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Napalm_Satan
One-Trick Pony

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:05 pm 
 

Oh my god that's amazing.

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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:32 pm 
 

That sucked. I was hoping it would go somewhere, but it was so soft-ball it didn't explain even itself well.

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Morrigan
Crone of War

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:24 am 
 

Amazing pseudo-intellectual garbage, really.
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Empyreal
The Final Frontier

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:39 am 
 

The reasons I wrote my review for it become more clear all the time...
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:55 am 
 

People like that should be barred from listening to music. They don't deserve it.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:17 pm 
 

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 10:03 pm 
 

More translator fun; too big for screenshot.

1% no to be so bad. - 1%
_erlkonigstochter_, May 1st, 2017

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The Sweden for me has your value and your place when it is black metal bands. Also, one of my favorite scenarios where black metal bands are hosted, and, in great majority, are worthy of respect for having a sound quality, and be part of a movement as broad as the underground.

I, as usual, was browsing around to find black metal bands like I always do, and I came across this project of just a single member baby, whose project called ''Naugrim ". Well, I went for a check-up. My first impression, respectively, was knowing that a boy of just 14 years were in charge. Soon, I thought: "Wow, is that right?" For me, it was a surprise. Because I never would have thought that a boy so young could be in black metal. This may sound a little biased on my part, but in a way, it's for him, yes! I don't belittle anyone, I think we all have the capacity to reach your potential because of quality. So, I was very impressed by your age and be here. I wanted it to be less sarcastic.

Anyway, regardless of age, and forgetting this comment not as important in this review. I believe that the ability to do something impressive and quality, no age sets, and all criticism is valid. Being constructive or not. Especially, when it comes to black metal to me. And, honestly? This album entered the list of the WORST I've ever heard, being brief. I really waited for something good. I really waited for something that I could admire. For something that I could rape the play every minute. For something that would make me believe, and that made me think for a moment, "Come on, can be of your liking." But, no!

Starting with the first track "Higher Source". I don't know how to give a specific name to the vocals. But, sounds like someone who was choking on his own vomit. I've heard worse vocals, but this surpassed all that I've heard so far. A raw vocal, though breathless and without any technique. That pretty left me deaf me so bad that is. "The Dajjal" possess a good guitar distortion at the beginning of the song, and good riffs. However, I realize that there are some passages that the guitar sounds like a cheap video game and used for a long time, showing defects after to use it after a long time again. I can be wrong, or not. But, in this passage that I noticed, being unnoticed was the first remarkable detail. "Mörkrets Kallelse" is like listening to a scratched CD, that running, it crashes causing a sound boring and agonizing. And all the rest of the album. Boring, agonizing, and bad. Although, the instruments, and especially the guitar like riffs and distortion. As well as the fast battery in a low tone that is present in all tracks. At least, something went to enjoy.

Finally, I would like to say that this album to a raw black metal band, have to work hard in those vocals. And, of course, in this mix. For a project like "Naugrim", launch right away an album without any preparation, it's rude to receive that kind of criticism. Let's be frank! If you're going to do something within the Black Metal, please, do it right! No one is forced to witness something bad and evil done to BM even being raw, even showing a sound cold and harsh as it should be a band of RBM, I mean, I excuse the fact that this project be part of rodeo for this type of genre. By boast the swedish scenario a respectable form, as a black metal listener coming from this cycle, don't settle for that. Even a kid who has a lot to grow musically to create and run this type of sound. I may be being ''merciless'' and more than that, just honest.

My dear and adored gentlemen, if you are ready to stay deaf with a noise project interesting, making it the day tedious. I recommend this album to all of you. Live 42 minutes of pure torture. Sorry, but "Naugrim" failed the test. After all, it's black metal or a joke for the attempt of an extreme sound terrifying?
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Diamhea
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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TheWaltzer
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 7:33 am 
 

That actually made me laugh :D Also, 100%.
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Diamhea
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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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MawBTS
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:09 pm 
 

Diamhea wrote:
Lol nice save. I rejected that and wished I would have saved it to post here right after I clicked.


What band/album was he reviewing? Can I take a guess at "Iced Earth"?

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Napalm_Satan
One-Trick Pony

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:21 pm 
 

He was reviewing this lame-ass Havok album.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:39 am 
 

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Earthcubed
The Great Fearmonger

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:54 pm 
 

It's true, if you want to "look for a band that keeps opened your mouth" you generally have to sort through the seedier parts of Craigslist.
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Diamhea
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TheWaltzer
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 2:13 am 
 

To be fair, "Woof bark bark woof yip yap yip woof bark bark bark bamboozled." is a pretty spot-on musical description of Alestorm.
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Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:49 am 
 

TheWaltzer wrote:
To be fair, "Woof bark bark woof yip yap yip woof bark bark bark bamboozled." is a pretty spot-on musical description of Alestorm.

I dunno, that description seems a little...ruff around the edges...

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Diamhea
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Storm of the Light's Bane
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:46 am 
 

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At least he is right about the only thing Stone did wrong.
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Diamhea
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Diamhea
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Diamhea
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Rompestromper
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:20 am 
 

anergy looks like a combination of angry and energy, sounds actually quite metal if it was on purpose though ;D

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Diamhea
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:11 pm 
 

^ Holy shit, I actually laughed because that "420 blaze it" came out of absolutely nowhere. :lol: :lol:
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TheWaltzer
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:51 am 
 

Also, Carach Angren are a worthy alternative to Buckethead.
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Diamhea
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Diamhea
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Smoking_Gnu
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:lol:

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Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:58 pm 
 

If my review got deleted like that, I would just default to something short and stupid like, "THIS ALBUM IS A FALSE. DO NOT ENTRY."
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:43 am 
 

Honestly, just hitting that convenient "save draft" button at the bottom has been good enough for me. I also do most of my rough drafts on paper though so I technically have a backup of sorts on my note book.
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Empyreal
The Final Frontier

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:22 am 
 

Modern computers should have no problem with that kind of thing. Just get a decent word document application open and write everything there. It isn't 15 years ago where computers would overheat and randomly shut down anymore.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:35 pm 
 

Or just do like me and press the "save draft" button every tenth word or so.
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Andreas_Hansen
Metal newbie

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:35 pm 
 

Or simply use the Notepad software, so that you could review your album even if there is an Internet cut-off. God I love modern technology.
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Diamhea
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Andreas_Hansen
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I wonder if these peoples know really what they're doing. I mean, if they have read at least once a review they know what they're writing will absolutely get rejected. Or maybe they're just trolls.
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Diamhea
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Most of them are not trolls; they really are that idiotic. It's dead serious.
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Diamhea
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:47 pm 
 

Put that as a Youtube description and you're bound to have a comment that has actual track start times for the video.
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meshigene
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:16 pm 
 

that supposed to be remarkably/hilariously bad?
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