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| Author: | Diamhea [ Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:25 am ] |
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| Author: | Cry_In_The_Night [ Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:54 pm ] |
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That review would be really awesome if it was something like a forum post. Or just not a review. |
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| Author: | Ancient Sunlight [ Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:30 pm ] |
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I was thinking the same. It would have been a good final paragraph, even. Too bad it doesn't constitute a review in and of itself. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:04 am ] |
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| Author: | Wilytank [ Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:55 pm ] |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:02 pm ] |
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| Author: | severzhavnost [ Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:13 pm ] |
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Guy's reaction to the album includes "a desire to do things by Sodom". Sounds like more of a personal concern... |
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| Author: | Wilytank [ Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:43 pm ] |
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severzhavnost wrote: Guy's reaction to the album includes "a desire to do things by Sodom". Sounds like more of a personal concern... He's been involved in way too many cult fucks. Going into a dark room with your friends wearing nothing but robes, lighting candles, drawing shapes with the blood of your neighbor's cat, and having a gangbang. While listening to this album of course. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:29 pm ] |
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| Author: | Metantoine [ Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:46 am ] |
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FUCK YOU!
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:07 pm ] |
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Poof. |
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| Author: | Wilytank [ Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:09 pm ] |
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Did that guy have other reviews posted on this thread? |
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| Author: | tomcat_ha [ Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:57 pm ] |
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Metantoine wrote: FUCK YOU! ![]() i hope you didnt ban him |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:40 pm ] |
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Do you not know what "Poof" means!? |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:10 pm ] |
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I'm guessing this was run through a translator. For Annihilator's Set the World on Fire; he gave it 100%:
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"The hairs, which are no longer tip, no, I have pierced the skin and left me like a sieve. Goose bumps and pints of hairy hedgehog." "but with a sediment's Hard Rock and "Deep Purpleliano" "...with a force overshadowed by both rockeril tribute." |
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| Author: | Derigin [ Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:04 am ] |
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Found the original, and yes, it was translated: http://www.elportaldelmetal.com/critica ... world-fire |
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| Author: | mrdeadhead91 [ Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:09 am ] |
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thats hilarious xD |
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| Author: | BloodSacrificeShaman [ Tue Feb 03, 2015 7:57 am ] |
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"pints of hairy hedgehog" is one of the funniest mis-translations I think I've ever seen. Oh lord.
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| Author: | Derigin [ Tue Feb 03, 2015 7:50 pm ] |
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The sad thing is, it seems like an exact translation. Which makes me wonder, is "Hairy Hedgehog" a brand of beer or poor Spanish writing. |
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| Author: | Zelkiiro [ Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:30 am ] |
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BloodSacrificeShaman wrote: "pints of hairy hedgehog" is one of the funniest mis-translations I think I've ever seen. Oh lord. ![]() Suddenly I'm getting thirsty... |
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| Author: | Subrick [ Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:58 pm ] |
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The first thing that pops up on Google when you search "hairy hedgehog": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnure Quote: The gymnure, also called a hairy hedgehog or moonrat, is a type of mammal belonging to the subfamily Galericinae, in the family Erinaceidae and the order Erinaceomorpha. Although more closely related to hedgehogs, their resemblance is akin to rats. Gymnures are thought to have appeared in Eastern Asia before their closest relatives, and changed little from the original ancestor, which is thought to have been also the ancestor of the shrews.
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| Author: | Rasc [ Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:38 am ] |
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I don't know what he's talking about, but I'm sure it's deep. |
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| Author: | Grave_Wyrm [ Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:21 am ] |
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"... and you bang your head with no limits of black metal possession." "... the lirical of this horde is pure vulture feast cult." |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:32 pm ] |
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| Author: | Cry_In_The_Night [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:35 pm ] |
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I also want to couch surf in outer space. Sounds great...
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:57 pm ] |
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| Author: | mjollnir [ Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:59 pm ] |
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He forgot to say..."Scream for me Long Beach!!" |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:45 am ] |
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| Author: | Wilytank [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:49 pm ] |
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bands that focus on bestiality.... Manzer. Lyrical themes: animal fucking. |
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| Author: | Grave_Wyrm [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:43 pm ] |
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Bestiality emotions |
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| Author: | MutantClannfear [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 8:07 pm ] |
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Fucking perfect. "While other black/thrash metal bands are cliché and disgusting and are basically just bestiality lyrics on top of shit guitar riffs, Manzer are a breath of fresh air! They have bestiality lyrics and good riffs - the best of both worlds!"
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| Author: | Zodijackyl [ Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:09 am ] |
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Don't let this discourage you, Manzer's "Light of the Wreckers" is an awesome album of black/thrash returning to their roots in heavy and speed metal, with an Iron Maiden-esque theme in "Pictavia" and some lyrics that would make their buddies in Abigail proud. http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Ma ... 44#3142370 Damn, I should just review it myself, that album rules! |
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| Author: | Kveldulfr [ Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:55 pm ] |
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Diamhea wrote: I'm guessing this was run through a translator. For Annihilator's Set the World on Fire; he gave it 100%:
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"The hairs, which are no longer tip, no, I have pierced the skin and left me like a sieve. Goose bumps and pints of hairy hedgehog." "but with a sediment's Hard Rock and "Deep Purpleliano" "...with a force overshadowed by both rockeril tribute." Just wanted to say that I, as spanish speaker, feel sorry and sort of shame of that review. Not even in spanish could be considered good; it talks about everything but the music. It's stupidly vague and redundant in non musical aspects. Don't bother trying to read it 'as it was intented'. |
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| Author: | Subrick [ Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:54 am ] |
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Rockeril sounds like an over the counter pill that didn't get FDA approval. Also, even giving the benefit of the doubt to that would-be reviewer for not really knowing English, where in the hell did he come up with "Deep Purpleliano"? |
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| Author: | ~Guest 82538 [ Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:55 am ] |
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Subrick wrote: Also, even giving the benefit of the doubt to that would-be reviewer for not really knowing English, where in the hell did he come up with "Deep Purpleliano"? That's actually easy to explain. In Portuguese for instance I can use something like that when I want to say that a band sounds "Deep Purplely". Know what I mean?!
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| Author: | Kveldulfr [ Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:47 pm ] |
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Rockeril is basically Rocker. You know the guy knows shit about english when he translates 'baterìa' to battery instead of drums. I'm not sure about the meaning of Majete either. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:09 pm ] |
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| Author: | Wilytank [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:24 pm ] |
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I lol'd at "i always liked death,black,thrash but deathcore mehhh". If only more people talked like that. "I'm not really into grindcore, but Nasum WOOOOOO!!!" |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:21 am ] |
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Poorly written? I don't know, I'm not going to strain my eyes and find out. This actually goes on for so long it would take three screenshots, but I'm not gonna bother. You get the idea:
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| Author: | TheStormIRide [ Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:19 pm ] |
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Diamhea wrote: Poorly written? I don't know, I'm not going to strain my eyes and find out. This actually goes on for so long it would take three screenshots, but I'm not gonna bother. You get the idea:
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Probably written on notepad. Prehistoric word processors represent. |
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