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Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:10 pm ] |
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meshigene wrote: that supposed to be remarkably/hilariously bad? In my opinion, yes. However, due to the user's more recent attemps to improve i decided to remove it. |
Author: | skitzorgasm [ Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:03 pm ] |
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It almost seems like these people think these are supposed to be like product reviews for Amazon. I also feel kinda bad for the translation reviews. Reading these is not as funny as I thought it was going to be, it's pretty sad. |
Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:08 pm ] |
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Author: | colin040 [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:20 pm ] |
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''If you are a blacker, this is for you'' |
Author: | Derigin [ Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:29 pm ] |
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This is just too glorious.
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Author: | ~Guest 368187 [ Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:32 pm ] |
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LMAO |
Author: | Antioch [ Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:44 pm ] |
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Whoa! Derigin must be expecting some talking-to, I suppose... I wonder whom he'll approach, though. Normally, one would approach Derigin, but, in this case, it'll defeat the purpose. |
Author: | Derigin [ Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:41 pm ] |
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Author: | DecemberSoul [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:55 pm ] |
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Amazing how restrained and (still relatively) polite you remained towards such levels of imbecility. |
Author: | Diamhea [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:28 am ] |
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Author: | ~Guest 135946 [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:16 pm ] |
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At least that one knew how to count so he's got that going for him. "I dropped two and more tears." Once in a while there is a slight poetry to terribly broken English, like it came from a teenager who just read Shakespeare in his freshman English class and then hit his head on the door frame while walking to math. |
Author: | Subrick [ Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:39 pm ] |
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Rating: 95% Last line of the review: 10/10 He's not that good at math. Or reading comprehension. |
Author: | Diamhea [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 2:10 pm ] |
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Author: | PaganiusI [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 6:14 pm ] |
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Review...Report...its all the same to me *heavy guitar solo* |
Author: | Wilytank [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:17 pm ] |
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The continuation: https://www.metal-archives.com/report/b ... /mode/page |
Author: | DoomMetalAlchemist [ Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:18 am ] |
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Wilytank wrote: The continuation: https://www.metal-archives.com/report/b ... /mode/page It seems weird he'd add the release in 2009 and then (apparently) not want it gone until 2017, and desperately want it gone, at that. |
Author: | Diamhea [ Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:01 am ] |
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Author: | Diamhea [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:30 pm ] |
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Canonical example as to why track by track reviews are generally a really bad idea. |
Author: | Diamhea [ Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:33 pm ] |
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Author: | ~Guest 135946 [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:13 am ] |
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For such a stupid gimmick he actually could have gone for an alright review if he just elaborated. I'd like to see that one tackle a Goatwhore album. |
Author: | CHAIRTHROWER [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:15 pm ] |
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What's wrong with hot air balloons & goats? They make a fine pair... |
Author: | Lich Coldheart [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:26 pm ] |
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Doctor Sausage writes a review for an album titled 'Millennium' but writes about goats saying that they are the most consumed meat world wide... Is he trying to imply that this is the millennium of goat sausages or am I overthinking this? PS: Are goat sausages even real? |
Author: | CHAIRTHROWER [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:33 pm ] |
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Apparently, goat meat tastes particularly gamy when the beast is un-castrated... |
Author: | Lich Coldheart [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:04 pm ] |
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CHAIRTHROWER wrote: Apparently, goat meat tastes particularly gamy when the beast is un-castrated... It does and, in my opinion, it sucks. |
Author: | CHAIRTHROWER [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:46 pm ] |
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Lamb's better. |
Author: | Rompestromper [ Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:32 am ] |
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CHAIRTHROWER wrote: Apparently, goat meat tastes particularly gamy when the beast is un-castrated... yeah, goat is good meat from males before the 9th month when testosterone interferes with the tase, but castrated ones and females don't have the problem. but thats just of topic |
Author: | ~Guest 135946 [ Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:13 am ] |
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Lich Coldheart wrote: PS: Are goat sausages even real? If it has intestines you can make sausages. You can put whatever you want in the sausage so long as that coating holding it all together used to push poo into the colon. |
Author: | CHAIRTHROWER [ Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:59 am ] |
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Yum. |
Author: | Diamhea [ Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:40 pm ] |
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Author: | Lane [ Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:06 pm ] |
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Oh, another one meant as a post to a forum, not as a review Even though there it stands: "My first review..." |
Author: | ~Guest 135946 [ Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:31 pm ] |
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That's not even the worst thing about that whole shit show. Seriously, no wonder it got all zeroes from the other writers. Those lyrics look like Vogon poetry. |
Author: | Diamhea [ Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:28 am ] |
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Author: | CHAIRTHROWER [ Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:35 am ] |
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That Harakiri - Twilight of the Idols...was that the entire review?! If it is, it's short, short! |
Author: | Diamhea [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:38 am ] |
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Author: | TheWaltzer [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:45 am ] |
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That ending was fantastic But my favorite moment was this: Quote: The album reeled me in with it's eye-catching album cover but vomited a whole load of musical diarrhea in my face as soon as I started listening! Seems like that Nargaroth album is so bad it made mixing-and-matching bodily functions possible. (Needless to say, of course there is already a band called Diarrhea Vomit on the Archives.) |
Author: | Diamhea [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:15 pm ] |
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Author: | Diamhea [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:14 pm ] |
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Author: | ~Guest 135946 [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:16 pm ] |
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Looks like the Romans are still jilted by the failures of their ancestors to conquer into Scandinavia. |
Author: | Diamhea [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:29 pm ] |
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