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Author:  severzhavnost [ Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:45 pm ]
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The first two oddly indented lines read "black metal" and "must listen". It's one of them subliminal messages.
Author:  Zelkiiro [ Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:57 pm ]
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severzhavnost wrote:
The first two oddly indented lines read "black metal" and "must listen". It's one of them subliminal messages.

Must...fist...Lincoln...
Author:  Cry_In_The_Night [ Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:32 pm ]
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That could very well happen if you wrote a review in something like emacs, and then just copy pasted it and skipped pressing the preview button before submitting.
Author:  Diamhea [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:46 pm ]
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Author:  JohnTheDrummer [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:53 pm ]
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cool
Author:  Empyreal [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:07 pm ]
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The album title is more descriptive than the review.
Author:  Wilytank [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:35 pm ]
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Diamhea wrote:
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good god...
Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:04 pm ]
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Too many words, Wily.
Author:  Zelkiiro [ Sat Mar 07, 2015 12:52 am ]
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I think Fujin from Final Fantasy 8 is the mystery reviewer. Raijin asks her, "Hey Fujin, whatcha think of that As Autumn Calls album?" to which she replies, "GOOD." And then Raijin says, "I've really been getting into Melechesh lately, y'know?" and then Fujin's all like, "OVERRATED."
Author:  Wilytank [ Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:11 am ]
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Grave_Wyrm wrote:
Too many words, Wily.

It was for the greater good.
Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:28 am ]
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I appreciate the effort.
Author:  Diamhea [ Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:10 pm ]
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Author:  severzhavnost [ Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:29 pm ]
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RAZON KALU wrote:
I FOUND THIS IS ONE OF UNDERRATED ALBUM


That may be true. Sadly, it's still an under-reviewed album too!
Author:  BastardHead [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:10 am ]
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Author:  mjollnir [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:12 am ]
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BastardHead wrote:
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Fuck...at 16 he should be great at grammar amd spelling. He should be doing it everyday!! What are they teaching these kids these days?? :old:
Author:  BastardHead [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:17 am ]
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its okay hes just learning from the best thats right its chris simpsons artist hes a real role model in several respects he taught me that rules were made to be broken even if theyre grammar
Author:  mjollnir [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:20 am ]
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BastardHead wrote:
its okay hes just learning from the best thats right its chris simpsons artist hes a real role model in several respects he taught me that rules were made to be broken even if theyre grammar


:lol:
Author:  Diamhea [ Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:46 pm ]
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Too big for a screenshot. This is for the new Marduk:

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''Iron Dawn'' E.P. was just a 'simple reminder'...

...What a furious comeback since 2012's ''Serpent Sermon'' album!
...What a war-bound comeback since 1999's classic and mighty ''Panzer Division Marduk'' album!
This is where Marduk truly belongs!!!...into the Black Metal battlefield!!!!
A masterpiece!
A jewelry!

...From the very beginning of drum-marching intro of the title track, 'Frontschwein', you ,already, knew that the only way to enjoy this album is to surrender...! ...And you know that your 'defeat' gonna lead you straight to the Marduk Panzer's wheels!!!!!!!!!!!

''Frontschwein'' it's a pure and raw blastbeat war-chant following up by the 'slow-burner' song called ''The Blond Beast'' which, in my opinion, is one of Marduk's greatest mid-tempo songs, ever! slow pain, slow death, endless pleasure! simply, but great though, drumming from the new drumbeast named Fredrik Widigs!

''Afrika'' : counter attack!
Great riffs, mighty lyrics! Another perfect combination of speed and wartheme! Mortuus is doing a very Good, Hellish and Grimy work, since 2004, and...
YES! He's getting better and better year by year - both studio and live performances!

Slowing down, once again, with another great midtempo track, ''Wartheland''.
Once again Morgan shows the world that Marduk can easily 'play ball' on both fileds! hyperspeed and midtempo are the claws of Panzer Division War Machine!
This is a song that revealed about a month earlier along with the furious ''Rope Of Regret''!
An anthem to all those who like pure and raw Black Metal, made in 2015! Fredrik is a Beast - I told you!

''Between The Wolf-Packs'', a supreme track like Marduk and only Marduk can made!
powerful and mighty! thats all you need to know!
Being part of the greatest Black Metal in universe, you really can offer to your fans - and to the whole world as well - both highest pleasures...
slow dance! macabre purity! deadly decay! totally groundshaking :
''Nebelwerfer''!

''Falaise : Cauldron Of Blood'' - a masterpiece dressed in blood and death!
Thrilling intro! mighty breakthrough! with Mortuus performing on the highest level , specially at 2:24 - 3: 11!
blast and fire! One of my favourite from the album with the stormy, fast and furious, incredible mighty ''Doomsday Elite''!
A 8-minutes opus! This band still have a bassplayer since 2004!
Devo's playing his blackmetal ass through this song - as well as on the album!
Rolling and marching through battlefield, Panzer is coming near to your town!
crashin and marching in 'low power',taking no prisoners...
...make room for ''503''!

Demoniac dignity!
Slaughterous symphony!
Murderous harmony!
Misanthropy!
Destruction!
Disease!
Hatred!
Vanity!
Blood!
Fire!
Death!
''Thousand-Fold Death''!
One of the greatest hyperspeed Marduk's songs since 'Darkness It Shall Be''!


''Warschau III : Necropolis'' works fine as an outro of this 'warbaound-frontschwein' album!

Marduk 2015 : The band, still, sounds BLACK, FEARSOME, GRIM AND MIGHTY!
Frontschwein 2015: THIS! IS! BLACK METAL!
Isnt 'a must have' for black metal fans, it's a...
TOTALITARIAN COMMAND!

''Black, fearsome and grim and mighty
Panzer division Marduk still rolls over enemy land...''
Author:  severzhavnost [ Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:21 pm ]
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Easily Impressed Reviewer wrote:
"This band still have a bassplayer since 2004!"
Author:  lord_ghengis [ Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:05 pm ]
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I like "A jewelry!" myself
Author:  MDL [ Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:04 pm ]
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"... mighty breakthrough! with Mortuus performing on the highest level , specially at 2:24 - 3: 11!..."
Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:38 pm ]
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"Isnt 'a must have' for black metal fans, it's a...
TOTALITARIAN COMMAND!"

Buy this shit or the state will FUCKING DISAPPEAR YOU!!
Author:  Diamhea [ Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:26 pm ]
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Lazy translator garbage:

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Author:  MDL [ Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:32 pm ]
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lol, another spanish/portuguese/brazilian/wtv humanoid that writes "battery" instead of "drums", trusting the Translator.
Author:  Diamhea [ Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:54 pm ]
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Author:  severzhavnost [ Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:42 pm ]
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Leaving aside the warped Anglo-Slavonic, he seems to really love the album yet gives it 30%. :scratch:
Author:  MDL [ Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:50 pm ]
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severzhavnost wrote:
Leaving aside the warped Anglo-Slavonic, he seems to really love the album yet gives it 30%. :scratch:


Oxymorons.
Author:  Derigin [ Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:41 pm ]
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It's his own band, too.
Author:  Metantoine [ Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:47 pm ]
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One of the funniest reviews I ever read!

Some highlights:
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Death Metal is on the decline thanks to mallcore, and this is evidenced by Christian bands such as The Devil Wears Prada and Ad I Lay Dying. It's up to you and me(I have professional training in jazz singing myself) to bring real music back.

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Sure,the chorus to "sacrificial" may sound a bit emo, but when you read the rest of the lyrics, you'll understand that this is death metal at its finest

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Scream Bloody Gore is to this day the most offensive, extreme, and pejorative death metal album that religious groups have ever been forced to endure.

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Author:  Subrick [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:02 am ]
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Professional jazz training is most death metal.
Author:  Wilytank [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:13 am ]
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Metantoine wrote:
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Sure,the chorus to "sacrificial" may sound a bit emo, but when you read the rest of the lyrics, you'll understand that this is death metal at its finest



the chorus to that song wrote:
Sacrificial cunt
I despise
Sacrificial cunt
No more lies


:???:
Author:  thrashmaniac87 [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:45 am ]
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I found the line about how she's going to force her favorite actress to listen to Death to be pretty creepy. That and a few other sentences make her seem a bit delusional. That review was a little sad.
Author:  Diamhea [ Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:53 am ]
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Author:  TheStormIRide [ Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:18 pm ]
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Did you get reported to the better business bureau? If it makes you feel any better, I like your reviews.
Author:  Diamhea [ Thu Apr 16, 2015 4:32 pm ]
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Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Thu Apr 16, 2015 4:34 pm ]
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Morgan LeFay got their butt caught in a garbage disposal.
Author:  Wilytank [ Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:49 pm ]
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Diamhea wrote:
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Still wondering what's emo about sacrificing vaginas to Satan.
Author:  Diamhea [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:16 pm ]
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Just a followup to that, I sent him an email letting him know that he was banned, basically cutting the mic on him early, but he wasn't having it:

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Actually, I know plenty about old school death metal, and why would you be
on a site when you don't even listen to metal, dumbfuck? I don't care about
getting banned, I wasn't going to use that site anyway anymore since I
don't want to write a review that's ten fucking pages long like you hoped.
You're not kicking anyone's ass here, loser. The only one who has "nothing"
is your sorry old ass. An lonely old man with saggy tits and a beer belly
wants to take on a Havoc Boy with ripped abs and a busty fiancée sucking
his dick every night? Come up to me at a show and I swear I will not
hesitate to put a bullet in your head during the middle of the fucking
show, faggot. No, what bothers me is that it's annoying you seem to think
you've put me in my place. I'm just accepting your offer to fight me,
life-lover. Death metal is for people who can kill, not tame motherfuckers
like you.


He thinks I am old, fat, out of shape, and afraid of DEATH METAL fans, I guess he doesn't realize that metalheads are purveyors of the most empty threats of all time.
Author:  thrashmaniac87 [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:08 pm ]
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Diamhea wrote:
Just a followup to that, I sent him an email letting him know that he was banned, basically cutting the mic on him early, but he wasn't having it:

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Actually, I know plenty about old school death metal, and why would you be
on a site when you don't even listen to metal, dumbfuck? I don't care about
getting banned, I wasn't going to use that site anyway anymore since I
don't want to write a review that's ten fucking pages long like you hoped.
You're not kicking anyone's ass here, loser. The only one who has "nothing"
is your sorry old ass. An lonely old man with saggy tits and a beer belly
wants to take on a Havoc Boy with ripped abs and a busty fiancée sucking
his dick every night? Come up to me at a show and I swear I will not
hesitate to put a bullet in your head during the middle of the fucking
show, faggot. No, what bothers me is that it's annoying you seem to think
you've put me in my place. I'm just accepting your offer to fight me,
life-lover. Death metal is for people who can kill, not tame motherfuckers
like you.


He thinks I am old, fat, out of shape, and afraid of DEATH METAL fans, I guess he doesn't realize that metalheads are purveyors of the most empty threats of all time.


Weird, I originally thought it was a girl. Either way they seem to be very delusional. It's funny how he says he won't be using this site anymore yet he just wrote a new review for SBG under a different username. He even creepily mentions AJ Cook again. I can't imagine there's more than one person on this site that's obsessed with AJ Cook.

http://www.metal-archives.com/users/Seq ... rt%20Eagle
Author:  Empyreal [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:11 pm ]
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It cracks me up when people like this guy hurl insults and get really huffing-and-puffing, steaming at the forehead mad at someone who they perceive as a fat loser who hasn't gotten anywhere in life. It's like really, their opinion must matter a lot to you then!
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