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| Author: | Diamhea [ Fri May 29, 2015 1:09 am ] |
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He kept deleting/resubmitting so it cleared the rejection history message, but I asked this guy to post his draft in the feedback thread since he wasn't fixing the formatting. The result:
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| Author: | Emptiness Cycle [ Fri May 29, 2015 7:58 am ] |
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Because an online 'zine is always a good measure of professionalism, and quality, right? *cough* Pitchfork *cough* |
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| Author: | Grave_Wyrm [ Fri May 29, 2015 2:12 pm ] |
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He could have just asked how to fix it ........ but ............... no. ..................................he'd rather be a baby. ...........................................sad |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Fri May 29, 2015 7:34 pm ] |
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| Author: | Wilytank [ Fri May 29, 2015 7:58 pm ] |
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Even though their Big Cartel page is clearly listed under their merch tab in the related links. |
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| Author: | severzhavnost [ Fri May 29, 2015 9:03 pm ] |
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very strange writer wrote: I loved this band since there (!) Split with DEAD INSIDE from 2014 (which is also short but Includes there best) We can chalk up a neglected capital letter to start a sentence to simple laziness. I get that. But what would possibly possess someone to make the effort to Capitalize a word right in the Middle of a sentence? |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:40 pm ] |
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This was another translator-fed review ala that Annihilator review a few months back. This is only the first half of it:
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And I might as well show you the rest because he tries to make some snarky "comment" at the end.
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| Author: | JohnTheDrummer [ Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:07 pm ] |
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That sounds like something from The Shining or something ..... <___< (the comment) |
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| Author: | severzhavnost [ Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:35 pm ] |
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That was truly  , and belongs in the Engrish Hall of Fame. However, as a member of the regular ol' middle class, I want to know how I can move on up to the "fireworks powerful middle class".
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:44 pm ] |
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severzhavnost wrote: That was truly , and belongs in the Engrish Hall of FameYes, it does. I'm reading this in depth for the first time, holeeeee shit: Quote: And the recent escalation of cucumbers PARADISE LOST but did not presage total bliss after hearty meal which meant "Tragic Idol"  That rivals "Pints of hairy hedgehog" from the Annihilator one |
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| Author: | Zelkiiro [ Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:25 pm ] |
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Cucumber Escalation is a phenomenon that should not be scoffed at--thousands of lives are taken yearly. It is also a kickass band name. |
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| Author: | Turner [ Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:39 am ] |
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I've always thought that all the best/worst/angriest ESL comes from the spanish-speaking world, and this is the best yet! |
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| Author: | novakm [ Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:00 pm ] |
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"However." This rivals "Call me Ishmael" for strongest opening sentences in the history of written word. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:34 am ] |
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| Author: | Wilytank [ Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:08 am ] |
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With a user name like "Anti_USA", I'm sure his complaint about this review rejection will be well thought out. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Sat Jun 06, 2015 5:13 pm ] |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:55 pm ] |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:46 pm ] |
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| Author: | DoomMetalAlchemist [ Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:51 pm ] |
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A 45 year old used the word 'poser.' rofl. |
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| Author: | Turner [ Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:36 pm ] |
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lol @ "I'm older than you and this means something, I've been listening to this stuff since you were in nappies!" these are the guys that keep Slayer in business |
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| Author: | iamntbatman [ Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:20 pm ] |
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Quote: ...have a respectable job as a Lieutenant in a Police Department because I just so happen to be a well rounded individual. Well, it *was* National Donut Day recently, so he probably is a fairly well-rounded individual. |
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| Author: | Empyreal [ Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:26 pm ] |
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Oh, well if you're a lieutenant at a police department, clearly anything you've written deserves to be published even if it's just a picture of a guy picking his nose. Standing ovation for this genius. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 8:45 pm ] |
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| Author: | TheStormIRide [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 8:57 pm ] |
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iamntbatman wrote: Well, it *was* National Donut Day recently, so he probably is a fairly well-rounded individual. Can't believe I missed that one... |
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| Author: | DoomMetalAlchemist [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:40 pm ] |
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Diamhea wrote: Is this guy not aware you're supposed to put a space after a punctuation mark? Or is whatever translator he's using doing that? |
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| Author: | ratedgdr [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:42 pm ] |
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Regarding those last two reviews, I tried reading them and gave up about three or four sentences in. I think I felt some of my brain cells beg for a merciful death. |
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| Author: | severzhavnost [ Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:20 am ] |
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That's a couple butt-fugly things to read! Seven words,three spaces.Can wrote?Queried. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:03 am ] |
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| Author: | Napalm_Satan [ Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:36 am ] |
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There have been more revolting examples of bad reviews on this thread. But yeah, crap spelling, broken English and waffling on for 2 paragraphs about what he likes and Portuguese black metal. Still, no 'grains in her face' or 'occaz the frangins!'. |
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| Author: | severzhavnost [ Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:19 pm ] |
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Yeah, any time you read "Anyway, let's talk about the demo itself", that's an admission that everything up to that point was completely tangential. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:31 pm ] |
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| Author: | MikeyC [ Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:17 pm ] |
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"one mini album you did guy" Awesome. 
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| Author: | TheStormIRide [ Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:02 am ] |
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I feel bad that the first band only got one horn. m/ |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:36 am ] |
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We have had so many track by track reviews submitted recently (by those unwilling to read the guidelines) we inserted a clear-as-crystal reminder in the review submission form itself. Has it worked? Of course not.
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:01 am ] |
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| Author: | Wilytank [ Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:21 pm ] |
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"Of Doom" is actually very fast despite its name? And I thought Against Me!'s song "Thrash Unreal" was going to be thrash metal. Fool me once... |
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| Author: | mad_submarine [ Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:03 am ] |
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The formatting in some of these reviews is what keeps me awake at night. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:32 pm ] |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:42 pm ] |
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| Author: | Jophelerx [ Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:52 pm ] |
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Quote: But thus, fingernails are no more. Truer words have never been spoken. |
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