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Author:  Andreas_Hansen [ Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:19 pm ]
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DecemberSoul wrote:
Hey, who hasn't heard a "total silent song" yet? :-D


:lol:

Author:  PaganiusI [ Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:43 pm ]
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It's Simon & Garfunkel's greatest hit. I don't get why a cover version would get so much hate :(

Author:  Derigin [ Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:19 am ]
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:scratch:

Author:  PaganiusI [ Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:40 am ]
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Judging from the length of the text and the quite ok capitalization, this is not a review but a song/album title of a post rock band.

Author:  Derigin [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:59 am ]
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The end...
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Me being a writter :nono:
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A must have for your Christian thrash metal collection :scratch:
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Author:  Derigin [ Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:41 pm ]
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Author:  Derigin [ Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:04 am ]
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Ah 2003, where track-by-tracks were common, nobody knew how to write, and the best musical description one could come up with is "it's pussy metal."

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Author:  EzraBlumenfeld [ Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:01 pm ]
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Derigin wrote:
A must have for your Christian thrash metal collection :scratch:
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How have I survived for so long, without a complete Christian thrash collection?

Author:  Cat III [ Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:06 pm ]
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And no mention of Hirax, the only one that's actually good.

Author:  Derigin [ Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:45 pm ]
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yeet yeet motherfuckers

Author:  EzraBlumenfeld [ Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:01 pm ]
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Yeet \m/

Author:  Derigin [ Sat Nov 24, 2018 10:43 am ]
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Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:32 pm ]
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"It's so powerful that your stomach will damn."

.. I can't improve on that.

Author:  OzzyApu [ Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:52 pm ]
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Derigin wrote:
yeet yeet motherfuckers

That kimchi talk :lol: fucking 한국인, man haha

Author:  Derigin [ Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:11 pm ]
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Interesting takes from these two different fellas:

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Author:  MutantClannfear [ Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:51 pm ]
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Author:  droneriot [ Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:41 pm ]
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One typo, three capitalisation errors and one punctuation error isn't that much, I bet most regular reviewers have reviews up with similar numbers of errors.

Author:  Derigin [ Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:50 am ]
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Author:  ᴎostalgiʞK [ Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:50 pm ]
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Let's do a collective digging.

Author:  Derigin [ Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:21 pm ]
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What.

Author:  Midnightwards666 [ Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:36 pm ]
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They appear to be reviewing something else... but occasionally bringing up Blackthorn as some kind of example in their unusual analogies. They also seemingly forgot to describe the music.

Author:  Smoking_Gnu [ Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:47 pm ]
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HouseSpiders wrote:
They appear to be reviewing something else... but occasionally bringing up Blackthorn as some kind of example in their unusual analogies. They also seemingly forgot to describe the music.


It's like someone ran an ANUS/DMU review through five languages then back to english in google translate.

Author:  MutantClannfear [ Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:37 pm ]
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The content of the review isn't that remarkable, but the formatting... yes, that's the end of the review as it was submitted.

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Author:  gasmask_colostomy [ Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:59 pm ]
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James Hetfield of Jason Newstead

I never realized James joined Jason's side-project :lol:

Author:  droneriot [ Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:29 am ]
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MutantClannfear wrote:
yes, that's the end of the review as it was submitted.

The Black Beast of Aaaarrggh strikes again.

Author:  ᴎostalgiʞK [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:04 pm ]
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gasmask_colostomy wrote:
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James Hetfield of Jason Newstead

I never realized James joined Jason's side-project :lol:


Hahahauahauahau.

I believe this user tried to say "James Hetfield or Jason Newsted" xd, whatever, this review is illegible, but somewhat >(somehow)< understandable...

Author:  Midnightwards666 [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:49 am ]
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Well, I just rejected my first review.
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It seems there is no way to find rejected reviews, so I'll try to recall my rejection message.
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The submission did not properly follow the guidelines. In order for your review to be accepted, you really need to improve your description of the music. Unfortunately, your review leaves the reader with little to no insight as to what the album actually sounds like - all I see is a brief history about the band. For someone who has never heard of Rhapsody of Fire, this could even be a review for a black metal band. Please read the guidelines carefully next time - in our rules, we have a list of content you should write about in your review.''

Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:12 am ]
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"Take your seat foul-mouthed fan boy!"

ex-HouseSpiders, I salute you.

Author:  Midnightwards666 [ Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:11 pm ]
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Thank you, Grave_Wyrm.

These ''awful submissions'' are actually more common than I had imagined. I thought they were just the odd once a week exception.
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