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doomster999
Keeper of the Dreary Realm

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 4:17 am 
 
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Dat title! Brilliant!
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gomorro wrote:
Infact I use to have a relly hot friend from there but unfurtunetly the last party we have I was really wasted and grab her ass and it cause a huge problem. Her dad (that is a marine) wants to ripp my nuts... thinks are not the same...

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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:17 am 
 
Album metal is a new genre.
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TheStormIRide
Certified Poser

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 12:48 pm 
 
The last half of that review is gold. Sounds like it came from the "Asking Bands to Come to Indonesia" moderator.
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 5:22 pm 
 
Yup, a review blog makes you legit.

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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:19 am 
 
TheStormIRide wrote:
The last half of that review is gold. Sounds like it came from the "Asking Bands to Come to Indonesia" moderator.

:scratch:
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TheStormIRide
Certified Poser

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:41 am 
 
Wilytank wrote:
:scratch:

Comedic gold:
https://www.facebook.com/?q=#/AskingBan ... ?ref=br_tf
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:55 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:24 pm 
 
wow, I was not ready for a briefs shot
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TheStormIRide
Certified Poser

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:48 pm 
 
Grave_Wyrm wrote:
wow, I was not ready for a briefs shot


Guess there should be a "Warning: Indonesians in Skivvies" tag.
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sushiman
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:41 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:24 pm 
 
Haha fuck. Thank you for posting the link to that page. Ridiculous :lol:
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:28 pm 
 
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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TheStormIRide
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:30 pm 
 
Strange whistling vocals in human monster? Color me intrigued.
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:49 pm 
 
TheStormIRide wrote:
Strange whistling vocals in human monster? Color me intrigued.

Haha, I was going to post the same thing. :P It's a non-review, but that has piqued my interest.

EDIT: Well, the vocals are not awesome, but they're okay. Also I thought I was being trolled the first 16 seconds, haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSG_SarQn2M
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TheStormIRide
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 10:16 pm 
 
Yeah gurgly burps and pig squeals aren't my favorite style. I was hoping for something, oh I don't know, revolutionary.
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MorbidEngel
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:00 pm 
 
Sounds less like a burp and more like a cricket
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JohnTheDrummer
Metalhead

Joined: Sat May 12, 2007 2:25 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:14 pm 
 
VERY GOOD ALBUM BLACK THRASH METAL 666!!!!!!
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:12 pm 
 
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...is this supposed to be some sort of shitty poetry?
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:16 am 
 
tsk. He had "Belfastest Band" just sitting there waiting for him and he walked right past it. sad. A sad waste.
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:19 am 
 
I can only imagine they named that town after some asshole rang the church bell at 200 bpm.

:oh shit:
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:57 am 
 
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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MutantClannfear
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:09 am 
 
That read like a the_navy_blue_vicar review. I dig it.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 8:02 pm 
 
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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~Guest 82538
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 8:45 pm 
 
"GRRR POWER, ATTACK!!!"
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Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:56 pm 
 
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If it's an A-average album, why is its score 65%? :V
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:34 pm 
 
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:36 pm 
 
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:54 pm 
 
"postigle" :ugh:
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TheStormIRide
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:05 pm 
 
Even the singer sometimes on the songs sings while Sally sells seashells by the sea shore.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 5:22 am 
 
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Rompestromper
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:23 am 
 
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It's a great bend lol
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 9:21 pm 
 
"Postigle" is fucking heinous.
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gomorro wrote:
Yesterday was the birthday of school pal and I met the chick of my sigh (I've talked about here before, the she-wolf I use to be inlove with)... Maaan she was using a mini-skirt too damn insane... Dude you could saw her entire soul every time she sit...

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JohnTheDrummer
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:29 pm 
 
That M.P.E. review was flawless. Why did that not get approved? :lol:
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Diamhea
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:43 pm 
 
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Master piece...?

THIS!
IS!
OPETH!!
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:38 am 
 
Praise the name of Checho Esteban, a wise and noble reviewer.
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:27 am 
 
Opeth is love. Opeth is life.
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oneyoudontknow
Cum insantientibus furere necesse est.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:57 am 
 
^ sounds like one should consult a psychiatrist over this band.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:29 pm 
 
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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LeMiserable
Milhouse van Houten

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:38 pm 
 
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i like deathcore, progressive deathcore and crossing genre speed n thrash metal ....


I say DERP
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:41 pm 
 
That was awesome. I like how "the band" is in quotations. Do they truly exist!?
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 2:03 am 
 
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a touch too heavily on sentmiento and love.


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