Nile. I really enjoy the vocals, they are heavy but are a little bit raspy and old-school sounding. The Bass pretty much follows the guitar in most places, Which isn’t too bad considering the bass player also is the vocalist.

Libation Of The Din-Gir Xul 9/10

This song is fast and dark with some cool short solo’s.

Storm of Abomination 8.5/10

This song is Extremely heavy and it has a bit of double vocals in it.

The Wrath Of Absu Storm Lords 8.5/10

Good Song

Enfamous Race 10/10

My favorite song on the album. Impossible drumming.

Unchaining The FeverSand Plagues 9.5/10

This Song starts out with a slower pace and intensifies as the so goes on. Also has a chaotic Morbid Angel like solo in it.

The Eternal Flame Of Ekur 8.5/10

This Song is about Ekur the king of Assyria in 1064 bc. Another Awesome song.

In War Against Yahur 9/10

This Song has my favorite solo on the album.

Aeonic Implosion 10/10

Crazy solo. Sweet Drums. Brutal riffs.

74/80 = 93%

Beautiful Array of Chaotic Drumming and and a Barrage of Brutal riffs. I enjoyed this album quite a lot.

This makes Mexico black metal bands are almost always made apart from the good ones...
In conclusion, if one is wishing to listen depressive black metal this is a great option, and has a very obscure ambient always present.

For Dimmu Borgir -- Puritanical Blah Blah Whatever.



"Rift" is probably the single worst piece of metal-related Engrish ever. Hundreds of times worse than "trash" or "solows."

My reply:

wtflolzone!?!? Obscure ambient always present? I had a hard time with this.

By the way, sir, this is what I think of your melancholy sound

Why only 92?

Funniest thing is that those lyrics fit exactly with the verse of 'Love Bites' by Judas Priest.

Reviews for I Wrestled a Bear Once's IWrestledABearOnce


crazyyy - 100%
Written by cliffbanger on August 21st, 2008

you people have not the slightest clue what you are talking about, this whole band owns at life and so does there music you either have to be deaf or retarded not to see that. Whatever go on hating you losers bc you all know they have more talent in there pinkies than you have in your entire body. IWABO is amazing pz

Oh geez, I thought I rejected that guy's review a few times already. I guess his persistence makes up for his blatant lack of intelligence.

... and English.

Reviews for Deep Forest's In The Frost Forest

sex - 100%
Written by cume99 on September 5th, 2008

what a sex!

"What a sex!"? How exactly does this guy listen to music?

Maybe even their best album - 95%
Written by Milos on September 7th, 2008


After the departure from Sabathan I didn't know what to expect from Enthroned, because he was always one of my favorite vocalists, but once again Enthroned proved that they are an elite black metal band. With Sabathan out of band there are no more original members left in Enthroned, but Nornagest is the main composer since Towards The Skullthrone Of Satan, so there are no big changes in their sound. Probably many people will not agree with me, but I think Tetra Karcist is maybe even the best Enthroned album up to date.

Without a question Tetra Karcist is the most mature release from Enthroned ever. Everything sounds just perfect. In the biginning I didn't like Nornagests' vocals, but after some period of adaptation I realised that he has done excellent job. Guitars are great as always. All riffs are good, guitar solos are better than ever and everything is perfetly put together, I can't complain about anything. Production is the best this band ever had. It's clear, but not overpolished. The whole album is great and it's hard to pick a favorite song, but when I want to listen just a few songs instead of the whole album I usually play The Burning Dawn, Through The Cortex or Vermin. On limited digi-pack edition there are two bonus tracks. I don't know why they are not on all versions of the album, because they are also as good as the rest of the songs.

If you liked this band before you will also like Tetra Karcist very much. Maybe some people will miss Sabathan, but as I said it only takes a few listens and you will probably like Nornagests' vocals. At least I did. All in all, Tetra Karcist is one of the best releases in 2007, so if you like this band or black metal in general you should not miss this release.

In the biginning I didn't like Nornagests' vocals

In the biginning

Reviews for Deep Forest's In The Frost Forest

sex - 100%
Written by cume99 on September 5th, 2008

what a sex!

:ugh::puke::cry:

This has made me lose faith in humanity.