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Author:  Diamhea [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:31 pm ]
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Good catch thrashmaniac, let me delete that and ban his sock puppet accounts.
Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:51 pm ]
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Empyreal wrote:
steaming at the forehead mad

:lol:

What's a Havoc Boy? Abs or not, he will eventually get to the point where he's shitting himself and cruelly prevented from ever getting a boner again. Hope he's ready for that realness.
Author:  Wilytank [ Tue Apr 28, 2015 5:18 pm ]
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Diamhea wrote:
Just a followup to that, I sent him an email letting him know that he was banned, basically cutting the mic on him early, but he wasn't having it:

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Actually, I know plenty about old school death metal, and why would you be
on a site when you don't even listen to metal, dumbfuck? I don't care about
getting banned, I wasn't going to use that site anyway anymore since I
don't want to write a review that's ten fucking pages long like you hoped.
You're not kicking anyone's ass here, loser. The only one who has "nothing"
is your sorry old ass. An lonely old man with saggy tits and a beer belly
wants to take on a Havoc Boy with ripped abs and a busty fiancée sucking
his dick every night? Come up to me at a show and I swear I will not
hesitate to put a bullet in your head during the middle of the fucking
show, faggot. No, what bothers me is that it's annoying you seem to think
you've put me in my place. I'm just accepting your offer to fight me,
life-lover. Death metal is for people who can kill, not tame motherfuckers
like you.


He thinks I am old, fat, out of shape, and afraid of DEATH METAL fans, I guess he doesn't realize that metalheads are purveyors of the most empty threats of all time.


Did you ask him/her what's emo about sacrificial vaginas? I'm genuinely curious. :lol:
Author:  Rosenthorn [ Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:49 am ]
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Getting acquainted with this site, this thread gave me the most laughs out of anything I've so far seen. It's also given me some insight into what to avoid at ALL COSTS when writing a review.

I must say, this one has got to be my favorite:

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It's really incredible that someone took the time to write a good block of text consisting of nothing but a basic synopsis of the band, some clichéd metal adjectives and a huge amount of swearing and thought it would pass muster as a substantive review.

Very fucking demonic fucking brutal fucking sick!
Author:  JohnTheDrummer [ Fri May 01, 2015 12:39 pm ]
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..... I've never actually read that one... wow :lol:
Aside from the final sentence I believe he said "Fuck" at least twice in every fucking shitty sentence.
Author:  Subrick [ Fri May 01, 2015 12:59 pm ]
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Did Corey Taylor write that review?
Author:  Wilytank [ Fri May 01, 2015 1:49 pm ]
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A necessary shit? I'd like to thing every shit is necessary.
Author:  Diamhea [ Sat May 02, 2015 12:03 am ]
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Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Sat May 02, 2015 12:09 am ]
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balls tight but really feeling.

Paging MutantClannFear
Author:  Metantoine [ Sat May 02, 2015 1:18 pm ]
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This guy has never heard QOTSA.

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About a year ago, after hearing all the horrible, terrible things about this album, I thought I'd hop onto youtube and give it a listen for myself. I did a track by track review in the comments, so I thought I'd share it here:

Omni Potens - Sounds like a level from Doom. Also at 2:05 I was expecting to hear Ace Ventura at the end with "-righty then"

Too Extreme - Opening sounds fucking awful, then it turns into a Michael Jackson song, right before it becomes a bastard lovechild of Deathstars and Dimmu Borgir. Oh yes, and that goddamn pneumatic drill machine-like rhythm is just HORRIBLE!!

Existo Vulgore - This sounds more like the Morbid Angel we all know and love

Blades for Baal - If it wasn't for the crisp and clean production, I reckon this could have fit nicely onto 'Gateways to Annihilation'

I Am Morbid - This sounds like Morbid Angel trying to imitate Hatebreed

10 More Dead - Did Max Cavalera write half of this one?

Destructos vs. the Earth-Attack - When did Static X reform?

Nevermore - The opening reminded me of The Berzerker. But overall, this is a good track, apart from the boring chorus.

Beauty Meets The Beast - The music is decent, but the lyrics are lazy. It's the kind of stuff I would have written when I was 15

Radikult - This is what happens when a Death Metal band gets stoned out of their trees and listens to Queens of the Stoneage

Mea Culpa - The intro had me waiting for the anime style mechs to fly into the sky at any second. The rest of this sounds like a Berzerker remix track.


Overall, yes, this is an awful, terrible album. It's just bad. And Morbid Angel should feel bad for making it. And Terrorizer should feel bad for giving it 9/10 (denial much?)

Who do I complain to to get the last hour of my life back?
Author:  Diamhea [ Tue May 05, 2015 2:09 am ]
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Author:  Diamhea [ Tue May 05, 2015 3:26 pm ]
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Author:  Wilytank [ Tue May 05, 2015 5:50 pm ]
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If the drums are never noise, does that mean the drums are totally inaudible?
Author:  Subrick [ Tue May 05, 2015 6:42 pm ]
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Only if you're playing on an unplugged electronic kit.
Author:  Turner [ Tue May 05, 2015 8:31 pm ]
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there's an idea for an april fools' prank (well not any more, but hey): save all these duds into some "wait for it" queue then april 1, swap the "normal reviews" queue for the "wait for it queue" and BAM! 10000000000 reviews in bad spang/russo-english
Author:  Diamhea [ Sat May 09, 2015 3:00 am ]
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Author:  Zelkiiro [ Sat May 09, 2015 9:11 am ]
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Sounds like a pretty boring and terrible album.
Author:  Diamhea [ Sun May 10, 2015 2:48 am ]
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Four words and he still managed to fit in grammar errors.

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Author:  Brainded Binky [ Tue May 12, 2015 1:01 pm ]
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Sabbath at its best. That's it? Is this some kind of a joke? If that's the case, April Fool's was over a month ago, buddy, sorry.
Author:  Diamhea [ Tue May 12, 2015 3:48 pm ]
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Author:  Emptiness Cycle [ Tue May 12, 2015 4:09 pm ]
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Hahah! I feel better for you rejecting mine. In comparison I wrote "Of Mice and Men". XD
Author:  Sweetie [ Tue May 12, 2015 5:01 pm ]
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I love how people's opinions makes them "fucking twats".
Author:  Turner [ Tue May 12, 2015 6:28 pm ]
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haha that's obviously trolling....i hope
Author:  Sweetie [ Tue May 12, 2015 10:59 pm ]
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Might I ask, what is trolling?
Author:  Rykov [ Fri May 15, 2015 2:56 am ]
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The Semitic Defilement? That's too precious, it's got to be trolling.
Author:  Brainded Binky [ Fri May 15, 2015 10:57 pm ]
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Add Suicide Silence to this website???? Never in a million years!
Author:  MutantClannfear [ Fri May 15, 2015 11:05 pm ]
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You know they were here like six years ago, right?
Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Sat May 16, 2015 6:26 pm ]
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SweetLeaf95 wrote:
Might I ask, what is trolling?

If you know what trolling is and you're pretending that you don't so that you can have some masturbatory yuks at the expense of the unsuspecting, that's trolling.

Provided you're actually asking: it has a few uses, but generally speaking it's the use of a disingenuous ploy for the purposes of personal amusement. Saying shit you don't actually mean in order to get a rise out of someone. One who intentionally makes it difficult for anyone to know whether or not one is joking is a species of troll. Internet phishing is also trolling. There are other uses, but this is how I understand it.
Author:  droneriot [ Sat May 16, 2015 8:11 pm ]
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Rykov wrote:
The Semitic Defilement? That's too precious, it's got to be trolling.

It's their little-known collaboration with Arghoslent.
Author:  Brainded Binky [ Sun May 17, 2015 5:32 pm ]
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MutantClannfear wrote:
You know they were here like six years ago, right?

Really? Suicide Silence on MA? Well, I'm glad they're not here anymore!
Author:  Diamhea [ Sun May 17, 2015 5:38 pm ]
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Author:  droneriot [ Sun May 17, 2015 5:50 pm ]
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Well, the tiny icon for writing a review is obviously much easier to find than the big button for writing a report.
Author:  Wilytank [ Sun May 17, 2015 7:13 pm ]
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I'm just glad they don't use that same logic with the band genre debates, and for that we thank you.
Author:  Azmodes [ Mon May 18, 2015 8:25 am ]
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Still preferable to bands updating their page's additional notes with stuff like "actually we play POGRESIVE GRINDGORE METAL; plz change it!!!!" or "this is not a proper release, but MA refuses to delete it".
Author:  Diamhea [ Mon May 25, 2015 8:16 am ]
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Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Mon May 25, 2015 2:31 pm ]
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lyricses ..

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It's weird. It's like this guy records himself talking about the album, and then transcribes the dictation without looking at the keyboard and then submits without looking at what he typed (he couln't give a f**k!).
Author:  Diamhea [ Mon May 25, 2015 10:27 pm ]
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Author:  MDL [ Tue May 26, 2015 4:40 pm ]
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I wonder if anyone had ever mistaken a bass for a trumpet.
Author:  Wilytank [ Tue May 26, 2015 5:48 pm ]
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MDL666 wrote:
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I wonder if anyone had ever mistaken a bass for a trumpet.

To be fair, I almost mistook the guitar in this Master's Hammer song for a saxophone. https://youtu.be/O-MpV5EAnJs?t=58s
Author:  Diamhea [ Tue May 26, 2015 10:10 pm ]
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