Hey, who hasn't heard a "total silent song" yet?

A must have for your Christian thrash metal collection

yeet yeet motherfuckers

They appear to be reviewing something else... but occasionally bringing up Blackthorn as some kind of example in their unusual analogies. They also seemingly forgot to describe the music.

James Hetfield of Jason Newstead

yes, that's the end of the review as it was submitted.

I never realized James joined Jason's side-project

The submission did not properly follow the guidelines. In order for your review to be accepted, you really need to improve your description of the music. Unfortunately, your review leaves the reader with little to no insight as to what the album actually sounds like - all I see is a brief history about the band. For someone who has never heard of Rhapsody of Fire, this could even be a review for a black metal band. Please read the guidelines carefully next time - in our rules, we have a list of content you should write about in your review.''