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droneriot
incelgender

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:00 pm 
 

Well, most bands fail at buzzing annoyance resign because they lack kill.
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:57 pm 
 

It's almost like it means something.
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Ilwhyan
Metel fraek

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:36 am 
 

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Woolie_Wool
Facets of Predictability

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:56 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:25 am 
 

It reads like someone filtered My First Derrida Book Report through Translation Party.
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:46 pm
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Location: At the Heat of Winter
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:23 pm 
 

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:36 pm 
 

Oh my God (too big to screenshot)
The Lustrate Process
The Project Hate MCMXCIX


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TPH proves over the years... what is to produce sick albums one by one. This one is constructed from basic ideas a these basic ideas are build to some long sick songs combine with amazing vocals of Jonna and Jorgen, quite good soloing, keyboards, bass and drums.. then with guest vocalist whom perfom guthular and clean vocals. Simply the brightness album they put out. Over all some grove riffs, great piano melodies, Jorgen send from hell, Jonna from heaven....

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Those song should a little bit better flow to one to the another


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If you wanna know, who has been the best singer for this band (so far)... only one name came to my mind .... Jonna Enckell... and her performance on this album quite proves it.... Lord K. did the biggest mistake in his career that he let her go from this band after this album... Why? do you wanna have more better albums, more longer songs ? Why ? OK..Maybe Eleanor has much gifted voice..but hear There no is earth...should my ears enjoy her voice ? NO! So Jonna could hypnotise you with her. voice... god how i wish to speak with her only just for 10 minutes.

One of her best moments in album are in songs:

“Descend into the Eternal Pits of Possession“
In the eyes of God I am the only one
who brought the shame on us
In the eyes of God I am the only one
Condemned to walk this path
I''m dead in his heart

“See the Filth Become Flames in This Furnace“

I punish myself…
In the depths of my soul, a spirit so damned
There was never any hope or light
I reject all that you stand for
All the love and the lies
I was crucified for your sins
You said you were mine

The nails in my hands
There is no Promised Land
Spear in my side, Jehovah denied
In the depths of my soul, a spirit so damned
There was never any hope…

The main difference between Jowar and Mia is that, mIa got huge charisma a emotions.. on the other side there´is Jonna who has god dammit hunting voice... she can how work with her voice, her color of voice was just as one with music. Some moments her voice combine with sound effect like from some kind of vampire movie. What about Jorgen- sick dude with sick voice, keep it up!

Over all albums from 2000 - 2009 this one has the best atmosphere, really good combination with effects (together with Armagedon the sound effect what Lord K. offers you, next the piano work preety pretty good here ...through all abums the best!)

Then guitars (definitely Lord K. push himself, a little far -same as previous one, which is also quite good, it´s shame that you never ever going to hear a solo from him) Mike Wead is one hell - bloody good guitarist with good sense of feel is his right hind. Lord K. provide mainly rhythm duties and some melodies or leads.. both.. big boss on this album is Mike.

Drums- pretty simple parts goes with music, Thomas nothing try hit every tomb or symbal every second to show how awesome he is) ... when i hear his punch, he was the best drummer for them.. still better than Dirg....maybe he is great drummer, Lord I. admire him.. but let´s face it.. if you LISTEN tracks on There is no earth... you can hear that guy is just not for this BAND.

Hail to Jonna (hail talented garl, and i´m not only one who said that-- completely objective opinion), Hail Lord K. Hail Jorgen, Hail Anders, HaiL Thomas.

Lord. K. (as a drummer): Hate, Dominate, Congregate, Eliminate
(as a guitarist): In Hora Nostrae, The Lustrate process
(as a DJ): Armageddon March Eternal (Symphonies of Slit Wrists), The Lustrate Process
(as a bassist): The Cadaverous Retaliation Agenda

Best atmospheric songs: “Arise to His World of Infamy“ “The Locust Principles“ “The Burial of Gods“




Listen! Buy! Share! ----------- The Finest of TPH
I reject all that you stand for
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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:22 pm 
 

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Gojira is now Magma? You mean this Magma?

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Woolie_Wool
Facets of Predictability

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:45 pm 
 

If they did decide to make zeuhl music I might even listen to them.
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:05 am 
 

"together with Joe" is all I got from that.

In other news, "guthular" may be one of my favorite typos thusfar. Wow.
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DoomMetalAlchemist
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:10 am
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:55 am 
 

Grave_Wyrm wrote:
"together with Joe" is all I got from that.

In other news, "guthular" may be one of my favorite typos thusfar. Wow.


Guthular would make a great band name.

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2Eagle333
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:24 am
Posts: 275
PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:35 pm 
 

It's official, Gojira lack kill.

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Lich Coldheart
Stares into the Void

Joined: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:44 pm
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Location: Frozen dead land where sharp winds blow
PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:04 pm 
 

2Eagle333 wrote:
It's official, Gojira lack kill.

You can't blame them. Slayer also used to lack slay at some point.
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:46 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 6:59 am 
 

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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

Last.fm

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MDL
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:12 pm
Posts: 368
Location: Portugal
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:07 am 
 

I feel that "that's ok" was very forced and written with a heavy heart. It's sad.

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Sepulchrave
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:29 pm
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Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 7:18 pm 
 

"The Braindead Metalhead". Never put "braindead" or variations thereof as part of your M-A username. Guarantees mockery. See: Brainded Binky
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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:21 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 7:31 pm 
 

Sepulchrave wrote:
"The Braindead Metalhead". Never put "braindead" or variations thereof as part of your M-A username. Guarantees mockery. See: Brainded Binky

I don't know. Liquid_Braino is a rather respected reviewer and I keep imagining his username to refer to drinking Drano to drain your brain.

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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:39 pm 
 

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

Last.fm

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Napalm_Satan
Ever-Opening Flower

Joined: Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:27 pm
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Location: London, UK
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:49 pm 
 

Hmm. He lost me at 'those lovers of old sound'. The rest I can agree with; but I'm not one of *those* lovers of old sound. That crosses the line for me.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 8:53 pm 
 

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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

Last.fm

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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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Location: Across the croggy plain
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:28 pm 
 

Have not fail, Diamhea. There is power in Australians.
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:14 pm 
 

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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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stainedclass2112
Veteran

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Location: Bucketheadland
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:19 pm 
 

Aww man, I wish I could've made that show, too bad I live nowhere near himself city.
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 12:59 pm 
 

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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

Last.fm

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Napalm_Satan
Ever-Opening Flower

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Location: London, UK
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:46 pm 
 

Best review from MA

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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:01 pm 
 

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

Last.fm

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Lich Coldheart
Stares into the Void

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Location: Frozen dead land where sharp winds blow
PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 2:27 am 
 

And, of course, he rated it 100%...
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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:20 pm 
 

Like we'd trust anyone from Bumfuq, Brazil claiming they'd have some thrash band's only demo.

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Metantoine
Big Beautiful Famgot

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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:18 pm 
 

From a Ghost review written by a 14 years old:

"It was the ninth grade, I was sitting in my french class bored as all hell when my best friend (also a serious metalhead) comes bursting into the class about 10 minutes late interrupting the teacher in front of the whole class just screaming "NOAH! NOAH! YOU GOTTA HEAR THE NEW GHOST ALBUM, IT'S ACTUALLY AMAZING! POSSIBLY BETTER THAN SEX HOLY SHIT!" I laughed my ass off and the teacher got pissed but it convinced me to go listen to the new ghost album "Meliora"."
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:04 pm 
 

Ghost: possibly better than a 14 year old's sex life.
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2Eagle333
Metal newbie

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:16 pm 
 

If they were screaming that in falsetto, they would probably be King Diamond.

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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:28 am 
 

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

Last.fm

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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:38 pm 
 

"very darkness" is a subtitle waiting to happen. What the hell is with the switch to double spaces between words!? AGH! FUCK! I CAN'T FIX IT!!
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:23 am 
 

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I'm going to start rejecting all reviews by users whose names end in "666" automatically.
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Deathdoom1992
Metal newbie

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Location: Wallowing in a sea of sorrow.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:32 pm 
 

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"Da Darkthrone". If Norwegian black metal was in the hood I guess... :-D

And also, "very good death metal positions for people". I don't even wanna know, man.

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Derigin
The Mountain Man

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:57 pm 
 

Deathdoom1992 wrote:
"Da Darkthrone". If Norwegian black metal was in the hood I guess... :-D

Just need to translate it into Hawai'ian Pidgin, and I think we have a winner!
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Metantoine
Big Beautiful Famgot

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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:21 pm 
 

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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:55 pm 
 

Probably because the other stuff by the main guy is NSBM.

Also, 8/10 =/= 90%.

Also, lol wolf's bum.

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Deathdoom1992
Metal newbie

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Location: Wallowing in a sea of sorrow.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 8:59 pm 
 

The way he says everybody like "german pagan black metal" has a fan base the size of Bieber's or something.

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Zodijackyl
63 Axe Handles High

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 4:02 am 
 

I took a shot at correcting/editing one of these because they were the only reviews for the albums, but holy shit, they were incorrigable.

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Metantoine
Big Beautiful Famgot

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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 4:39 pm 
 

A review for Slayer's Repentless:

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Definitely not their best work but not their worst - 70%

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Definitely not their best work but not their worst, It's better than World painted blood I'll give it that but it's just not as good as some of their other work.


So descriptive!
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